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10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by mmafhew(m): 1:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
The following below are the funniest
ways to breakup with your boy/
girlfriend.....


1."16 missed calls? You killed my battery
so u're capable of killing me... Its over!!

2. "how come mosquito is biting me n not
biting you? I smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!

3. "You dnt even respect me, i'm talkin n u r
busy breathing? Its over!


4. "so now you're drinking coke that has
another man's name on it,beta go n find him because it's over btw us.


5. "so beyonce's "Drunk in love" is ur caller
tune? I cnt trust alcoholics wit my future
kids."


6."They r shouting bird flu,u r stil cooking
chicken.You want to kill me? It is over!"


7. "i called u n u picked up immediately. U
lack patience. I cnt date someone who's
nt patient."
8. "why r u using broom to sweep my room
wen u knw i support PDP? Its over!


9."You r alwaz abbreviating ur texts,u want our children to b short abi? Its OVER!


10. "i told u i love my food hot bt u refused to
warm d ice cream.You dnt care abt me.
its over!

Cc lalasticlala

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Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by mmafhew(m): 1:57pm On Jun 21, 2015
smileywink
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by superted87: 2:00pm On Jun 21, 2015
Funny. ..
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by iswearinowell(m): 2:46pm On Jun 21, 2015
she should use umbrella to sweep d room abi?? see im head lyk electric kettle.. angry



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Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by MRNICEGUYy(m): 2:46pm On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by GeneralQuamdeen: 4:15pm On Jun 21, 2015
The worse is via the gate man.. ''Oga say make i no open gate for you..''
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by boladegreat(f): 4:57pm On Jun 21, 2015
Very funny
Re: 10 Funny Ways To Break Up With Your Spouse by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 21, 2015
next person should help me laugh abeg

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