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‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Trailblazer1(m): 8:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Ekiseme(m): 8:22pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lol

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by ozoigbondu: 8:23pm On Apr 02, 2015
Liars everywhere you look undecided will the change adminstration run on lies......only time will tell.......we are watching

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by crownprince102: 8:27pm On Apr 02, 2015
Loooool

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Trailblazer1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 02, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Liars everywhere you look undecided
calm down bro and accept this change. You can't afford to remain pessimistic for the next four years, its bad for your health.

I just did cool

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by politricks: 8:30pm On Apr 02, 2015
This is what we call 'bad s*x'

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Dyt(f): 8:37pm On Apr 02, 2015
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Enegod(m): 8:42pm On Apr 02, 2015
cheesy cheesy

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by seunfly: 8:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Funny, I laughed my ribs out.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Trailblazer1(m): 8:57pm On Apr 02, 2015
As many of you who voted for GMB because of the prior promise of the NANP sorry to disappoint you not every prostitute belongs to the association tongue

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by RockMaxi: 8:57pm On Apr 02, 2015
grin Lols.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Soskid(m): 8:59pm On Apr 02, 2015
Prostitutes just like GEJ promised and failed........ Make I go find trouble 2mao

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by alexis007(m): 9:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
:Dthe man must have been moaning 'SAI Buhari' all through

.....watching this their CHANGE on my big 50*40 inches plasma tv wink

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by OohMpa: 9:36pm On Apr 02, 2015
We Nairaland Association of Late Cumers, NALC [est 2013 for vision 2020. Motto: Say no to 3 mins indomie sex]

hereby declare free sex for the females in this forum, 18 years and above
Promo runs till Easter Sunday when Christ has cüm again angry

Don't let this opportunity pass you by
GRAB YOUR MALE COPY NOW!!!! angry

Signed:
Ooh Mpa, President and only member angry angry

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by jmoore(m): 9:38pm On Apr 02, 2015
This man won't get an £rection for the next 10 years.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by macpetrus(m): 9:38pm On Apr 02, 2015
Hahhahahahahaha....
Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by 234GT(m): 9:42pm On Apr 02, 2015
Na Satan go punish am. You think say e easy make girl open her toto make you dey fire am? And she no go come collect anything?
The last time I checked, Buhari never promised to reimburse ashies.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Trailblazer1(m): 9:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
Greenmoney
After reading Lalasticlala's thread on here about National Association of Nigerian Prostitute (NANP) where they congratulate General Buhari's emergence as the President-Elect on Wednesday and declared free s'ex nationwide I decided to go to Small Kuramo @ Jakande to have a share of the free puna but to my surprise I was denied the stuff by many of these girls. I told them I want free puna for the celebration but the refused.. They said "money for hand back for ground", nobody tell me before I ranned back home vexed.

This is unfair oh!
Na God save you. The story of your death for enter nairaland and I
Trust nairalanders, they enthusiastically write RIP. cool

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Ymodulus: 9:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
This is so funny

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by suwailad(f): 9:53pm On Apr 02, 2015
see wetin nairaland dey cause ba! all these vaseline crew and their problem

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Nobody: 9:55pm On Apr 02, 2015
grin.
The man get luck say no be for waffi he fuccck ashawo no pay . SmartChoices come here o.Kon c wetin osho free dey cause. grin
Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:04pm On Apr 02, 2015
Await such news around the country some men mumu no follow
Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Nobody: 10:08pm On Apr 02, 2015
and to think i almost went there tonight to benefit from the promo.

The only diff btw this story and mine would be the name and location.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by omenka(m): 10:24pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lmao. The guy na compound fool. cheesy

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by lalasticlala(m): 10:25pm On Apr 02, 2015
Hahahaha
Lwkmh
Nothing wey person no go read...hear.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by richybanky(m): 10:27pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lmao grin grin
Guy dey look for free ponma grin

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Trailblazer1(m): 10:27pm On Apr 02, 2015
lalasticlala:
Hahahaha
Lwkmh
Nothing wey person no go read...hear.

Lala pls do the needful abeg.
To avoid more casualties grin grin grin
Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Richie0974: 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
LMAO..

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by SleekyP(m): 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
.

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Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by Nobody: 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
After reading lalasticlala thread .
Re: ‘free Sex For Buhari': Man Beaten To Coma After Refusing To Pay Prostitute by MaleoPearls(m): 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
It is highly insulting to ascribe this uncalled-for event to the person of the General.


Mr H. Lawal, you are O.Y.O





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