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Re: 8 Natural Ways To Increase The Size Of Your Penis by TrollTheTrolls: 6:51am On Dec 11, 2017
eyizza:


Thanks to some considerable advances in science and technology, people came up with a specific set of “workouts” that can help you improve your length and girth naturally if you are willing to try them.
Just keep in mind that all of these have been
proven to work for others, and they can very
easily work for you too.
1. Stretching It Out
A worthwhile tactic for increasing your “inches”
involves simply stretching your flaccid “little
buddy” out. This is done in a very simple
manner:
• Firstly, grasp firmly the head of your phallus
(glans). Pay attention to not to cut off too much
of a circulation (you should not feel any
discomfort).
• Pull and stretch it outwards in front of you. You
should apply enough force in order to feel
painless stretching effect inside the base of your
little buddy.
• Hold it in that position for 10 to 30 seconds.
• Rest for a while and then repeat.
• Do this daily for 5 to 10 minutes.
Extra tip: You should stretch it to all sides: up in
the direction to your stomach, down between
your thighs, to the left and right as well. Do this
for the same amount of time as instructed
above.
2. Another Stretch Exercise
Here’s slightly different stretching workout you
can try as well.
• Grasp the tip of your “manhood” with one
hand. Hold it firmly but focus on not causing
yourself any discomfort.
• Use your other hand to place thumb at base of
your joystick.
• Then start to pull it away until you feel that
stretch in it.
• Hold this position for around 10-15 seconds,
then release.
• Have a short break and then repeat this whole
process again.
• You can continue doing this for 2,5 up to 5
minutes in one session.
3. The Backwards Method
This one is rather dangerous and potentially
harmful so seek some advice from professional
guides I mention after the 8th technique:
• With your thumbs, pull the skin of your rooster
backwards towards your body.
• Your other fingers will be providing support
under your shaft.
• Hold this position in a firm manner for ten
seconds.
• Have a short break and then repeat above
steps.
• Five minutes a day should be all you need.
Safety tip: Don’t hold the position for longer than
this, and so tightly as to cut off your blood
circulation.
4. The Opposite Directions Workout
Here’s an exercise that might make you flinch a
little just reading about it, but make no mistake,
it’s very effective.
• With your right hand, grasp the tip of your
flaccid phallus.
• Put your left hand on the beginning of your
base.
• Then, as horrifying as it may sound, pull with
both hands in opposite directions for 10 seconds
at a time.
• You should feel the stretching inside of the
shaft of your little buddy but stop immediately if
you notice any significant discomfort.
• You can take a short break and then repeat.
• Do this for five minutes a day.
Safety tip: Don’t continue if you feel any pain or
discomfort. What is more, don’t do this without
proper and detailed guidance by experts (see
end of 8th technique).
5. Kegel Method
It’s fairly common knowledge that Kegel
exercises are beneficial to women´s
HEALTH IN a variety of ways. However, very
few men know that you can make your dick look
larger just by maintaining more control over the
erection itself.
All you need to do is the following:
• Identify and locate your Pubococcygeus muscle
by trying method of stopping your urine flow.
• Then, once you find it you will need to start
contracting the PC muscle daily around 20-30
times.
• Once you master these, you should go for
more contractions per day and session.
Eventually, you’ll be able to not only feel it, but to
control the muscle itself.
• There are various regimes you could try out
with the help of a mobile application that is
available for free download at the end of this
article!
Consequently, this will lead to a very noticeable
increase in your length and girth as more blood
will flow to your dick. Your girl will be definitely
aware of your gains and your rock-hard erection
during sex and she will be happy, trust me.
6. Jelqing (Milking)
Before starting with this particular method,
make sure that you’re already at least semi-erect
(between 1/2 and 3/4 of your erection power).
If you do this technique in flaccid state you will
achieve no gains while doing this with complete
boner will result in some tissue and nerve
damage!
• Lubricate yourself a lot.
• With your right hand form an OK sign and
grasp the base of your little buddy.
• Then “massage” your phallus by pulling your
right hand slowly outwards from your base up to
its head (pay attention to not jelq your glans as
you may lose sensation in it).
• Then switch your hands and repeat these
steps. The benefit of doing this is that you’re
trapping and pushing blood from your base to
the glans and in that way enlarging its whole
size.
• You can repeat it as much as you please but I
would not go into extreme and recommend to
stop as soon as you start to feel any discomfort.
7. The Circular Rotation
This is similar to what you do in a stretching
exercise, but there are simple differences.
• Use your right hand to bring your dick
outwards.
• Grasp firmly but gently your glans.
• While it in this position, you can start to stretch
and rotate your little buddy at the same time.
• You should do this for 30 seconds for clockwise
direction.
• Then you can switch your hands (if you want
to) and repeat that movement for another 30
seconds for the counter-clockwise direction.
• All this makes for one session and you can do
five sessions a day.
To point out: While doing everything correctly,
you should definitely see an improvement in
your measurements soon.
8. The Weight-Lifting
Some experts recommend that you should avoid
this method for safety reasons, but if done
properly, and if it’s done in moderation, this
exercise can have REALLY positive effects on the
size of your rooster.
It has been popularized over the years by the
Japanese, and it has indeed been proven to work
on several occasions. However, it is advisable to
try all of the other workouts listed above as first.
• Always try this method on your flaccid
“manhood”.
• Attach a special weight to it that has been
created solely for this purpose!
• This will force it to stretch downwards like in
other techniques mentioned here already.
• Gradually over a certain period of time, doing
this should make your size larger not only
temporary but permanently as well.
You should consider doing a little more research
before attempting this as it’s potentially very
harmful!
Source: Thestallionstyle.com
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“if someone wrote an essay to you without paragraphs, will you take them serious?
focus more on your writing skill and stop this joystick nonsense.“

