Dont mind the thread subject, i am just short of words.

Yesterday afternoon i arrived diamond bank and the mopol at the gate kept smiling at a lady stepping out of the bank. By the way the sun was something else as we were all squinting our eyes.

When the lady got to the gate the mopol said to her "my dear, e be like say we go buy you umbrella make this sun nor dey beat you again".

After they left, the gateman told me "bros see dat mumu wey sun dey beat wan buy umbrella for babe and he dey sweat under the same sun...he dey forbid to buy for himself?"

I wan laugh die. Its amazing the things we do for babes.

Guys looking back, have you done stuff like this for babes? Nor shame oh.....its time to share our "mumu" escapades.

I woz a mumu once, Gave my only fone to a lady I tot I woz dating, wen I got a new fone At last, she neva called wit d fone dat I gave to her (2008)

Yes ooo..
I don mumu b4 b4 ooo...
Was raining asked d gal to Mk use of my umbrella dat d rain was not much, I shoewear. I get sense wen cold enta my body..

D last was around 05/06 buying a car tyre 4 gal Wey I no even get bicycle spoke....

I can clearly remember when my girlfriend pleaded with me to help her write an Important commission exam in her ministry..

I was like "mehn bae our love hasn't reached like that o, what if am caught and you're dismissed from work?, I might end up in jail if things get worse"

She kept quite and didn't utter a word.. Little did I know what she was planning...

That night, she bribed me with the most hottest romantic session I have ever received in my life. ..

Long story short. .. I was nearly caught and identified in the exam hall. . But sha, the rest is history....

The things we do for ladies..

*sighs..






EricRichie

I like myself pass any other thing,


I will please myself before I please any Lady.

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Way back in secondary school, I used my monthly allowee buy valentine gift. No b small suffer I suFfer dat month

na so i mumu some years back.carry my second phone give babe wey dey form love.with the hope of somtin somtin,since that day i know see am sef.the babe come change line.now boys don mature scara

The biggest sacrifice I've ever made is letting a lady swallow "me". two weeks later the _bitch tells me she's pregnant. Am like whaaaaaat

nutislim:
Way back in secondary school, I used my monthly allowee buy valentine gift. No b small suffer I suFfer dat month

hahahahahaha