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Wooing MTN Agent by laidian(m): 11:05pm On Mar 17, 2015
...called MTN's customer care number, a lady
picked, and we had this conversation.
Lady: hello, good afternoon, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Favor,
what's your name and where are u calling
from??
Me: hello, good evening, my name is
Blake Edward, and i'm calling from Akwa Ibom
state.
Lady: how may i help you, Mr Blake??
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service??
Me: yes, and i think I'm already in love with
you...you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues
about your MTN line, owkay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this
call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now...i promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number please??
Lady: (raises her voice) come, mr man, i think
something is wrong with you....
Me: (cutting in)...hey, hold it there...i hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and hear rubbish?? From today, warn yourself
and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense messages you guys disturb my
phone with daily...

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Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Beesluv: 11:11pm On Mar 17, 2015
Nice 1, its so frustrating esp zain
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 11:11pm On Mar 17, 2015
A joke?

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Re: Wooing MTN Agent by spacefreak: 11:13pm On Mar 17, 2015
MzNelly:
A joke?

How are you?
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by laidian(m): 11:16pm On Mar 17, 2015
Beesluv:
Good job

bigger u
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 11:24pm On Mar 17, 2015
spacefreak:


How are you?

Good...you?
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 11:27pm On Mar 17, 2015
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...


laidian:


Not meant for dry heart though...
Am entitled to my opinion,if I feel the joke is dry I see no reason why I should pretend....you don't have to get offensive and insult me just because someone is not laughing at a stale joke...don't be surprised some people here will shout "lwkmd","lol","lmao" and so on meanwhile the expression on their faces is what you see below....

Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 11:28pm On Mar 17, 2015
I guess this is the 95th time I'm seeing this same post.....

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Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Mrvirgin(m): 11:43pm On Mar 17, 2015
The most annoying is receiving their yeye msgs wen u are so broke and u are expecting a bank credit alert.

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Re: Wooing MTN Agent by spacefreak: 11:44pm On Mar 17, 2015
MzNelly:


Good...you?

I'm alright. Just checking on you.
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Ewizard(m): 11:47pm On Mar 17, 2015
joke indeed..
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Jostico: 11:54pm On Mar 17, 2015
guy you are good at a one night stand.stay with her
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by kendrick9(m): 12:05am On Mar 18, 2015
laidian:
...called MTN's customer care number, a lady
picked, and we had this conversation.
Lady: hello, good afternoon, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Favor,
what's your name and where are u calling
from??
Me: hello, good evening, my name is
Blake Edward, and i'm calling from Akwa Ibom
state.
Lady: how may i help you, Mr Blake??
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service??
Me: yes, and i think I'm already in love with
you...you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues
about your MTN line, owkay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this
call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now...i promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number please??
Lady: (raises her voice) come, mr man, i think
something is wrong with you....
Me: (cutting in)...hey, hold it there...i hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and hear rubbish?? From today, warn yourself
and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense messages you guys disturb my
phone with daily...
why are u stealing my joke?...
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 12:09am On Mar 18, 2015
Smh
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by laidian(m): 1:48am On Mar 18, 2015
kendrick9:
why are u stealing my joke?...

stole your joke?
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by stinggy(m): 2:02am On Mar 18, 2015
Great! I'll sure use this on those glo mofos calling me day and night with regular phone mumbers grin grin
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by Nobody: 2:06am On Mar 18, 2015
wakacome:
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...
then you have to check urself well if u no laugh

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Re: Wooing MTN Agent by laidian(m): 8:26am On Mar 18, 2015
wakacome:
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...

Not meant for dry heart though...
Re: Wooing MTN Agent by laidian(m): 9:03pm On Mar 18, 2015
wakacome:
I want to believe this will not turn into a joke because The joke go dry pass garri...


Am entitled to my opinion,if I feel the joke is dry I see no reason why I should pretend....you don't have to get offensive and insult me just because someone is not laughing at a stale joke...don't be surprised some people here will shout "lwkmd","lol","lmao" and so on meanwhile the expression on their faces is what you see below....

Oh no! i do not insult people bro...

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