THREE THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF MOST IN A LADY.
(1)-NAGGING:- oh how I hate ladies who nags a lot, I mean who complains almost about everything around dem ND their spouse. I can't just stand a lady who nags in my presence especially to their hubbies without the feeling of throwing a punch to their faces. People like that ain't fun to be with ND they are always jealous ND dangerous in nature... They complain abt their environment, the type of friends her husband keeps, her hubbie's dp, his status update on bbm, Y he refused calling as earlier promised, y it took him long to reply to a chat, y his no was writing no's busy when it was called, y he didn't finish eating the food she prepared ND all sort of silly things ***pple like d@ PISS me off..
(2)-MONEY- as awkward as dis may sound...it's one of d attribute that pisses me off most in a lady. I do not mean that my wiffy shouldn't ask of $$ from me but when it becomes too incessant I feel like shooting her (No offences pls)**abi she no hear abt d hosterity measure wey dey town ni**.
The worst part of it is the type of method they use in demanding money (they won't go straight to the point since they knew you might not give them) something like **Hello babe my grandmother is sick I need to go and see her in the village can you help me with some cash and make sure you add bournvita and peak milk money with it oo** or **babe my mother is down with malaria and I need to buy some important hand outs and I cannot ask her anything Cos d lil money she had has been converted to the treatment of d lil illness... can yu pls help me with 10k, I'll pay once she's OK
Once had dis kinda experience like two months ago when I saw this drop dead delectable mouth watering pepperoni angelic” damsel with a very very attractive parting frame who was taking coke and Gala @ my mom's shop one Saturday morning, got her no and paid her bills asking to talk to her later only 4 her 2 call me the following day saying she got an emergency call and she has to travel down to her village to attend to it.. Shook my head and told her never to call me again if she doesn't want my God to reset her destiny.she must be sardonic, lugubrious, to orchestrate such diabolical plot of pseudoclassic mesmerism to me.
3)-FLASHING: as Lil as this one is, I so much hate flashers with passion.. Y??
Cos I don't flash. Some ladies are so much expert In this that even if you send them a thousand $$ card, they will still flash to say thanks giving silly excuses y they can call back***shit... I hate chronic flashers, infact I hate flashers.

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Not only women.. I haye any object that flashes me too often...
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A wise man once said: It is far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on...

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