This is everything ShortGun said about General Buhari. The most Hilarious statements are in bold. I had to unearth them

shortgun:
The house that Buhari will never live in. GEJ till 2019.

shortgun:
Don't dismiss Apostle Suleiman's prophecy in a hurry cos the way PDP is conceding defeat and congratulating Buhari is a thing to worry about.

shortgun:
Hahahaha the more this man talks the more he becomes irrelevant.
Rantings of a sinking man.

He his now relevant

shortgun:
it's Buhari it's not rented crowd, i

shortgun:
GEJ till buhari goes to church.

shortgun:
APC should make sure nothing happens to Buhari or else...............
Meanwhile GEJ till 2019

shortgun:
Buhari will never be president.

shortgun:
Stop deceiving urself, buhari will never be president. He is a serial loser, he will still lose come 2015.

shortgun:
[size=15pt]The house that Buhari will never live in.
GEJ till 2019.[/size]

klodike:
Gej my president, Gej my father, Gej my uncle Gej my brother Gej my friend,..........GEJ would continue to be president until Buhari gets the british accent.

why make failure your relative? Okay, right now go and withdraw your statements.

centmichael101:
Na today! E don ta wey we ENDORSE jona na!!

congrats for endorsing failure

ascaris:
The time is nigh, the scales are falling - off the blind eyes and it's becoming evident that GEJ will be returned elected.

the scale remained on the faces of TANOIDS until they lost. Na wa for all of una.

barcanista: OP I agree with you. General Muhammadu Buhari has never been a failure. He was offered a position in Yaradua and Jonathan's fraudulent Government of National Unity in 2007 and 2011 but he rejected them in clear terms, even when the ANPP had betrayed him in 2007. he is a Hero, a Legend and a patriot. He is my President in waiting, your President and Our Presidentt in waiting.

. Before he was given protection

Heaping coals on fire on buhari's head.
continu.

@ Geoworldedu
These are all Centmichael101 said about Buhari. Next Name please

centmichael101:
So I just waste my MB to read intro!! If u no finish dis story today ur condition go worst pass BUHARI case!!

Hahaha which person case worst now?

centmichael101:
Buhari take heart!! I know how you feel I have been dey b4..

Hahaha, you mean you have been to failure before? Buhari WAS there, he his now successful.

centmichael101:
That will be after APC(buhari) loose in court today!!

hahah sorry o! wake up from your sleep and slumber

centmichael101:
Buhari will never be president again

Please who is the president now? Google please

centmichael101:
If u don't know by now that jonathan have beaten buhari off the poll then u are on a wrong things!!

Lol!. i will let this pass

centmichael101:
Buhari is a looser!! Check is profile what hv he ever won! Even devil no say Buhari is a failure.

Lol.

Bros am a busy man stop disturbing. Btw how's Nigeria? It's kind of warm right here in california.

geoworldedu:
why make failure your relative? Okay, right now go and withdraw your statements.

This is one of the greatest threads i have ever seen on nairaland.

Fish them out for us! There's no hiding place for 'em