MrCork:
.. Opinion poll conducted twice clarly revealed that all men read dirty magazines while $hitin in toilets...but for some weird reasions,all guys r denyin it on nairaland muss to impress the ladies...like ladies don't $hit.

....it takes a real man to afmit..wot a shame!!

MrCork:
...opinion poll report of 2013 sugest everyman dose it at leat 7 times a month...even Obama sef!

davseun2ta:
LIE! LIE! LIE!!!!

MrCork:



. .hopefully u people will grow up someday a be a man..spek the truth. If women can proudly admit they share toilet sits,why can guys admit we all read dirty magazines when $hitting?

...does it Eva hurt to tell the truth?... U Homebase people mennnn! (real talk)

MrCork:
...fact remains that 25% of all males enjoy readin newspaper on toilets but we prefa dirty magazines.....back in the day,we used to prefer comic books though

davseun2ta:
now you have just revealed your identity as a lost Nigerian in a strange land... I was trying to ascertain where you got that notion from, fortunately you just saved me the stress of guessing where...SMH

MrCork:



....bro..r u defendin the fact that u rather self service than to read dirty magazines while u $hit??......an not sure if u read without glasses but sir...i nevar said anytin bad against guys who prefa sekf service.

. ..u self service guys are usually more emotional thou!(no ofeense)

davseun2ta:
just take your time to go through your myopic statements... dude! for the fact that these are the dirty things you do while $shiiting (self servicing inclusive)... I would rather advise you don't generalize it. NOTE: there is no point trying to impress any lady her e...(I careless...) my take is; when trying to make out a point via people's opinion... you don't conclude base on the opinion of a set of people. Take for instance, I sing each time I $shit... now, does it mean every guy does the same?(Perhaps I should enroll in your school of thought that all guys sings each time they #$shit just because I sing each time I $shit......... (I hold no beef against you... just trying to correct an erroneous notion! which unfortunately happens to affect me as a guy...)

MrCork:



,...Deshana..pliss clam dowm...Stop bein the angry spokesman for the Self Service community...all men (married & Single) agree we prefa watchin DIrty magazines in the toilet but sadly, you the only 1% that enjoys Self service. ISnt this somtin u shud be praud of instead of tryn to derail the thread.

..bro u enjoy self service then more greeeese to yor elbow....QUit derailin the thread sir!! (no ofeiinse)

davseun2ta:
Oops My bad. I ought to have checked your previous thread, to really understand your kind of guy... Well, I have done that... and the truth is, am not surprised!!! cos your previous threads are created out of a myopic mindset...

MrCork:



....you Ghana people are so f****in stubborn mennnnn...all becuz no one agree wit yor self service theory ...u started cusssin tryna deral the thread....no wonder they still sell Ghana Muss go bags! (no oofennse)

davseun2ta:
I suspect you are one gay! that feels all men are born gays.... Hey! buddy... am not trying to derail your thread, am only trying to educate you(obviously you lack one)... and mind you, am not a Ghanaian... and hey! whats up with me been a Ghanaian if i am.... *suspicious* like you are in support of xenophobia.. right?

davseun2ta:
I suspect you are one gay! that feels all men are born gays.... Hey! buddy... am not trying to derail your thread, am only trying to educate you(obviously you lack one)... and mind you, am not a Ghanaian... and hey! whats up with me been a Ghanaian if i am.... *suspicious* like you are in support of xenophobia.. right?

MrCork:


. ...bro if u piss me of,I will make sure they the port u bak to Ghana in Ghana muss go bag.....self service is a bog deal for u people ther in that Ghana but in Nigeria, read dirty magazines is the it thing

...i bet yor name is Kofi!(no ofeeine)

davseun2ta:
lol.... Starved gay.... I can see your pain. It's not easy trying to convince people to enroll in your myopic school of thought and no body is even looking towards your direction.... Dude! Go get a life. Cos like I said, obviously you self service, which of cause is as a result of the "magazine you read while $hiting"... Living in fantasies only help kill your present. The earlier the better for you dude... Am a pure Nigerian! Omo Eko for that matter... Born and bread in Lagos! Loool

MrCork:



.^^^^nairaland favourite crackhead is awake....he all ways has somtin to say!! (no ofeiinse)

davseun2ta:
... I guess that was gross for me. you actually caused it! cos you find it very difficult to read through the lines.... NOT ALL GUYS READ DIRTY MAGAZINES WHILE $HITING...!!!

REASONS...

*Not all guys can read!

*Not all guys enjoy staying in the toilet for so long

*Not all guys Self service... except for those who read dirty magazines(you inclusive)

I hope with this few point of mine, I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you that YOUR THREAD SUCKS!!!

MrCork:


^^^ crackhead finaly said somtin constructive afta several atempts....nice to no u prefa dirty magazines to self service though!

davseun2ta:
dude! like seriously you need to go back to your elementary. You need it!!! and please take note 1 + 1 = 2... (who knows, you may not know your arithmetic..) starved gay that ended up self servicing....o ma se oooo (SMH)

MrCork:



^^^^crackhead clearly on drugs.....bro keep talkin....hopefully u will say somtin very constructive before Christmas (no ofiennse)

davseun2ta:
lolz... bravo!!! ...... hey! look!!! you are spilling already....(now that's what dirty magazines has turned you to....) jerking like an unscrewed tap...lolz

MrCork:



.B!TCH. PLEASE STOP DERAILING THE THREAD OR YOU GET BANNED!!!

davseun2ta:
somebody is about to explode here!!!... wait! did you just referred to me as a "B!TCH?... gosh! this guy is definitely a GAY...#CoveringMyAnus.... #Runaway

MrCork:



...bro u sound like my former b!tch from Togo... U all ways emotional. R u on period? (no ofeense)

davseun2ta:
ahahahahahahah ... Yes,i am that naïve and innocent guy that spat on your face and turned you down when you asked him out in Togo... since then you have generated this hate for me, that you referred to me as a B!TCH(female dog)... well, its takes a Hot "DOG" to identify a B!tch... but takes a freaky Hot Dog, to mistake another dog as a b!tch... lol!!! no joke bro... you need to grow up!!! you are no match for me....

MrCork:
..guys,muss remember one thing....females prefer guys who are honest,bold and truthful....tryn to impres ain't gonno fly. Yes, all men read dirty magazines in the toilet...pirriod!