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Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:12pm On Mar 23, 2015
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After having her heart broken repeatedly, Emma McCabe has finally found love in a tree called Tim. She wants to get married to Tim and she described the sex as amazing. Here is a quote from Emma;

“He fulfils my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it’s the best I’ve ever had!

Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by valmunich(m): 3:14pm On Mar 23, 2015
Is she human?

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
weird!

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
valmunich:
Is she human?

Yes, she is human
She just has a Paraphilia called Dendrophilia

Its a sexual deviation where one is sexually attracted to trees.
Its rare but there have been accounts of people having it. They are mostly white though

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by bankyblue(m): 3:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
END TIME THINGS...... lipsrsealed

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by echobee(f): 3:19pm On Mar 23, 2015
Abami eda angry

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
She needs help.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Atleast no std or hiv disease tongue

Whatever rocks your boat jor

atleast u wont get pregnant and it's safer

gudluck

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Wasted puna

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Divorce the tree and marry a _dildo proper.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by mabeni(m): 3:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
mitchew! She's Confused...nd seeking attention.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
LOL.. This girl no dey hear word o. Na she I advice some days back to stop this nonsense but she no gree. Oya na make I dey watch how she go take born pikin. undecided

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
Damn!

This is ridiculous and weird!

A tree? TF?

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
sameer1212:
LOL.. This girl no dey hear word o. Na she I advice some days back to stop this nonsense but she no gree. Oya na make I dey watch how she go take born pikin. undecided
if na mango tree she go born mango fruit wet em puna
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by SpeedyConnect(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Weird
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Is that what a "Tree-hugger" means shocked
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by delishpot: 3:25pm On Mar 23, 2015
See how she dey abuse that tree? She should be arrested o.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
yahx:
if na mango tree she go born mango fruit wet em puna
Hahahahaha,seriously she needs help. Loneliness is worse than HIV.
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
delishpot:
See how she dey abuse that tree? She should be arrested o.
innocent tree. Fr dat mata em dey rape am

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Xionez(m): 3:27pm On Mar 23, 2015
Make she try the ones wey dey Sambisa forest, Oloshi!! angry

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
sameer1212:
Hahahahaha,seriously she needs help. Loneliness is worse thern HIV.
the cure to this is senior marathon rape
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by emmalexabl(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
More like horror sex.....

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by valmunich(m): 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
missclasssy:


Yes, she is human
She just has a Paraphilia called Dendrophilia

Its a sexual deviation where one is sexually attracted to trees.
Its rare but there have been accounts of people having it. They are mostly white though
Did you not realize that my question was a rhetoric one?

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by delishpot: 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
yahx:
innocent tree. Fr dat mata em dey rape am

you don see am finish na. If say na man have sex with dog, goat or chicken, dem for arrest am sharp sharp. Now woman don abuse tree, dem dey carry her for paper like say she come from moon.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 23, 2015
Hahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahhahaahahahahahhaah white people problem. grin

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:32pm On Mar 23, 2015
delishpot:


you don see am finish na. If say na man have sex with dog, goat or chicken, dem for arrest am sharp sharp. Now woman don abuse tree, dem dey carry her for paper like say she come from moon.
delis we need to do somtin
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by SuperSuave(m): 3:32pm On Mar 23, 2015
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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:37pm On Mar 23, 2015
Its normal white people have these issues....

Ave seen all sorts
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by Nobody: 3:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
yahx:
the cure to this is senior marathon rape
Hahahaha hmmm u really think so?
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by asadike(f): 3:38pm On Mar 23, 2015
Eh! U dis girl?Upon all d advice I gave u? U still went ahead wit d tree? Oya, get ready,am taking u to see d pastor,u need deliverance.

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Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by yahx(m): 3:41pm On Mar 23, 2015
sameer1212:
Hahahaha hmmm u really think so?
walahi talia # she craze pass lady gaga
Re: Woman Who ‘fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex (photo by glimpse33: 3:42pm On Mar 23, 2015
kitnah:
Atleast no std or hiv disease tongue

Whatever rocks your boat jor

atleast u wont get pregnant and it's safer

gudluck
You don't really have sense, but please try and have.

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