Aaah. . .Maedan mi, jo many binu ojare
As you celebrate this your mama-born me day
May all the good things of life come your way
And may blessings fall upon you like sun rays
Just rmber se no be your power, na by em grace
So make you go do special thanksgiving to the Lord
And live your life henceforth according to his word
Anyhow sha, make u no vex sey I no quick show face
Na becos of my involvement in  the unending rat-race
Once again, I wish you the very best of life
Devoid of all the pain, hardship and strife

Happy belated birthday, my cyber-friend
_{[s]Sorry, I couldn't come up with a befitting loff poem. Make u just helep me manage dis prayer/good wishes poem, lol[/s]}

Thanx semid, nice of u. I will manage it .

hmmm dis no be small fresh breeze,
e nack me wella sotey i wan sneeze,
i don almost run down like orange wey squeeze,
head dey hammer like dem gimme quiz
bodi kpakaraka like bonga wey freeze,
na 4 sake of to pursue biz,
but hw i go do not 2 hail we poetry wiz,
happy lately bai'day maedan. . .  make u no vex plz!                     

baby e don reash to off light,
abeg come here kiss me good night,
e no make sense make we fight,
na we own hand we go jus dey bite,
always only u be my shyna white,
my sugar-peperenpe miss'isi right,
inside ya eyes my life be bo'ku bright,
na so i dey carry dey go like kite,
u be d only wan wey get d height,
dem no fit reash even if dem enter flight,
4 ur hand ehn d kishi no be titinri mite,
fashi me so, na d end of my naija luv poem write!

I hail maedan,semid & ruudie wey carry dis thread 4 head like Gele attire,
Nothing 4 make am spread like wild fire,
Una dey make me happy whn una show face 4 dis site,
Nobody fit giv una up without e no fight,
Walahi,una rhymes don giv me gr8 insight,
My prayer b say one day make una hit limelight

RuuDie:

baby e don reash to off light,
abeg come here kiss me good night,
e no make sense make we fight,
na we own hand we go jus dey bite,
always only u be my shyna white,
my sugar-peperenpe miss'isi right,
inside ya eyes my life be bo'ku bright,
na so i dey carry dey go like kite,
u be d only wan wey get d height,
dem no fit reash even if dem enter flight,
4 your hand ehn d kishi no be titinri mite,
fashi me so, na d end of my naija luv poem write!

longest of time my peepz

Hmmm Ruud for d poem I give u ten over ten
when I see skill, I dey hail, I no go preten'
if na for only mouth, u for don get plenty chick
na you go come select d one u go pick
but as e be say no finance, no romance
girls of today dey avoid love like say na one-chance
instead them want d money and not d honey, lol
so dem go dey count d pay like ballot 4rm fake election poll

efepro:

I hail maedan,semid & ruudie wey carry dis thread 4 head like Gele attire,
Nothing 4 make am spread like wild fire,
Una dey make me happy whn una show face 4 dis site,
Nobody fit giv una up without  e no fight,
Walahi,una rhymes don giv me gr8 insight,
My prayer b say one day make una hit limelight

efepro, I like am as u know beta thing
say dis thread dey give dis NL some swagga/bling
in fact we don win best topic many times (for inside we dream)
but for real tho', for this site of many talents, na we be d cream of d cream

which format i go use ask,
abi i go jus remain lagbaja inside mask!?
na must sey i gats dey coded,
before i go enter cli'k of men wey dey loaded!?
wetin i go do to take hammer,
shey no to go follow osama!?
wetin no dey make me concentrate,
abi becuz l'em no dey my plate!?
hw man wan take stand,
wen unda ya foot no land!?
hw i go carry see wife,
wen babes eye dem dey sharp'n like knife!?
queshun pleny inside ol' boy head,
no ansa so na to man'ya instead. . . . .

