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Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 11:26pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/ Girlfriend... "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!" " How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids." "They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!" "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!" "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!" "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things." You can add More below to continue the fun... |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by iceberylin(m): 11:29pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Shey u no know waitn be paragraph |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 11:29pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
lmao u jux made my nite op. afta a long moody day |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by gracile(f): 11:52pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Haha the funniest is that tithe part 'if u can cheat on God, who am i?'..lmao |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 11:54pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Please make it readable |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by redcliff: 11:59pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
sinaj: Omg, stop flirting with the op... its over between us. |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 12:04am On Feb 23, 2015 |
redcliff:lol |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Baddestguyp(m): 12:05am On Feb 23, 2015 |
stale |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 12:10am On Feb 23, 2015 |
@Op.. You make me laff soo much! "You wanna Kill me?! It's OVER! |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:47am On Feb 23, 2015 |
redcliff:Lols |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:51am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Dimples192:So you are shinning teeth for me Are you trying to tell me my teeth is brown.. .it's OVER |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:53am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Baddestguyp:Lol, I can imagine you typing stale with a wide grin stretching from your ear to your temple |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by LeoFish92(m): 1:56am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Ishilove, do the needful, catapult this thread to the frontpage, let nairalanders have a good laugh |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by khassy(m): 2:03am On Feb 23, 2015 |
funniest way I missed my period |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 2:14am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship? IT'S OVER! LeoFish92: |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 5:15am On Feb 23, 2015 |
redcliff:sobs ...u r wicked, ow wil u accuse me of flirting wid op dat iz our prayer warrior...aint fair |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by sinaj(f): 5:17am On Feb 23, 2015 |
AgapeCharis:try nd read it, itz fun |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by Nobody: 7:15am On Feb 23, 2015 |
sinaj:Finally read it. Very funny lines It would have been easier this way LeoFish92: |
Re: Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Boo/bae by redcliff: 9:04am On Feb 23, 2015 |
sinaj: Prayer warrior indeed.. but he can comeup with worldly ways of breaking up with someone.. hehe |
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