stephenqueen:
I be Mumu of Africa

Yes u are

NigAmbassador:


This story ends in a make up sex....... The guy is a gamer....he has my respect.... He just needed to beep her once more before telling her goodbye, if not the girl for see juju for her dreams....... @Twaci, wat can u do sef?

cry

Eureka123:


The guy may not be home-based nau. I mean, there are people who stay in a place, but are not of a place. A typical case of one being in the world, but not part of the world. It depends on one's exposure and foresight outside the environment one has found one's self. For instance there are kids raised in Aba that would step out and you wouldn't believe they were ever raised in Aba or lived there for once.

That's possible but my dear, it's hard to believe.

kinglekan:


Lol, u wouldn't do that.

Lol... Don't be so sure.

You are right, I wouldn't

In as much as the word love exist,i see no justification in a girl slaping her man no matter what and if the guy starts taking that from her,den he should expect more coming his way.if d guy wronged her deeply,ts better to walk away if she's made up her mind not to settle with him or settle it in a reasonable manner.slaping ur partner is outa line let alone doin d shit in public

Beamborla:

Lol...

Sweetheart, if I slap you, what will you do?

Which slap will you prefer to handover??
Choose one
TYPES OF SLAPS

1.TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you can do
is hold your face and walk away.
2.RESOUNDING SLAP:This is after you
are hit, you keep on hearing some
funny sounds in your brain like”wiiiiiiiii
ii”! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.
3.FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,”What
did I do?”
4.EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone
gives you this kind of slap, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own accord
e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t
do anything o!
5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you
receive this kind of slap, all you will do
is just stand right where you are and
watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6.RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you
download this slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.
Like,”John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!”
7.SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your
cheek and whether it’s painful or not,
you
start blushing.
8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply
has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given
to you; the length of your face will be
raised to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.
9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SLAP:When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it’s given to you
all of a sudden),you will be able to
combine and speak all sort of languages
same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic,
Hindu, etc
10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING
SLAP:You will start seeing different
colors
and your head will turn to a nest whilst
the birds will be flying all around you.
11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It’s
the type of slap when someone slaps
you and you return the slap
immediately…
12.MILITARY/BOKO HARAM
SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face,
you will start urinating on your clothe.

My name is Mr. Emmanuel Okoye.



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Beamborla:
Holding up real tight. Oite... Just take care of you

I sure will, u do same too

Iyamar:
Nigeria guys are too wicked... lol

hasty generalisation

kinglekan:

Yes u are

You wan make I use ayelala swear for you,why u dey edit ma post

hmmm,cnt hit any female ooo,dnt wanto commit murder and i won't let ha hit mi too

xynerise:
Have you ever think what really caused the slap drama? It could be something weirder than what you have in mind. Do you know a similar scenario happened to me when I was still in school and guess what caused it? I ejac'ulated so freaking early and she ran out started complaining and crying and I almost received same feedback slap that young man received.

Well, shiit happens

guy you own matta too much.

Beamborla:
Lol... Don't be so sure.
You are right, I wouldn't

Muaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

prettythicksme:
oh lawd!childish act tho.The only thing that can makes me slap my guy in public is when he stare at a lady lustfully when i am beside him. #guys are fond of that shit!

Then averagely counting he receives 12slaps a day.

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

CC: lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano

well very interesting piece of write up. Before now we have heard of science fiction but this here is romance fiction...I clap, cheers to that

Chisom460:
guy you own matta too much.

How?

stephenqueen:
You wan make I use ayelala swear for you,why u dey edit ma post

Story for the guys

IN UR FANTASY..... ....

Miner13:


Which slap will you prefer to handover??
Choose one
TYPES OF SLAPS

1.TAKE AWAY SLAP:When someone
gives you a dirty slap and all you can do
is hold your face and walk away.
2.RESOUNDING SLAP:This is after you
are hit, you keep on hearing some
funny sounds in your brain like”wiiiiiiiii
ii”! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.
3.FORMATTING SLAP:This is the slap
that makes someone forget instantly
what he or she was doing. You find
yourself asking questions like,”What
did I do?”
4.EXPLANATION SLAP:When someone
gives you this kind of slap, you find
yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person on your own accord
e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t
do anything o!
5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you
receive this kind of slap, all you will do
is just stand right where you are and
watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6.RHETORICAL SLAP:The moment you
download this slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.
Like,”John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!”
7.SWEET SLAP:This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your
cheek and whether it’s painful or not,
you
start blushing.
8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP:This simply
has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given
to you; the length of your face will be
raised to power two, your eye socket
will calculate its circumference.
9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SLAP:When you receive this slap (it
proves effective when it’s given to you
all of a sudden),you will be able to
combine and speak all sort of languages
same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic,
Hindu, etc
10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING
SLAP:You will start seeing different
colors
and your head will turn to a nest whilst
the birds will be flying all around you.
11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP:It’s
the type of slap when someone slaps
you and you return the slap
immediately…
12.MILITARY/BOKO HARAM
SLAP:Once this slap lands on your face,
you will start urinating on your clothe.

Help!!! somebody! Anybody!

Well this should be an Indian film I guess, I kuku trust my Aminatu, she dare not. Anytime she tried raising her hand up infront of me, maybe she wan help me comot dirt 4 my head ni faa. #MyOwnOpinion

Make una no worry.... As dey enta inside, d guy go flog am well well wit ..... So who win??

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

CC: lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano

ma sister I can do it...buh dat st Michaels is were I stay...not sure I can do it there.....

U slap me u die well. Wen u giv her a chance she'll go extra mile

MzNelly:
From what I read, the guy probably did something extreme, deserving of that slap.

You don't know the full story.

First thought on my mind as I read this was, you must be a lady?

Anyway, I don't think so... if it was "extreme" would the lady go back after a kiss??

which seasonal movie be this?

Well back den while I was still in secondary school.my buddy and I went to the market place one saturday so we came across anoder of our classmate(female) I had a little misunderstanding with her during class.so I went close to her to like reconcile playfully with her I just held her hands and she turned and slapped me all the crowd in the market were staring at us mouth agape,my buddy was mad was urging me to retaliate but I just behaved as if notin happened I just left the scene,the next monday she was begging throughout,till date she respects me like am her uncle,there's notin a woman will do to me dat ill assault her physically

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

CC: lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano

My guy that Ish ant sexy, my ex use yo slap me all the time, until the Jazz clear for my face. I can't hit her back because only breave men hit girls back in yankee

What happened there is simply "understanding"
It takes a guy who knows his babe to do such beautifful thing. The guy knows her, all her reactions, words and signs & knows exactly how to reply respond to them.
...and trust me, that babe is gon apologize to him with sth i love.

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

You were there too, I thought am the only nairaland member that was there...........wait let me get the full gist of what happened from Obinna..........

dharay88:

ohk twaci, u tried...I managed to read dat.
##back 2d mata....

your story is kinda emotional tho...I like wah d girl did at d end buh ehn ehn...if yhu tear me slap for public, babe make i no meet ur property for my house wen going baq.

If i hear say i still cum kiss u...

Well we don't know maybe the guy done fuk her mama, so the slap might be warranted

Orijin101:

[size=15pt]lolz. . . na yoke i dey yoke ooo

nothing on earth will make me raise my hand on a lady. i dey craze ? [/size]

You get luck.... Lolz