I want to be good to you
A promise I’ll keep to
Even when things are tight
Our life will turn out right
My heart will bear the seed
To fulfill your every need
You’re always there for me
And so I’ll make you see
That I’ll continue to be here
To show you that I care

Our love was meant to be
You are the world to me
This I want you to know
That as we continue to grow
I’ll heartily cherish you
No fear that I will be true
I’ll do anything you desire
Light up your fire
I’ll treat you just right
Let happiness fill our sight

.;

Myne White, JayBee2412,

Your poems are excellent. Very nice of you to share them with us . Though not pidginized, it has a romantic theme so such contributions are always welcome! .

Hmmm. . . .just dey waka pass.

Valentine's Heaven Appontment

E don tay wey man pickin dey suffer
Suffer for one kind of woman palaver
I no gree eat, I no fit drink kain-kain for yonder
'cause I wan buy sisi Rosa one kind yeye flower

E don tay wey I don begin to save
save to get plenty money for Rosa's crave
I dey craze since Rosa don promise me a rave
I begin dey leave my biabia without a shave

Today na today for Valentine enjoyment
Enjoyment for where?  Rosa don dey for one kind predicament
Her granpa don dey ready for heaven appointment
All our valentine jubilation don dey for annulement

Eyaaah, JayBee, after all d preparation!
d sisi come leave you with a disappointed sensation
Oh well, take heart, there go be anoda St Val
and if you no fit wait til then, abeg find anoda gal .

Jaybee2412:

Valentine's Heaven Appontment

E don tay wey man pickin dey suffer
Suffer for one kind of woman palaver
I no gree eat, I no fit drink kain-kain for yonder
'cause I wan buy sisi Rosa one kind yeye flower

E don tay wey I don begin to save
save to get plenty money for Rosa's crave
I dey craze since Rosa don promise me a rave
I begin dey leave my biabia without a shave

Today na today for Valentine enjoyment
Enjoyment for where?  Rosa don dey for one kind predicament
Her granpa don dey ready for heaven appointment
All our valentine jubilation don dey for annulement

u 2 dey tight kip it up.

4 my area every bdy dey wear white nd reD. I fink sey na sunbdy dey wed. knock knock my chic show. wetin i go talk me kno kno. i quickly go toilet go pupu. me don ready prepare fufu inside toilet i dey pray. inside my rum habiola dey play. shit kno gre cumut, chic neva ready to mammoth, hello babe i said, d wey she luk me mak me 'waid ' If kno b nairaland rhyme book, weda i go don turn 2 fish caught wit a hook

maedan aw valentine sey dat guy show

adebayo201:

maedan aw valentine sey dat guy show

see ur mouth like show . Na dat one be the poem I send you. Apart from Ruudie, Myne White and JayBee2412, the rest of you carry 0/100.

maedan:

see your mouth like show . Na dat one be the poem I send you. Apart from Ruudie, Myne White and JayBee2412, the rest of you carry 0/100.

0/100.
Wel na sumtin so far sey i show seld don earn me mark

Aaah. . . .madam, u dey vex no be small o
So upon all my work me sef follow carry zero?
You suppose know sey no be everytime dis rhyme dey flow
Those kain times, e better make person lie low
Anyhow sha. . . .this na the reason why I no show.

Spambot wire me no be small
o. . . .Even my reserve/stand by username semid has been banned. . . .posting with some1's id now.

semidaraeb:

Spambot wire me no be small
o. . . .Even my reserve/stand by username semid has been banned. . . .posting with some1's id now.

Uh oh. My comrade-in-bans (I mean arms, lol) Na wah ooo. Anyway, I guess it's high time we allow the thread to rest. I mean we have tried. One year is ok to prove our God-given talents .

Special thanks to the originator, rotimy, to ruudie, the flamboyant rhymer, to semiid4life, the solid pidgin blaster, even to adebayo201, without whom it would not have been the same . FL Gators, the occasional yet welcome vibe-slinger too. In fact, everyone who ever dropped a ryhme, you try .

maedan:


Uh oh. My comrade-in-bans (I mean arms, lol) Na wah ooo. Anyway, I guess it's high time we allow the thread to rest. I mean we have tried. One year is ok to prove our God-given talents .

