Ladies and gentlemen in the house, can you assume or presume those words men fear most.
A friend of mind said that the word "‘We need to talk’ is the worst way to get what you want" what are u guys opinion.

"we need to talk" sounds more like settling scores

very tru my sister, when dey come wit that intro "we need to talk" just know that u have done something wrong.

True talk my sister,when she labels the discussion "we need to talk" the next thing that comes to your head is"which one of the wrong deeds has she found out?"

"When are you going to meet my people" or "When are my going to meet your people"

MY brother, when once your hear this, ne time to switch to plan B o!!

i missed my period last month

OMO IBO:

We need to talk. . . . .i missed my period last month

. . . .oh no you didnt!!!!!

my mum is coming for a visit,

No more sex!

"Yes i dont love you anymore"

We need to talk!!!!!!!!!, I think we need a break.

pls keep'em coming

we need to tlk, i need some. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

i lost my job!

I can't have kids

When are we getting married?

its nt jst we need to talk, i tink ders a baby dat preceeds it. lyk
, Baby we nid to talk, guys blv me, she jst sayin dat cz its d last tym u hear it.

lol.
LMFAO

Let me think about it.
Il get back to you.

(Its usually a NO)

Nautillus:

. . . .oh no you didnt!!!!!

oh no, not me son.

What would you like the sex of our first kid to be?

this is very funny, how about baby u ve change lol

i have aids. . .

the kids aren't yours

i'm leaving you for your boss

Honey i'm broke,
Then for like a week he wont call or pick ur calls n
When he finally does
He will tell u his mum has been seriously ill n
Obviously the only thing u will say is OH SO SORRY
But na lie he don maga u,so na him go tax u again no be u go tax am.

oh! you think i won't find out

she says: love!

Me: what?

she says: can i ask you something?

i say: dont even think of it


^{i know she needs some more money}, _{after giving her yesterday.} . . . .^goosh _{sometimes i just wish} ^{women were never created} _{but what can a man do without them}, "they say money makes the world go round, but woman makes the ding dong go round"

You're not his father.

tonye-t:


can i ask you something?

i fear that too

u guys are all correct. i fear the word WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COME SEE MY PARENTS. and most girls who are ripe for marriage tend to ask that question alot cos they dont want the Brother to change his mind.

yeah some one said , i need a space is really his fear, coz that might be the end of relationship

oyb:

i have aids. . .

oyb:

the kids aren't yours

kola oloye:

oh! you think i won't find out