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Localamos:
A promise disbelieved by an idi*t.

A promise disbelieved by someone with common sense.

A promise believed by idi*ts!

The price of pure water 'changed' from fivenaira to twenty naira noni.

The power situation is at an all time low, just as the FG recently announced, sorry 'propaganded' an all time high Power generation lol. Nigerians we never see anything. This is preamble.

The US is living in the past. Buhari has defeated BH technically since last year lol

He has concluded what he was paid to do niyen

Money no go fit this man self.

He has been unseated, so free the man and let him rest.

I left my two ex-girlfriends because they are AS and I'm AS too. They are near-perfect in character, but this genotype thing is just a thorn in the flesh!

And Liar Mohammed should be Osunbade's vice president lol

Its a celebration of sex now smh

Academicwizman:
If you know the feat performed by the woman in Ogun State, you will never underate her. Without increasing tax and levies, Ogun State was able to raise IGR from paltry N800m per month to about N8billion by blocking loopholes

You can lie Sir.

Propaganda!

Blessing in disguise. She should have claimed 100 milla self, make the school come beat am down

I just got a call from someone very close to me.
He got the message pasted below, and he called the fraudsters. He had already given the scammer his card number, expiry date and CCV number at the back of the card.
When the scammer asked for the pin, he remembered the warning that he must not disclose his pin, and then, he ended the call and contacted me for further advice.
Please circulate this to your loved ones.
Find below the text message.


Dear costumer due to our Bvn system upgrade,your ATM CARD has just been de-activated to re-activate, kindly call CBN costumer care 08162698461

Localamos:
So are you. Discussion Continues!

Everyone knows the energy and passion Dora Akunyili put into her 'Good People Great Nation' project. Goat Buhari is working hard to tarnish the image of Nigerians abroad. Buhari is a goat and only a goat won't know that Buhari is a goat EOD!

Buhari is a goat EOD!

This man has said the truth, but many zombies will not believe him

Rat no dey for Lagos Island?

My babe said we would be attending her church after marriage and I told her a straight no

Baboo13:
Lol people still get into these same bank jobs by connection...

Tho that's not even the matter, I'm talking about job security

Banks remain the hope for smart people who don't know any oga at the top, and job security is only an illusion. In Ogun state, Amosun employed some teachers first week of december, and he sacked all of them by third week in december 2015. Its real!

Baboo13:
This is the advantage a government work will always have anyday anytime.............Job security

No targets, no pressure



Not against anyone aspiring high, But we young people of nowadays don't want to start small, you have the mindset of 'my pay must start with 150k, nothing less', 'I want to work in an oil coy', and all that and all that


I'm writing this cos I'm sure some of you typing here one had an opportunity to work in a govt establishment.. (Ministries, agencies et al) but rejected it

I beg to differ. Banks employ on merit, that's why you find smart guys who don't know anyone there. Government jobs are secured based on who you know almost ten out of ten times.

SailorXY:
what is the meaning of this your comment sef? you think say team management na PS1?

Guardiola is easily in the top 2 managers in European football, you can't dispute it even with fiction or facts

Let him come and manage man united hehehehehehehehehehehe. I can bet anything that he won't make top six!

kstyle2:
I've been a man utd fan for years. I've supported them in good times, bad times and ugly times. However, I feel like sticking unsterilized pins in my eyes whenever I watch them play. It's so damn boring. A coach who never comes down to yell instructions but sticks to that jehovah witness file. Only de gea and martial have pleased me so far
I complained when he sold Chicharito cos I love that guy like kilode. Now chicha is banging goals with reckless abandon while we struggle
I think if he loses today, he may be sacked. Hopefully we can secure the services of pepe guardiola

I will be the happiest man in the world if Guardiola comes to Man Utd. His flaws will be brought to fore, and the whole world will know that he was never a genius. However, I can bet anything that Guardiola will never come to Man Utd because him no go wan stain his career.

Unfortunately, a lot of sic people will support Buhari even if he is wrong. I weep for this country.
Buhari is not a saint and it is a sin for anyone to allow Buhari to fool him/her that he is a saint.

Go jare my brother. You can always sue the experience you get from that job to move on to bigger places where you can even negoiate your posting!

Was the reception held in the moon?

naijadeyhia:
U saw that and heard what they were doing and you couldnt get a video or a voice recording so you wuld actually be a change agent by exposing that lecturer to the world and the authorities?

#FireOnBuhari

I could not do that because I was thinking about meeting my targets at work too!

agarawu23:
it will change things cos u won't be able to bribe your lecturers to get marks again

He will fire all the corruption in your school

Stop deceiving yourself. Buhari cannot stop that. I was in a hotel for dinner last week, and a lecturer and a sexy student were negotiating sex for marks on the table next to me. Stop living in a fools paradise!

Its well o. I am not surprised because some confused people were ready to accept nepa bill from Buhari in lieu of his certificates. How won't they support disobedience to court orders?
We had a country!

I don't know why I don't dig bootlicking these celebrities sha!

APC zombies will still come here and defend this statement.