Special thanks to the originator, rotimy, to ruudie, the flamboyant rhymer, to semiid4life, the solid pidgin blaster, even to adebayo201, without whom it would not have been the same . FL Gators, the occasional yet welcome vibe-slinger too. In fact, everyone who ever dropped a ryhme, you try .

as semid don talk to rhyme sumtime na by luck rhymin is nt a child's play bt i kno say 1day d tin go pay ruudie,semid peopl go dey listen to on radio maedan,rotimy kno go cummot 4 studio flglator go dey sel d audio adebayo201. me go face d video odaz go mak sur sey dem sign d memo. aw i wish i/m stil chance to do my best mak to ppl dance bt sch nd buk don ful my head i pray mak God butta our bread

adebayo201:

as semid don talk to rhyme sumtime na by luck

rhymin is nt a child's play bt i kno say 1day d tin go pay

ruudie,semid peopl go dey listen to on radio

maedan,rotimy kno go cummot 4 studio

flglator go dey sel d audio

adebayo201. me go face d video odaz go mak sur sey dem sign d memo.

aw i wish i/m stil chance to do my best mak to ppl dance bt sch nd buk don ful my head i pray mak God butta our bread

Wowwwwww!!
Nice one!!!!

You're full of surprises aren't ya .

of course yes! mistress

man wey no get love no fit win,
infact as jaybee talk am na sin. . . .
me i no be terry-g wey dey chop weed,
na true talk sey inside my mind u don put seed. . . .
tey'tey i been don dey consider to waka,
but i change mind and stand ta'ka. . . .
my mama say good thing no dey easy come,
d wan wen come easy so, e no dey be 4 all Ari, Dick and Tom. . . .
papa say wen man dey im suppose hol' somethin',
or else im life jus dey waste 4 na'thin. . . .
even sef all d jabu'rata arabic oil money,
no fit ever sweet reash ur fantabulous honey. . . .
lai'lai ur matter no go ever pass my power,
night plus day carr'ey join seconds, minute and hour. . . .
i know sey we can fit to blend like T.W.O,
cuz i don look so'tey but nothing gum me if no be you. . . .

2 good
2 hood
2 mood
2 ruud
hehe

Glad una like the other one. Abeg forgive me, I no fit rhyme for pidgin but make I try.

ANOTHER

Someone wey be like the thunder
Made by the lumber
Him don surely put asunder
All the plenty days of our wonder

No mistake, na him be the reason
You do me this singular treason
He come go commit an arson
Of the fine fine memories in your bosom

He open eye well well look ya face
Small time him don do me replace
Me too I had to move my pace
Make I go join the others in the old race

But one thing I don come to realize
Na that guy wey I know, na him tell all the lies
The ones wey scatter those our sweet ties
Come freeze me in ice


*I just converted this from plain English, enjoy!

Myne White:

Glad una like the other one. Abeg forgive me, I no fit rhyme for pidgin but make I try.

ANOTHER

Someone wey be like the thunder
Made by the lumber
Him don surely put asunder
All the plenty days of our wonder

No mistake, na him be the reason
You do me this singular treason
He come go commit an arson
Of the fine fine memories in your bosom

He open eye well well look ya face
Small time him don do me replace
Me too I had to move my pace
Make I go join the others in the old race

But one thing I don come to realize
Na that guy wey I know, na him tell all the lies
The ones wey scatter those our sweet ties
Come freeze me in ice


*I just converted this from plain English, enjoy!

men u try wella. We are start 4rm a rhyme. Keep it up. Im sure my mistres wil appreci8 diz 1

@ Myne White, what an improvement! It's a great pidgin remix you have there, lol. Never seen pidgin written like that, but like adebayor said, I like it!!!!