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| Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by kunlex24(m): 5:27pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend... "16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!" "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!" "You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!" "So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us." "So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids." "They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!" "I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient." "Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!" "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!" "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! " so u are calling me honey? Me honey? so u mean to tell me that my mother is a bee? its over between us. "You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things." I gave u 2missed calls and you are giving me 6missed calls! You want to overshadow me in this relationship abi? IT IS OVER! Its time to make luv nd u turn off d light. u dont want our future to b bright.. its over You can add More below to continue the fun.. 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Nobody: 5:32pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
funny. but are these real breakup lines or just play play own?  cos I can't imagine myself using these. it will sound awkward. |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by cyprianlah(m): 5:43pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Girl;Honey buy brazilian hair for me' Boy:have I not told u I dnt wan to hear dat name brazil ever since they defeated nigeria'' it over Nyc one op  1 Like |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by kunlex24(m): 5:47pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
[quote author=cyprianlah post=31333872]Girl;Honey buy brazilian hair for me' Boy:have I not told u I dnt wan to hear dat name brazil ever since they defeated nigeria'' it over Nyc one op Lol Thx bro |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by kunlex24(m): 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Some are real..mayb d guy is tried of d relationship...finding way 2 take off...lol EroticAngelina: |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
kunlex24:hmmph. if its real, then it won't be funny to their partner o. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Samiceman: 6:19pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:So u knew it wasn't funny for me but u did it anyway?  |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Nobody: 6:23pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Samiceman:lol |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Samiceman: 6:24pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:  |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by funnydick(m): 6:56pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Very very funny escape routes. |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by jaykaylegend(m): 7:28pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
How many times una wan post this thing for nairaland |
| Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Xsenga(f): 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
U TRY. |
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