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Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 14, 2015
mirexxx:
must he fart beside me to show his free spiritedness ?? undecided rubbish!
see d way u talk as if u dont fart and na u go dey fart pass cheesy

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Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by bbeckky: 11:05am On Apr 14, 2015
Tallesty1:
Easy nah, no be fight.

My point is, when people are really comfortable with you, they do weird things.

When a new gf wants to poo, she will say "I want to use the toilet".

But when she is really comfortable with you, she will say "I want to sh1t
".


some farts cannot be held and there are ones I call surprise fart.

They come when they want and sometimes you may even wonder if you are the one that actually released it
.
correct

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Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 11:06am On Apr 14, 2015
I and my partner poo together,so fart na minor issue to us cheesy cheesy

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Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by mirexxx(f): 11:07am On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
see d way u talk as if u dont fart and na u go dey fart pass cheesy
cheesy
not in front of a guy na
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Sexykarma(m): 11:15am On Apr 14, 2015
loomer:



If my girlfriend no fit fart by my side den she de pretend for me o
Na so she go take suffocate u die soon
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Brugo(m): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2015
Tallesty1:
You watch too much romantic movies and it is obviously doing you no good. If a woman I am dating farts in front of me, or feels free to do something else potentially embarrassing then it means I have made it to that comfortable point where it just doesn't make sense to hide things any more, and that feels pretty sweet.

Those guys you see in movies ain't that gentle and careful in real life.

They scratch their balls before their partners, they pick their nose, they fart and do anything else you deem embarrassing and passion killer. That is reality for you

If my gf farts before me then ama buy her a nice gift.

Farting b4 your partner is cool but make sure your farts ain't rat killers.

My guy are you sure you want her to fast beside you? Some gals mess dey pepper eye.
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by loomer: 11:18am On Apr 14, 2015
Sexykarma:

Na so she go take suffocate u die soon


LOL, she fart no mean say I must stay to perceive am na, but not doing it at all shows she's pretending that's all I'm saying
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Sexykarma(m): 11:23am On Apr 14, 2015
loomer:



LOL, she fart no mean say I must stay to perceive am na, but not doing it at all shows she's pretending that's all I'm saying
Lol y wnt u perceive it? Tot she was tryin to prove a point to u dah she isn't pretendin...
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by loomer: 11:24am On Apr 14, 2015
Sexykarma:

Lol y wnt u perceive it? Tot she was tryin to prove a point to u dah she isn't pretendin...

If the smell terrible I go run na, and take note, no be all mess de smell o.

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Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Slimzjoe(m): 11:27am On Apr 14, 2015
I don't have a problem with my Gf farting around me as long as she doesn't make it a Habit like A***a angry
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 11:41am On Apr 14, 2015
mirexxx:
cheesy
not in front of a guy na
why,forget i dont giv a damm.
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by mirexxx(f): 11:56am On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
why,forget i dont giv a damm.
lol see this one gringrin nobody cares tongue
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 11:58am On Apr 14, 2015
mirexxx:
lol see this one gringrin nobody cares tongue
do u hear my vn,i mentioned u kiss
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:07pm On Apr 14, 2015
Tallesty1:
Easy nah, no be fight.

My point is, when people are really comfortable with you, they do weird things.

When a new gf wants to poo, she will say "I want to use the toilet".

But when she is really comfortable with you, she will say "I want to sh1t".

Your partner farting before you is nothing as long as it doesn't become a habit.

You that is saying this will also fart before him, don't tell me you will walk out or hold it, some farts cannot be held and there are ones I call surprise fart.

They come when they want and sometimes you may even wonder if you are the one that actually released it.
I love Nairaland grin grin grin cool
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by mirexxx(f): 12:11pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
did u hear my vn,i mentioned u kiss
link pls smiley
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:13pm On Apr 14, 2015
mirexxx:
link pls smiley
so u did nt get my mentio shocked,i mis spelled ur moniker tho cry
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by mirexxx(f): 12:16pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
so u did nt get my mentio shocked,i mis spelled ur moniker tho cry
that's y
send me the link pls smiley
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 14, 2015
no ;Dbiggie if i mess near my girlfriend
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
[size=20pt] do[/size] u hear my vn,i mentioned u kiss
KingTom no vex. Make I rep you small.


Gbagaun!!! grin
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
AgapeCharis:
KingTom no vex. Make I rep you small.


Gbagaun!!! grin
beacause i no wan put did right,see i no get time i just type jare cheesy
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:43pm On Apr 14, 2015
Franzeez:


Hey I sent you a Pm

And here we go again

Same thing we guys keep complaining about...

Nigga you fvk up

*spits*
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by PunkyOh(f): 12:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
kevinberry:


And here we go again

Same thing we guys keep complaining about...

Nigga you fvk up

*spits*

In his defense, it was nothing like what you're thinking. He simply asked me a question.
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:52pm On Apr 14, 2015
PunkyOh:


In his defense, it was nothing like what you're thinking. He simply asked me a question.

I ain't condemning him for sending you PM

What I don't understand is why he have to still quote you to tell you he sent you a PM..

Damn it girl,you ain't blind na...

You say it,it was right above you...

Damn it

“Self worth before anything”
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Missyetty(f): 12:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
Wetin dey dia? Me dey fart 4 im syd wel wel nd e dey fart as wel....we are damn free eith each other
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
beacause i no wan put did right,see i no get time i just type jare cheesy
gringrin
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 12:57pm On Apr 14, 2015
AgapeCharis:
gringrin
u think u smart right cheesy,u wan correct me ba? i dont give room to that cheesy grin
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by PunkyOh(f): 12:58pm On Apr 14, 2015
kevinberry:


I ain't condemning him for sending you PM

What I don't understand is why he have to still quote you to tell you he sent you a PM..

Damn it girl,you ain't blind na...

You say it,it was right above you...

Damn it

“Self worth before anything”


Maybe he's the impatient type & needed to know what he was asking urgently. Who knows? Btw, this has nothing to do with self worth because it's relating to something general. Please free the poor guy lol.
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 1:02pm On Apr 14, 2015
PunkyOh:


Maybe he's the impatient type & needed to know what he was asking urgently. Who knows? Btw, this has nothing to do with self worth because it's relating to something general. Please free the poor guy lol.

Are you trying to tell me that you did not see his message alert
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by PunkyOh(f): 1:04pm On Apr 14, 2015
kevinberry:


Are you trying to tell me that you did not see his message alert

I saw the message but I don't read them before I dismiss them. My prerogative.
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by Nobody: 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2015
PunkyOh:


I saw the message but I don't read them before I dismiss them. My prerogative.

Of course I thought as much

Good Day
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by KingTom(m): 3:25pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
beacause i no wan put did right,see i no get time i just type jare cheesy
No wahala grin
Re: When Your Bf/gf Farts Beside You by KingTom(m): 3:26pm On Apr 14, 2015
AgapeCharis:
KingTom no vex. Make I rep you small.


Gbagaun!!! grin
*****In my thick Yoruba accent****
Well done grin

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