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Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 5:51pm On May 04, 2015 |
stephenqueen:Yes u are |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Twaci(f): 5:51pm On May 04, 2015 |
NigAmbassador:cry |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Gboliwe: 5:52pm On May 04, 2015 |
Eureka123: That's possible but my dear, it's hard to believe. 1 Like |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Beamborla(f): 5:52pm On May 04, 2015 |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Petra23(f): 5:54pm On May 04, 2015 |
In as much as the word love exist,i see no justification in a girl slaping her man no matter what and if the guy starts taking that from her,den he should expect more coming his way.if d guy wronged her deeply,ts better to walk away if she's made up her mind not to settle with him or settle it in a reasonable manner.slaping ur partner is outa line let alone doin d shit in public |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Miner13: 5:55pm On May 04, 2015 |
Beamborla: Which slap will you prefer to handover?? Choose one TYPES OF SLAPS 1.TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away. 2.RESOUNDING SLAP:This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like”wiiiiiiiii ii”! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol. 3.FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?” 4.EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o! 5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely. 6.RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don’t need reply. Like,”John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!” 7.SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and whether it’s painful or not, you start blushing. 8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc 10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:You will start seeing different colors and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you. 11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It’s the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return the slap immediately… 12.MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your clothe. |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Royalemex(m): 5:55pm On May 04, 2015 |
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Re: How Far Can She Push You? by faith551(m): 5:58pm On May 04, 2015 |
Beamborla:I sure will, u do same too |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by nonjebose(m): 5:59pm On May 04, 2015 |
Iyamar:hasty generalisation |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by stephenqueen: 6:00pm On May 04, 2015 |
kinglekan:You wan make I use ayelala swear for you,why u dey edit ma post |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by ugoblaze1(m): 6:01pm On May 04, 2015 |
hmmm,cnt hit any female ooo,dnt wanto commit murder
and i won't let ha hit mi too |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Nobody: 6:03pm On May 04, 2015 |
xynerise:guy you own matta too much. |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 6:05pm On May 04, 2015 |
Beamborla: Muaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! 1 Like |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Nobody: 6:05pm On May 04, 2015 |
prettythicksme:Then averagely counting he receives 12slaps a day. |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by naija4all(m): 6:06pm On May 04, 2015 |
Twaci:well very interesting piece of write up. Before now we have heard of science fiction but this here is romance fiction...I clap, cheers to that |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by xynerise: 6:06pm On May 04, 2015 |
Chisom460:How? |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by kinglekan: 6:06pm On May 04, 2015 |
stephenqueen: |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Ujupsy: 6:07pm On May 04, 2015 |
Story for the guys |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by stayblack: 6:10pm On May 04, 2015 |
IN UR FANTASY..... .... |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Beamborla(f): 6:12pm On May 04, 2015 |
Miner13: Help!!! somebody! Anybody! 1 Like |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Misternas89(m): 6:13pm On May 04, 2015 |
Well this should be an Indian film I guess, I kuku trust my Aminatu, she dare not. Anytime she tried raising her hand up infront of me, maybe she wan help me comot dirt 4 my head ni faa. #MyOwnOpinion |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by k4kings(m): 6:14pm On May 04, 2015 |
Make una no worry.... As dey enta inside, d guy go flog am well well wit ..... So who win?? |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by raziboi(m): 6:15pm On May 04, 2015 |
Twaci: ma sister I can do it...buh dat st Michaels is were I stay...not sure I can do it there..... 1 Like |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by tunnary(m): 6:16pm On May 04, 2015 |
U slap me u die well. Wen u giv her a chance she'll go extra mile |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by cevek11: 6:20pm On May 04, 2015 |
MzNelly: First thought on my mind as I read this was, you must be a lady? Anyway, I don't think so... if it was "extreme" would the lady go back after a kiss?? |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by loomer: 6:20pm On May 04, 2015 |
which seasonal movie be this? |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by skylane: 6:21pm On May 04, 2015 |
Well back den while I was still in secondary school.my buddy and I went to the market place one saturday so we came across anoder of our classmate(female) I had a little misunderstanding with her during class.so I went close to her to like reconcile playfully with her I just held her hands and she turned and slapped me all the crowd in the market were staring at us mouth agape,my buddy was mad was urging me to retaliate but I just behaved as if notin happened I just left the scene,the next monday she was begging throughout,till date she respects me like am her uncle,there's notin a woman will do to me dat ill assault her physically |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by dapsonlou(m): 6:22pm On May 04, 2015 |
Twaci: My guy that Ish ant sexy, my ex use yo slap me all the time, until the Jazz clear for my face. I can't hit her back because only breave men hit girls back in yankee |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Fratello(m): 6:22pm On May 04, 2015 |
What happened there is simply "understanding" It takes a guy who knows his babe to do such beautifful thing. The guy knows her, all her reactions, words and signs & knows exactly how to reply respond to them. ...and trust me, that babe is gon apologize to him with sth i love. |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by prestige2013: 6:25pm On May 04, 2015 |
Twaci: You were there too, I thought am the only nairaland member that was there...........wait let me get the full gist of what happened from Obinna.......... |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by dapsonlou(m): 6:27pm On May 04, 2015 |
dharay88: Well we don't know maybe the guy done fuk her mama, so the slap might be warranted |
Re: How Far Can She Push You? by Nobody: 6:28pm On May 04, 2015 |
Orijin101: You get luck.... Lolz |
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