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Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 11:26pm On Feb 22, 2015
FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP
The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery
so you're capable of killing me... It's
over!!!" "

How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"

"You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

"So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go and
find him because it's over between us."

"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

"They are shouting bird flu, you are still
cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is
over!"

"I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. I can't
date someone who's not patient."

"Why are you using broom to sweep my
room when you know I support PDP? It's
over!"

"You are always abbreviating your texts,
you want our children to be short abi? It's
OVER!"

"I told you I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat
on God, then who am I? Park your
things."

You can add More below to continue the
fun...
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by iceberylin(m): 11:29pm On Feb 22, 2015
Shey u no know waitn be paragraph undecided
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 11:29pm On Feb 22, 2015
lmao grin u jux made my nite op. afta a long moody day
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by gracile(f): 11:52pm On Feb 22, 2015
Haha the funniest is that tithe part 'if u can cheat on God, who am i?'..lmao
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 11:54pm On Feb 22, 2015
Please make it readable undecided
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by redcliff: 11:59pm On Feb 22, 2015
sinaj:
lmao grin u jux made my nite op. afta a long moody day

Omg, stop flirting with the op... its over between us.
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 12:04am On Feb 23, 2015
redcliff:


Omg, stop flirting with the op... its over between us.
lol
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Baddestguyp(m): 12:05am On Feb 23, 2015
stale
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 12:10am On Feb 23, 2015
@Op.. You make me laff soo much! "You wanna Kill me?! It's OVER! grin
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:47am On Feb 23, 2015
redcliff:


Omg, stop flirting with the op... its over between us.
Lols
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:51am On Feb 23, 2015
Dimples192:
@Op.. You make me laff soo much! "You wanna Kill me?! It's OVER! grin
So you are shinning teeth for me Are you trying to tell me my teeth is brown.. .it's OVER angry
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:53am On Feb 23, 2015
Baddestguyp:
stale
Lol, I can imagine you typing stale with a wide grin stretching from your ear to your temple
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:56am On Feb 23, 2015
Ishilove, do the needful, catapult this thread to the frontpage, let nairalanders have a good laugh
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by khassy(m): 2:03am On Feb 23, 2015
funniest way
I missed my period
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 2:14am On Feb 23, 2015
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship? IT'S OVER! sad



LeoFish92:

So you are shinning teeth for me Are you trying to tell me my teeth is brown.. .it's OVER angry
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 5:15am On Feb 23, 2015
redcliff:


Omg, stop flirting with the op... its over between us.
sobs ...u r wicked, ow wil u accuse me of flirting wid op dat iz our prayer warrior...aint fair
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 5:17am On Feb 23, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Please make it readable undecided
try nd read it, itz fun
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 7:15am On Feb 23, 2015
sinaj:
try nd read it, itz fun
Finally read it. Very funny lines cheesy cheesy
It would have been easier this way
LeoFish92:
FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP
The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your Boy/
Girlfriend...

"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery
so you're capable of killing me... It's
over!!!" "

How come mosquito is biting me and not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"

"You don't even respect me, I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

"So now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go and
find him because it's over between us."

"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my future kids."

E.t.c
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by redcliff: 9:04am On Feb 23, 2015
sinaj:
sobs ...u r wicked, ow wil u accuse me of flirting wid op dat iz our prayer warrior...aint fair

Prayer warrior indeed.. but he can comeup with worldly ways of breaking up with someone.. hehe

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