Persephone1:
Congratulations on your growth from being a sidecock to graduating to pleasure tool to ultimate provider and finally woman wrapper.

Dude still dey stay 1 hour ontop woman after everything omohhhh

RedCentaur:
You are doing well.

Take your lessons and enjoy your new found peace.

omaira:


Lol... but why did you now add “woman wrapper” ??.. how did I become woman wrapper na ??

That's because nah woman wrapper dey take all dirt that happens in the kitchen in those days nah After women put maggi, salt or oil for soup them use hand clean them wrapper just like your babe dey use all rubbish dey clean you.

Guy, you can do better. For your own sanity just let the babe go.

Persephone1:
That's because nah woman wrapper dey take all dirt that happens in the kitchen in those days nah After women put maggi, salt or oil for soup them use hand clean them wrapper just like your babe dey use all rubbish dey clean you.

Guy, you can do better. For your own sanity just let the babe go.

omaira:


Thanks bro. I do appreciate these words

I'm not a bro but you are welcome.

decatalyst:
You can't cope with her alleged promiscuous lifestyle, yet you didn't break up? Is everything alright with you?

Persephone1:
Congratulations on your growth from being a sidecock to graduating to pleasure tool to ultimate provider and finally woman wrapper.

Dude still dey stay 1 hour ontop woman after everything omohhhh

You quarrelled and settled but una no break up. okay!

Persephone1:
That's because nah woman wrapper dey take all dirt that happens in the kitchen in those days nah After women put maggi, salt or oil for soup them use hand clean them wrapper just like your babe dey use all rubbish dey clean you.

Guy, you can do better. For your own sanity just let the babe go.

begoniaa:

So this is the contextual origin of this phrase.
I never knew.

omaira:
Well, I feel very happy to have my own fair share of this day to day breakfast that’s served on relationship. But in this case, I wasn’t dumbed rather, I tried to make peace with her while I stopped loving her.

It all started 2 years ago when I met this girl, she was everything I had always admired in a woman, I talked to her and we started up as friends and after a period of about 4 months we started dating. Meanwhile she had a guy in her life oooooo but I didn’t even care as I just wanted to be in her life.

Initially, I had thought she was from a very wealthy home considering her beauty and looks, she always dress nice but when I started dating her, I automatically became the bread winner in the family. She was dead broke but I never mind, my likeness for her didn’t change a bit... I mean, I still liked her even more.

After 5 months of being in a relationship with her, she had an issue with her boyfriend and they broke up. The first lie she told me was that the boyfriend found out about me and this caused their break up. I hardly believe mere words so I didn’t believe her, I only noted those words she said with hopes of finding out the truth someday.

Now!! I ought to become the only man in her life right ?? oya come and see gobe!

After a while, she moved in with me and this was when I started to understand what the noun called “woman”. Relationship ought to be pure and sacred, but that’s not what it is now ooooo as the first red flag I saw in her where lies, Jesus!!! The girl tells lie at every glimpse, I started to trend with care.

One day I realized she was arranged for hookup, I swear, my head big that day... my girl friend that lives with me in my house wants to go have sex with a guy she has never seen nor does she know. Well, as a man who is eager to know, I confronted her but didn’t break up with her as I was curious to know what relationship really means.

Confronting her made me feel she’ll have a repentant mind set but guess what? The story just got more interesting. 3 months later she cheated on me, and yet again I caught her. She apologized and I forgave her almost immediately, I didn’t even show any sign of anger at all. As I felt she would this time have a repentant heart.

My dear nairalanders this girl has been cheating on me up and down, that I can’t even mention, I keep catching her and she keeps apologizing.

Please Note: I am financially doing very well as I am able to provide for all her needs, there is something I always brag about that there is nothing she ever asked from me that I didn’t provide.

Believe it or not, our sex life is perfect as I have seen a chat she had with a friend where she confessed nobody has ever had pleased her in bed like I do, I can stay in bed one hour and I’m a very romantic man.

She has never caught me cheating as I have always been faithful to her.

I’m saying all these to make the readers understand that the relationship actually lacks nothing. But still this girl finds it hard to close her legs.

Well, [b]the last time I caught her having an affair with a married man, we quarreled and settled [/b]but believe me, the love is dead and buried.

So if you’re out there and you find a woman that’s manageable please adore her and make her feel special, the specie of a virtuous woman is going into extinction gradually but we’re yet to notice.

Just feel like sharing my own experience and I’m curious to see the comments that will follow.

ValCon888:
I don't mean to insult you OP, but permit me to call you STUPID.
You want loyalty with a girl who was disloyal to her boyfriend with you.

There are two things:

Either you're very stupid, or you're smoking the best weed in Nigeria.

begoniaa:


So this is the contextual origin of this phrase.

I never knew.

Starz825:
My first time too...
Always wondering what woman wrapper actually means

omaira:
Well, I feel very happy to have my own fair share of this day to day breakfast that’s served on relationship. But in this case, I wasn’t dumbed rather, I tried to make peace with her while I stopped loving her.

It all started 2 years ago when I met this girl, she was everything I had always admired in a woman, I talked to her and we started up as friends and after a period of about 4 months we started dating. Meanwhile she had a guy in her life oooooo but I didn’t even care as I just wanted to be in her life.

