I hv bn dating dis gal 4 a while nw,(tinkin of engagin ha soon) anytime we hv a little misunderstandin sh wil hv dis confident luk on ha face n she wil tel me sh is gonna beat d hell out of me..... I alwz laugh it off cz am by far bigger dan ha (even ha punch cnt do me any harm). But nw sh alwz say it lik sh means it n wit desperation all over ha face..... Am beginning to get scared of ha.......... I even asked ha hw sh is gonna beat a macho lik me, sh said sh is gonna do it in front of my frnds. I wanna ask....... Do gals nw hv magical powers or do dey nw hv ways to beat a guy. Am very confused rit nw. Matured advice only

Yes they now have magical powers

Run for your life!

In a mammy water way.

When next she says that, look her in the eye and tear her a very hot slap. I think that should put a lid on her mouth.

Caseless:
When next she says that, look her in the eye and tear her a very hot slap. I think that should put a lid on her mouth.

Mtshewww

Guy, cross-check yourself and find out if any male traits is missing in your system.
How do a man feel threatened or intimidated by a feminine gender or you should prove to me that your girlfriend is a kungfu instructionalisit. Then I would know that the issue at hand is becoming clearer.
Only sissies - presumably of which you're one - who are clothed in male bodies are liable to exhibit the symptons of unmeasurable cowardice.
Again cross-check yourself. You're found wanting.

missKiffy:
Mtshewww

Who is this one? Abeg swerve jare. Ode!

Dnarvaez:

Who is this one? Abeg swerve jare. Ode!

Who am i? Your worst nightmare, oponu ode, weyrey alayebaje

Dnarvaez:
Guy, cross-check yourself and find out if any male traits is missing in your system.
How do a man feel threatened or intimidated by a feminine gender or you should prove to me that your girlfriend is a kungfu instructionalisit. Then I would know that the issue at hand is becoming clearer.
Only sissies who are clothed in male bodies are liable to exhibit the symptons of which you're one.

I am very fit n strong, am not threatened bt am jst wondering hw sh is goin to do it. Sh likes watchin sum chinese film..... Bt sh doesn't fight kung fu

hehehe mayb no b only her folo o!

missKiffy:

Mtshewww

Miss-kifi( kifi means fish in hausa), are u the lady in question? Why do u always threaten ur bf with a "beating of his life"? Don't beat him pls. This is a special appeal.

Please let her beat u... So she'll know that you are strong and can bear pain For her... GOD be with you

Caseless:



Miss-kifi( kifi means fish in hausa), are u the lady in question? Why do u always threaten ur bf with a "beating of his life"? Don't beat him pls. This is a special appeal.

Shut up and get lost

All she need is Brain Resetting ...

Iamfrank:


I look very fit n strong, am not threatened bt am jst wondering hw sh is goin to do it. Sh likes watchin sum chinese film..... Bt sh doesn't fight kung fu

Hmmm. This sounds somehow weird and unbelieveable though. Nevertheless, all I have to say is that each time she makes that strong willed comment again, don't banter words with her, keep calm, give her that strong look so that she will realise she's not sure of herself (words). But if she hits you; don't hesitate, your retaliation should be swift. Girls needs to be reminded that they are still below the guys.
Ma nigga, that's my piece of advice to you.

missKiffy:

Shut up and get lost

*yawns* come sit down for his.

missKiffy:
Who am i? Your worst nightmare, oponu ode, weyrey alayebaje

Voici une chèvre båtard convulscing.

I think you have to really put her to test and perhaps tempt her into doing it and see if she ll lay her hands on you. you just have to know now before you tie the knot and see her true nature

Dnarvaez:

Voici une chèvre båtard convulscing.

Ferme la bouche et Brûle en enfer

missKiffy:

Ferme la bouche et Brûle en enfer

Aha! Klaagliederen van een teef die al na smulden zijn door willekeurige jongens met nul compassie.

Dnarvaez:

Aha! Klaagliederen van een teef die al na smulden zijn door willekeurige jongens met nul compassie.

Tu madre es una estupida

missKiffy:

Tu madre es una estupida

Murkha! Jinsi ungekuwa na uwezo wa kuishi hii kwa muda mrefu bila ubongo ni kitu fupi ya muujiza.

Let her beat the fvck out of yu in bed.... Nw go dare her

Dnarvaez:

Murkha! Jinsi ungekuwa na uwezo wa kuishi hii kwa muda mrefu bila ubongo ni kitu fupi ya muujiza.

This is the last you will hear from me, I mean why will I keep going back and forth with a fool, I give up on your life, Eres tan estupido como un perro

missKiffy:

This is the last you will hear from me, I mean why will I keep going back and forth with a fool, I give up on your life, Eres tan estupido como un perro

You're very much free to fvck off! You castrated traumatised uncircumcised deranged redundant frail lowlife pathetic cheap hallucinating b!tch.
Go hug a transformer for consolation.

The look on your face while you typed this is making me Laugh so hard right now!!!!
Ok....back to the matter,
Two things are involved.
1) she may have gotten herself a kind of charm that will make beating the hell out of you possible. E.g
Aluwo or anosare
2) It may just be an empty treat just to cajole or put you in check. Whichever way, before you put a Ring on it.......Think twice.

Iamfrank:
I hv bn dating dis gal 4 a while nw,(tinkin of engagin ha soon) anytime we hv a little misunderstandin sh wil hv dis confident luk on ha face n she wil tel me sh is gonna beat d hell out of me..... I alwz laugh it off cz am by far bigger dan ha (even ha punch cnt do me any harm). But nw sh alwz say it lik sh means it n wit desperation all over ha face..... Am beginning to get scared of ha.......... I even asked ha hw sh is gonna beat a macho lik me, sh said sh is gonna do it in front of my frnds. I wanna ask....... Do gals nw hv magical powers or do dey nw hv ways to beat a guy. Am very confused rit nw. Matured advice only

listen man, she can beat u. after dat she kicked d 2egg in between ur leg, you will understand what am saying. thats what most stupid gal does since 001AD

.....she seems temperamental, maybe capable of murder!
but what do I know.

My brother there is nothing to be scared of.

Don't let her sense your fear. If i was you when next we get into another argument i will make sure she really angry then when she attacks i will beat the hell out of her but i will not kill her.

Note: I don't beat women