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I really can't believe this thread. Me that I'm looking for gf, one sexy babe hear is running after another babes man

Damalex4luv:
I attended a birthday party with a gathering
of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A
lady started distributing food. She started
from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t get
to us sitting at the front.
Another lady started sharing the drinks, she
started from the front but unfortunately I had
already moved to sit at the back. Again the
drink didn’t get to me.
I was so furious that I stood up to take my
leave but then I saw three ladies each with a
big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by
sitting at the middle. One of the ladies
started the sharing from the front, the
second lady started distributing from the
back. The two ladies were sharing fried
turkey.
When they got to the middle where I was
seated, it got finished again! Feeling so
frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face
in my hands… but then the third lady tapped
me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I
stretched and put my hands inside the
bowl… Guess what was in the bowl?
Toothpicks. "_" *tears

Is this a joke or is this real?

OP, your fiction is already becoming boring and too long. You are also too slow. This thread needs to be closed already. Next time, type and organize everything first then you can be dishing it to us small-small with suspense that would make us have orgasm.

I am kind of new on Nairaland and I can count the amount of times I have ever commented on Nairaland. In fact this is the first time I am noticing and clicking on the 'follow' button.

I love your write-up though I have doubts on whether it is a true life self-experience or its just mere fiction like Chimamanda Adiechie's books. I love the suspense, it has brought me this far to the bottom of the thread which is immensely rare for me.

I am so annoyed with you right now because you are an anonymous person on this thread that has succeeded in captivating so many people's attention on a beautiful story that one cannot ascertain whether it is true or not. In fact, I am starting to doubt that it's true for the following reasons;

a) it is unrealistic for a Nigerian with a historically poor family background to write such good English with little or no error and be able to win so many people's attention.

b) You gave up because of other people's wild comments and fantasies but yet you claim that you are sharing your story to help create awareness of others in a situation like yours.

In conclusion, it is left to you to prove to us that this write-up is real and you are writing it for the right reasons as you stated by continuing the write-up. I mean, how dere you make me come this far and keep me waiting for your next comment. No be only you way fit write epistle, u beta listen to your fans and continue the write-up in peace.

Honestly, this is just the beginning. The Fire will not stop until it consumes Tambuwal for betraying the South West. It will raze the palace of the Sultan of Sokoto to the ground.

Bastards!!!

delishpot:
Nope he died like 2 yrs before my son was born.

You need to watch the documentary on YouTube. A small boy suddenly said he was once is father's father and he used to change is Dads pampers before while his father was changing is pampers. Then he talked about his former life, where he lived, etc. and he had never been to the place before but his description was correct. You need to ask your son about his former life. If you are Yoruba, his name is suppose to be Babatunde.

delishpot:
na the thing she observe na. But you fresh sha.

My son told me he used to be my father and I was small like him before. But now, Our roles have reversed now and he is the child and I his parent.

Is your real Father alive? I watched a documentary of a boy that they claimed reincarnated and he told his father the same thing.

There was a 3 years old tanoid trying to climb my throne but he could not because it was to high for him. I tried to distract him by showing him a picture of the lagoon at my backyard but to my surprise the young boy shouted "mgbati Ofe Mmanu, leave my jo". I laughed scatter and was like "don't worry, we shall see"

LMFAO. LMAO. LOL.

gallivant:

Same to you.

Why do you guys have a lot of arabs in your region, aren't you Blacks?

Nigerianistan or Nigganistan

molydonhenry:
That 2nd Niger bridge though... PMB shud fulfill hz promises

What is so important about this second niger bridge that you guys are always making noise about?

This article was obviously deliberately crafted to insult Yoruba people. The OP is only diverting attention from his hatred of Yoruba by both saying the good and the bad parts of the two other tribes too.