As we all know that heartbreak is a metaphorical emotional pain or suffering due to losing a loved one usually experienced after romance, grief or disappointment.
I so much believe that each and everyone of us must have experienced one or more heartbreaks once in our lifetime and the list I'm about to drop are sure things we usually do during that moment. grab your bottle of orijin as you roll with me on the "few things we guys do during heartbreaks"

1 FAKE SMILES
Yea, we guys really do this just to let people around us think all is well but right in our heart, we know all is not.

2 PRETENDS NOT TO CARE
This happens whenever we are around the lady who caused the heartbreak, we will start forming as if we don't really care about them anymore but the truth is that we still really care.

3 CHECK THEIR LAST LOGINS
Lolz, this part is kinda funny but it's so true! we will keep checking their last logins just to be sure if they've come online without messaging us.

4 STALKING THE LADY
Hmmm. . . yea, we do stalk you ladies just to be sure that another gentleman out there hasn't overthrown us.

5 NERVOUS TO RECEIVE CALLS
Hehehe. . . I'm sure no guy will lie about this. whenever our phone is with a friend or anyone and it rings, we will be like "Abeg!!! who dey call?" and if it's not the babe, we will just hiss and pick the call sluggishly.

6 FEELS MELANCHOLY WHEN ALONE
Being alone is that time when we miss the lady most, some guys will even go to the extent of crying iffa hear say orijin cry coz of babe.

7 DRINKS OR SMOKES TO STUPOR
Man gast kill that feelings with some shots of orijin and few wraps of cigarette or weed na some makes the beer palour their home but it doesn't makes sense tho.

8 ENGAGE IN UNNECESSARY HANGOUTS
This is done to kill the boredom coz if we decice to stay at home all day, number 6 will always take place.

9 FULL OF REGRETS
Yea, we truly regret our actions even though the lady caused the heartbreak.

10 ADD YOURS

NB: This post is orijinally created by orijin101

keep calm and stop heartbreaks

alberto2k:

Every alberto2k trying to reap what i sow, holy ghost FIRE!!!!!!

falconey:
they visit BROTHELs/STRIPPERS CLUB.

It does help.

nanauju:
Not for guys alone...I do 3

i want the ladies to create theirs

Orijin101:

Every alberto2k trying to reap what i sow, holy ghost FIRE!!!!!!

We talking bout Wifi, you talking bout gprs

tohpahz:
I stalk, den pretend not to care..
Listen to all this blues. (I hate r n b on a normal day..)

faithugo64:
uploading pictures of different girls in an attempt to get the babe jealous

Please, how many times have you broken that dude's heart ?

Orijin101:

Please, how many times have you broken that dude's heart ?

faithugo64:
32 and still counting

faithugo64:
32 and still counting

kinglekan:
4 and 5 veli veli true oooo.

Mk I include dis ones

1. Getting unusually snappy and snarky when anyone asks about the relationship.

2. Forming badt guy and engaging in unnecessary bitter monologue.

3. Checking every text msg that comes in hoping its an apology frm the babe. So u can grease ur ego.

4. Day dreaming about romantic moments with her especially at "serious hours"

5. Going thru all the pictures of her you have on your phone and if you have an unclad one, biting ur fingers at the tot of what anoda dude would be enjoying.


I yaf try....

Cc:

Orijin101
Lala247
Jacksparrow1207