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10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by mmafhew(m): 1:56pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your boy/ girlfriend..... 1."16 missed calls? You killed my battery so u're capable of killing me... Its over!! 2. "how come mosquito is biting me n not biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER! 3. "You dnt even respect me, i'm talkin n u r busy breathing? Its over! 4. "so now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it,beta go n find him because it's over btw us. 5. "so beyonce's "Drunk in love" is ur caller tune? I cnt trust alcoholics wit my future kids." 6."They r shouting bird flu,u r stil cooking chicken.You want to kill me? It is over!" 7. "i called u n u picked up immediately. U lack patience. I cnt date someone who's nt patient." 8. "why r u using broom to sweep my room wen u knw i support PDP? Its over! 9."You r alwaz abbreviating ur texts,u want our children to b short abi? Its OVER! 10. "i told u i love my food hot bt u refused to warm d ice cream.You dnt care abt me. its over! Cc lalasticlala 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by mmafhew(m): 1:57pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by superted87: 2:00pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Funny. .. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by iswearinowell(m): 2:46pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
she should use umbrella to sweep d room abi?? see im head lyk electric kettle.. #FROST |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by MRNICEGUYy(m): 2:46pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by GeneralQuamdeen: 4:15pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
The worse is via the gate man.. ''Oga say make i no open gate for you..'' |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by boladegreat(f): 4:57pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Very funny |
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
next person should help me laugh abeg |
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