Initially, I had thought she was from a very wealthy home considering her beauty and looks, she always dress nice but when I started dating her, I automatically became the bread winner in the family. She was dead broke but I never mind, my likeness for her didn’t change a bit... I mean, I still liked her even more.

After 5 months of being in a relationship with her, she had an issue with her boyfriend and they broke up. The first lie she told me was that the boyfriend found out about me and this caused their break up. I hardly believe mere words so I didn’t believe her, I only noted those words she said with hopes of finding out the truth someday.

Now!! I ought to become the only man in her life right ?? oya come and see gobe!

After a while, she moved in with me and this was when I started to understand what the noun called “woman”. Relationship ought to be pure and sacred, but that’s not what it is now ooooo as the first red flag I saw in her where lies, Jesus!!! The girl tells lie at every glimpse, I started to trend with care.

One day I realized she was arranged for hookup, I swear, my head big that day... my girl friend that lives with me in my house wants to go have sex with a guy she has never seen nor does she know. Well, as a man who is eager to know, I confronted her but didn’t break up with her as I was curious to know what relationship really means.

Confronting her made me feel she’ll have a repentant mind set but guess what? The story just got more interesting. 3 months later she cheated on me, and yet again I caught her. She apologized and I forgave her almost immediately, I didn’t even show any sign of anger at all. As I felt she would this time have a repentant heart.

My dear nairalanders this girl has been cheating on me up and down, that I can’t even mention, I keep catching her and she keeps apologizing.

Please Note: I am financially doing very well as I am able to provide for all her needs, there is something I always brag about that there is nothing she ever asked from me that I didn’t provide.

Believe it or not, our sex life is perfect as I have seen a chat she had with a friend where she confessed nobody has ever had pleased her in bed like I do, I can stay in bed one hour and I’m a very romantic man.

She has never caught me cheating as I have always been faithful to her.

I’m saying all these to make the readers understand that the relationship actually lacks nothing. But still this girl finds it hard to close her legs.

Well, the last time I caught her having an affair with a married man, we quarreled and settled but believe me, the love is dead and buried.

So if you’re out there and you find a woman that’s manageable please adore her and make her feel special, the specie of a virtuous woman is going into extinction gradually but we’re yet to notice.

Just feel like sharing my own experience and I’m curious to see the comments that will follow.

VladimirPutiin:
Is it coincidence that I was listening to Fvck you by Kizz Daniel when I clicked on this thread ??

You can never please these hoes don’t even waste your time and energy OP.

Just recently I was discussing with one of my Ex and I asked her why she likes going about sleeping with different men, because I know she fvcks almost everyday. Her response was rather funny and disgusting at the same time. Imagine telling me that since she isn’t yet married, she wants to have all the fun and sex because once she gets married, she won’t be able to do that again.

I just laughed my ass out and told her you will definitely cheat if you mistakenly get married. Then she said there is a rite they normally perform on girls that newly gets married from her place and this rite won’t make the girl cheat on her husband. This is coming from someone that has never been to her village in the North before.

I just said in my heart, I pity the mumu simp wey go believe this your nonsense story.. Funniest thing is, this was same biitch that wanted me to marry her back then and mumu me was stupidly in love because of big ass and shape. So you see these girls know what they are doing and in most cases they end up marrying simps who don’t understand them. Thank God for the Redpill though.


By the way you sounded like a guy in his early 20s because I’m surprised you don’t understand the character of an average Nigerian girl at this time.

BigIyanga:

Lol..confessions of an emotionally needy and inexperienced man. You were in a relationship with your ‘good’ intentions without confirming from her if she wanted thr same thing. You were a side piece and wanted to be upgraded..’?? Nah, you knew what it was when u signed up. You were OK sharing her puozzy with another.. then you elevated yourself to the largest shareholder without her vote and consent.. Go read Eve by James Hadley Chase

Lalami3232:
.... First question wey I wan ask this OP be say "how old are you? "
See as you write epistle of rubbish and gibberish. Some of una no even deserve to dey wear trousers like us ooooo, una suppose dey wear skirt. See as you dey list very irrelevant things because you want validation from us wey no care a dime about you.
Who cares if you sabi fvck? Who cares if you dey inherit her family problem? Who cares if you dey sort her bill? Who cares if you no get sense to know what's right and wrong? The answers to the aforementioned questions be say "NONE OF US CARE" atall.
If at this your age you never get sense to know your right from your wrong, then I'm certain that the parable of a F00L at 40 maybe wrong because you may not get to that age before we go know say you join the category.
Some of una go bring mumu matter come here when una already know wetin to do. Make I just give you one simple advise sha.
As she dey stay with you so eeh, if she go do one hookup and something bad happens, na you na her family go hold responsible ooo, just have it in mind.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Instead of person to born mumu as a child, it's better make the person born thief"

Demigod22:
After reading the low budget modelled English romance story, I smiled in order not to insult OP.

Either op invented this story to get reactions or OP is smoking the same weed with Potable and FFK.

How can a reasonable man cope with a cheating partner? She is poor, according to you, you decided to become her sidecock and when the main guy left the overused kpekus, you gladly inherited it like your birthright. Someone that serially cheated on her boyfriend with you is the same girl you want her to be faithful?

OP is even busy forgiving the community kpekus. OP, your girlfriend is democracy, kpekus by the boys, of the boys and for the boys.

The distance between this OP and sense is like Akwa Ibom to Sokoto, veeerrryyy faaaaaaarrr.