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Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Mekzmoney(m): 7:01pm On Mar 11, 2015
E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout.

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Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by falconey(m): 7:03pm On Mar 11, 2015
You go shout the "hey" enter december.
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Enegod(m): 7:03pm On Mar 11, 2015
vey funny! angry
this should be moved to trash section

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Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Nobody: 7:04pm On Mar 11, 2015
Stale joke
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by daimsy(f): 7:05pm On Mar 11, 2015
You never start to shout.
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by damseyl(f): 7:08pm On Mar 11, 2015
Makes no sense
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 11, 2015
Hahahahahahahacheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by vjsmiles: 7:10pm On Mar 11, 2015
old lame recycled joke angry

even a smile cannot engulf my mouth
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Dioxidane: 7:11pm On Mar 11, 2015
And this qualifies to be on the Romance section??
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by temitemi1(m): 7:13pm On Mar 11, 2015
Old stuff...
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Onuokwu: 7:15pm On Mar 11, 2015
I am now heheheing at you.
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by GoodFaith: 7:16pm On Mar 11, 2015
LOL
Keep shouting
That cost close to $900.00 US
U playing dude
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Abduletudaye(m): 7:34pm On Mar 11, 2015
How is this romantic undecided

Nice joke cheesy
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by phlio(m): 8:12pm On Mar 11, 2015
nice joke broad
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by naijaboiy: 8:12pm On Mar 11, 2015
HaHaHaHaHa!!!

FùCKING HILARIOUS!!!

gringringringringrin
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by valmunich(m): 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2015
So funny I forgot to laugh angry
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by spanzed(m): 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
vjsmiles:
old lame recycled joke angry

even a smile cannot engulf my mouth
same hia...
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 11, 2015
Mekzmoney:
E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyibo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to eat what d oyibo always eat so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyibo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000.Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout.

Another wasted fluid.

Why didn't pop c masturbatee u away?
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Mekzmoney(m): 3:40am On Mar 12, 2015
Abduletudaye:
How is this romantic undecided

Nice joke cheesy

M still a novice here my frnd. Couldn't locate d joke section.
Maybe u will teach me wen I finish shouting. grin

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Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Abduletudaye(m): 9:06am On Mar 12, 2015
Mekzmoney:


M still a novice here my frnd. Couldn't locate d joke section.
Maybe u will teach me wen I finish shouting. grin

Lol
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Mekzmoney(m): 9:29am On Mar 12, 2015
jboy73:


Another wasted fluid.

Why didn't pop c masturbatee u away?

I dunno.. Maybe I will ask pop C wen I get home. grin
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Mekzmoney(m): 9:34am On Mar 12, 2015
Not even a smile? Then u ar a wicked man. tongue

vjsmiles:
old lame recycled joke angry

even a smile cannot engulf my mouth
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by nanauju(f): 10:35am On Mar 12, 2015
Haters everywhere undecided. If u don't like his joke, go create urs
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by Mekzmoney(m): 11:02pm On Mar 12, 2015
Don't mind them. Thanks lov grin

nanauju:
Haters everywhere undecided. If u don't like his joke, go create urs
Re: Please Help, I'm In Ttrouble. by basille(m): 11:40pm On Mar 12, 2015
Lol. Not cause of the jokes, but the damn comments. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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