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Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by nairabetguru(m): 9:20pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancé's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancé was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hands holding their noses.. 1 Like |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by pTomz(m): 9:23pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
wen will dis story die?? |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by pTomz(m): 9:23pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by MEGGATRON(m): 9:23pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
kingtom GF!! LWKM |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by Enegod(m): 9:25pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
nairabetguru: |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by KingTom(m): 9:27pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
MEGGATRON: |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by jamex93(m): 9:37pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Jesus! |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by browneyes7(f): 9:54pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
loooooool |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by MizTyna(f): 10:03pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
*yawns* |
Re: Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by nikkiehan(f): 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
old story |
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