Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by zadok60: 3:42pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
i don't belong here,only came to ask for something.. please do dey use super glue wen fixing eye lens?..i jst bot green eye lens,n want to fix it myself. |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 3:56pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
zadok60: i don't belong here,only came to ask for something.. please do dey use super glue wen fixing eye lens?..i jst bot green eye lens,n want to fix it myself. Why u dey buy green eye lens? Make you buy red eye lens How much you go pay me for this consultation? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by tosyne2much(m): 3:57pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Oga, patiently waiting for counter thread
I actually thought guys would bash me till I deactivate hahahahaha loading ......... |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by zadok60: 4:02pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Why u dey buy green eye lens? Make you buy red eye lens How much you go pay me for this consultation? red eye lens na 4 witches n wizards.. d green go make u 4all 4 me datz y.. how much u go like collect wit ur church mind? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
zadok60:
red eye lens na 4 witches n wizards.. d green go make u 4all 4 me datz y..
how much u go like collect wit ur church mind? I go collect the same amount as optician make I google and ansa u |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Fatalveli(m): 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Lol...See ya mouth Like a typical toto sucker right? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list
1. Intelligent They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.
2. Tribalists You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.
3. Mysogynists You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.
4. Defenders These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.
5. Love doctors They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.
6. Macho men They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.
7. Attention seekers They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.
8. Hunters They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.
9. Desperados You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.
10. Heartbroken These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.
11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.
12. Naive You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.
13. Gigolos You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.
14. *Impressors* They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.
15. Don't care They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.
16. Observers These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.
17. Brothers These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.
18. First to comment You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*
19. End time tinz They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.
20. Pretenders They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.
Do you agree with this list? Copy right LadyX.
P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3
*Modified*
I forgot landbookers
21. Space/ Land bookers You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment
22. Rapist You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"
NOTE: You might belong to more than one category. 1 Like |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Nobody: 4:12pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
You are trully number 1. awwwww thanks love |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by zadok60: 4:13pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
MrCork:
Mr. Londoner, why u dey vex? What's your category? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 4:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Mr. Londer, why u dey vex? What's your category? ....are u light skin? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 4:20pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by osemeka: 4:21pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
wouldn't wanna break my number 16 character by commenting on this. oops, I just did. nice write up |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by saheedandu(m): 4:25pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
I be number 16 jeje,I cant shout |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 5:05pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Oya take a flight...Go to one babalowo and tell him to do "Skype" for you The procedure is simple: He will put water in a basin/pot. Then he will tell you to mention my name, and voila! You have my image ^^^^this r the kinda village gyals to be avoided..serrrooulsy..They uualy too agresive & I bet she hav tribal mark (no ofeinse) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by Dammyjohn(m): 5:06pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
If I answer you, some people might want me to tell them where they fall...you know that's a difficult task. So look at the categories again and see which one applies to you. Well,I either fall into Category 1 or 17.Find out. |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by fightforchange1(f): 5:08pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Lol... Hilarious.... |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by khayc(m): 5:11pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by ilovecritics(m): 5:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list
1. Intelligent They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.
2. Tribalists You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.
3. Mysogynists You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.
4. Defenders These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.
5. Love doctors They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.
6. Macho men They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.
7. Attention seekers They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.
8. Hunters They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.
9. Desperados You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.
10. Heartbroken These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.
11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.
12. Naive You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.
13. Gigolos You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.
14. *Impressors* They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.
15. Don't care They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.
16. Observers These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.
17. Brothers These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.
18. First to comment You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*
19. End time tinz They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.
20. Pretenders They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.
Do you agree with this list? Copy right LadyX.
P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3
*Modified*
I forgot landbookers
21. Space/ Land bookers You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment
22. Rapist You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"
NOTE: You might belong to more than one category. NUMBER 8 *lmao* Na mee oooo... |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 5:34pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 5:40pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 5:45pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Village life is so simple. I can't survive in the city. I have tribal marks and they quite fashionable in my village. ..sweery ama lover not a fighter...4real. wher u from? Togo? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 7:34pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
MrCork:
..sweery ama lover not a fighter...4real. wher u from? Togo? No, am not from Togo. Sweery, I was just pulling ur legs...am dark skin. |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by khayc(m): 7:40pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
Bros, so u don notice me before yea i noticed you from your write ups...the way we write reveals a lot about our personalities. |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 7:49pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
No, am not from Togo. Sweery, I was just pulling ur legs...am dark skin. ..ok. ..Pls do u hav big nyansh? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 7:58pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
MrCork:
..ok. ..Pls do u hav big nyansh? No. It's as flat as a pancake. |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 8:05pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
khayc:
yea i noticed you from your write ups...the way we write reveals a lot about our personalities. True what we write reveal our personalities. Lemme check the list u assigned me again |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by LadyX(f): 8:13pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
khayc: If I were to categorise the OP in a female list of nairaland chick's, from this list she wrote I'll say she is a 1,2,5,7,15,and 16 type of person.
[/b]And beneath that cheerful smile is a whole lotta fear. Fear of the unknown ending that is known and has been preached from her book of life's lessons [b] What made u write paragraph 2? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:18pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
No. It's as flat as a pancake. 1 Like |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by khayc(m): 8:19pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
same thing that made me even study ur posts initially,you tend to be everyone's shrink,question is who is your own shrink? LadyX: [b][/b]
What made u write paragraph 2? |
Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:24pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
No. It's as flat as a pancake. ...u don't hav nyansh?... So why the heck u makin me waste am presious London time? 1 Like |