LMFAO! If someone criticizes your post intending to help your small penis, you’d disregard it based on the lack of a space for a new Paragraph? Lol you DO realize there is more than one paragraph, which are seperated, the only ‘error’ is no indentation, because the space after leads into bullet points.
An indentation is the most common form, but a space between works just the same (“A first-line indent is the most common way to signal the start of a new paragraph.
The other common way is with space between paragraphs. First-line indents and space between paragraphs have the same relationship as belts and suspenders. You only need one to get the job done.).
Ironically, your post is full of errors such as missing the capital in your first sentence, using ‘will’ in the present tense for a hypothetical situation that isn’t happening now but potentially in the future, so ‘would you’ is the correct wording. But as a Grammer Police Officer I’d assume you would know that?
Also, it would be writing ‘skills’, as his entire form of writing isn’t wrong, just your obsession with the paragraph indentation, which, IMO, is less annoying than some smartass trying to discredit the entire thread and each point based on a straw man argument about an ‘improper’ paragraph�. As if THAT is what should be debated in a penis enlargement thread.
And, it would also be considered his ‘Grammer’, not his ‘writing skill’.... as Grammer pertains to the rules that govern the way we structure or thoughts when written.
What it seems like, is you’d rather just toss in an unrelated argument to discredit the OPs info, which, has nothing to do with how it’s formatted as it doesn’t make it any less true.
So, ill use the same tactic on you. Lol and don’t even get me started on the spelling errors in your previous posts in threads. Here’s some words of wisdom for ya; “Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house”, and try not to criticize someone on a subject you yourself are guilty of, lol even in the same post you attempted to do it in.
Lmao maybe edit your own post and use the correct ‘writing skill’ you’re so worried about? Lol even your name “spellingcheck” (I believe it’s known as Spell-Check.. you should have used it), pure irony at its best. Lmfao you should have been the speech writer for G W Bush & Trump since they can’t seem to even form coherent sentences when they speak, let alone type.
Some people compensate with fancy cars, become workaholics, and some, sit in their moms moms basement playing Grammer police. Just silently lurking until someone hit the wrong key, or forgets a space, then it’s time to enforce the LAW! The Grammer Law! The Law that states “if you don’t use proper grammer, you don’t get to be taken seriously! Misspelled a word in your 40,000 word essay? You idiot dummy stupid fool! Who’s gonna take you serious if you misspelled a word!?”, in which they would say “well, I would hope anyone with half a brain who can see that it’s the information that should be studied and critiqued, and not my spelling?” Good news is that “Spellingcheck” will never join the KKK, lol they couldn’t take it with Klan being misspelled..

Even better yet, of all the other instances of misspellings & punctuational errors, not one was brought up by you, just an attempt to discredit the OP.

Oh, and P.S., when you DO go to the next paragraph and space to indent the first line, the indentation is removed when posted; so for all you know he DID format it properly. But who cares right? If it’s formatted wrong the info is CLEARLY wrong too�. Lol what a sad way to go through life.
Ever wonder why these annoying Grammer Policr don’t seem to do their job in real life? A) They dont leave the house. B) Telling anyone their argument, points, or suggestions are invalid due to a grammatical error which the grammar officer STILL understood enough to critique it, will surely cause you to lose friends and most likey an ass kicking. Which leads to them hiding behind the computer screen. Want to teach proper grammer, spelling, punctuation, and paragraph structure sinxe it bothers you so much? Thrngo be a fucking English teacher.

Re: 8 Natural Ways To Increase The Size Of Your Penis by jericco1(m): 8:13am On Dec 11, 2017
lol op. wonders shall never end o
what a nonsense.
Re: 8 Natural Ways To Increase The Size Of Your Penis by Redhot111(m): 8:32am On Dec 11, 2017
TrishaP:
Hilarious. Op did that work for you?
Wetin concern u inside dis topic. U get dick?
Re: 8 Natural Ways To Increase The Size Of Your Penis by gentleedu(m): 10:16am On Dec 11, 2017
TrishaP:
Hilarious. Op did that work for you?
it works
Re: 8 Natural Ways To Increase The Size Of Your Penis by pelee: 7:19pm On Dec 01, 2018
Hey guys,

This is a great post. I was recently reading about a similar joystick enlargement program http://my-penis-enlargement.com/
I was wondering if any of you guys have reviewed this product? Apparently it has good reviews online but i'm weary on what I buy because my joystick pump doesn't work.

It lists exercises like Jelqing, milking, and stretching. Has anyone tried these exercises with success?

It also has a list of supplements to enhance the growth, but I'm not sure if they're safe and i'm not sure if I want to buy the program if they have negative side effects or they don't even work.
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