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5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(m): 9:19am On Jun 17, 2015
the criterias which any gal must meet before she can be qualified to marry me are stated below.

1..she must love God more than she loves me..
2..she must love my parents more than she loves me.
3..she must love herself more than she loves me
4..she must love me more than she loves her parents..in other words,she must have the capacity to die for me.
5..finally,she must be beautiful.. ladies I hope I am not demanding for too much..any interested lady should post her "love" CV to my inbox.
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 9:22am On Jun 17, 2015
3-4 . . . paradox.
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 9:22am On Jun 17, 2015
undecided
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Pineapp: 9:24am On Jun 17, 2015
Simple! Take clay and mould her.

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Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:25am On Jun 17, 2015
lol... screw you grin

They all kul except for no. 4...

I am dying for no nigger cool
wen there are over a million diick out dere cool

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Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Cutehector(m): 9:27am On Jun 17, 2015
I just dey suspect dis sinaj
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 9:30am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin

They all kul except for no. 4...

I am dying for no nigger cool
wen there are over a million diick out dere cool
This gal and diick sef!
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 9:30am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin


They all kul except for no. 4...


I am dying for no nigger cool

wen there are over a million diick out dere cool
shocked shocked shocked
But do you know what those dicks are attached to?
Some are attached to fat men, others to smokers, even others to psychopaths!
Also, wouldn't it be cool to lay down your life for the nigga?
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by RennyX: 9:35am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin


They all kul except for no. 4...


I am dying for no nigger cool

wen there are over a million diick out dere cool
Ekscuse me Y ar u luiking lyk a Sahara goat on your dp sad

So yu fvck millions of dick dis girl? And I wanteds to marry you sad cry
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by bogolobango(m): 9:36am On Jun 17, 2015
Go nd marry ur sister


Oponu
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by mentorandfriend(m): 9:36am On Jun 17, 2015
You go old die!grin
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Exponental(m): 9:41am On Jun 17, 2015
op........ how RICH are u?
the love of a girl to a boy is directly proportional to his wealth (assume d love is not natural).
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:43am On Jun 17, 2015
RennyX:

Ekscuse me Y ar u luiking lyk a Sahara goat on your dp sad

So yu fvck millions of dick dis girl? And I wanteds to marry you sad cry

u wnted to marry a sahara goat grin

What I meant is dat, I can always get anoda diick outta d million out dere wink
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by RennyX: 9:44am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:


u wnted to marry a sahara goat grin

What I meant is dat, I can always get anoda diick outta d million out dere wink
Plasea chose my own diiicckk. cry

It's 19 inches long sad wink
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:44am On Jun 17, 2015
Teempakguy:
shocked shocked shocked But do you know what those dicks are attached to? Some are attached to fat men, others to smokers, even others to psychopaths! Also, wouldn't it be cool to lay down your life for the nigga?
I do no love nigga wink
I aint Christ cool
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:46am On Jun 17, 2015
RennyX:
Plasea chose my own diiicckk. cry
It's 19 inches long sad wink
19 shocked
nah I dnt enof memory to download dat sad

try d nxt poster sad
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015
Cutehector:
I just dey suspect dis sinaj
wot she do
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015
Dorrobucci:
This gal and diick sef!
undecided
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by justmag(m): 9:48am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin


They all kul except for no. 4...


I am dying for no nigger cool

wen there are over a million diick out dere cool

But you expect a brother to die for u.....ok then. undecided
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by sinaj(f): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2015
justmag:

But you except a brother to die for u.....ok then. undecided
were u trying to type expect
well I don't expect any nigga to waste his diick for me cool
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Cutehector(m): 9:52am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:


wot she do
so dick is wat u only crave for?
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by justmag(m): 9:55am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:


were u trying to type expect

well I don't expect any nigga to waste his diick for me cool



Lmaoooo...so u wanna die marriage free?
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by czarr(m): 9:56am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin

They all kul except for no. 4...

I am dying for no nigger cool
wen there are over a million diick out dere cool
......clap for yourself!
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 10:03am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:

undecided
Do you have a diick?
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(m): 10:10am On Jun 17, 2015
Midehi:
undecided
wetin??
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(m): 10:12am On Jun 17, 2015
mentorandfriend:
You go old die!grin
hehehehehe.
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by czarr(m): 10:12am On Jun 17, 2015
sinaj:
lol... screw you grin

They all kul except for no. 4...

I am dying for no nigger cool
wen there are over a million diick out dere cool
......clap for yourself!
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(m): 10:13am On Jun 17, 2015
Exponental:
op........ how RICH are u?
the love of a girl to a boy is directly proportional to his wealth (assume d love is not natural).
I am definitely going to be a great man.
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by lurlah2014(f): 10:22am On Jun 17, 2015
TOO MUCH I SAY , COS THE NO4 IS NO POSSIBLE
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by Nobody: 10:32am On Jun 17, 2015
the prob is most chic will use their mouth to destroy themselves and later blame witchcraft. u call dick as if u HV the capacity to handle it
Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by zealot4me(f): 10:45am On Jun 17, 2015
ejikemeuwa:
the prob is most chic will use their mouth to destroy themselves and later blame witchcraft. u call dick as if u HV the capacity to handle it




Yinmu
wat s dere to handle

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Re: 5 Rules Ladies Must Obey Before I Can Marry Them. by misreal(m): 10:53am On Jun 17, 2015
lurlah2014:
TOO MUCH I SAY , COS THE NO4 IS NO POSSIBLE
how come ladies want guys that can suffer for them.

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