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| Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Ayima: 1:48pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
1. It makes her less attractive. If you’re like most men, you’re with your girl because you think she’s hot . Uppercuts, drop kicks and karate chops leave behind cuts, welts and the occasional broken bone. Unless you find black eyes and smashed teeth sexy, you’ll have difficulty getting an erection after you’ve given your girl a good working over. Hypothetical reversal: If you have a spare phone book, you can place it over her stomach so your fists don’t leave any marks. But who has a phone book these days? 2. It keeps her from performing her womanly duties. In order for your girl to cook, clean and please you sexually , she needs to be in top physical condition. If you injure her while slapping her around, she won’t be able to serve you as well. For example, it’s difficult for a girl to make you a sandwich when her arm is in a sling, or for her to go down on you with a broken jaw. By sending her to the hospital every time she folds your underwear the wrong way, you make it more difficult for her to get it right in the future. Hypothetical reversal: If you have a large penis, dislocating your girl’s jaw might lead to a more pleasurable Mouth Gig. 3. It’s time-consuming. Because men are physically stronger on average than women, virtually every man has the ability to beat the stuffing out of his girl if he wants. Even still, disciplining a girl takes effort. Depending on how much your girl has irritated you, you may have to spend hours chasing her around the house with a belt. That’s time you could be using to do something more productive, like playing video games or alphabetizing your Joni Mitchell albums. Hypothetical reversal: Your life is so dull that smacking your girl around is the highlight of your day. 4. You can hurt yourself while beating her. While physically assaulting a girl is something almost every man can do, you run the risk of injuring yourself in the process. She may be a frail little female, but her bones are still hard and her nails are still sharp. You also might accidentally get some of her blood on your nice clothes. Hypothetical reversal: Beat your girlfriend in the nude. 5. You might go to prison. If you’re caught beating your girl, you can be arrested and thrown in prison for years. This will seriously impede your ability to make money, drink quality craft brews, and hook up with sluts. Additionally, other prisoners might decide to relieve their sexual tension by using your rectum as a Fleshlight. Many states have “must-arrest” laws when it comes to domestic violence calls, meaning that it’s almost certain that you will be hauled away. Hypothetical reversal: If your girl loves you enough, she might drop the charges. As much as some girls really deserve a slap across the face, giving her a shiner is not a good idea. I hope this article helped explain why inflicting short-term pain on your girl may result in long-term pain for you . So long as you don’t confuse punching and kicking with spanking your girlfriend to discipline her and show her her place, you’ll be fine. 3 Likes |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by dharay99: 1:50pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
I see... 5 funny reasons u should call it. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by benedictnsi(m): 1:55pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
And don't forget to give them reasons why they shouldn't misbehave when we are in a bad mood 1 Like |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by importexpert(m): 2:26pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
benedictnsi: lol, in the absence of those reasons and they misbehave, what will you do soldier  ? |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
benedictnsi:hope u have done the needful? If no plz go and vote agarawu23 for mr nairaland, adeobi. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
importexpert:read my signature and do the needful plz. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by benedictnsi(m): 2:41pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
importexpert: I go slap you....... |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by benedictnsi(m): 2:47pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: Not until you give me a solid reason why i should vote him. Is he your HOUSEBOY or HOUSEBAND  |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
benedictnsi:lolz! He is nt my houseboy nor my husband bt he deserve the crown. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by benedictnsi(m): 2:59pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: I never mentioned "husband"...... I said HOUSEBOY or HOUSEBAND (weh you d beat for house) He deserves to win I know say you no d dig hole weh rat no dey inside.... So what will you gain if he Wins |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Slimzjoe(m): 3:07pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Summary: Never beat a woman..... Cos she's a woman |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 3:10pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
You see this woman beaters? Ronald4lif Francizy Truckpusher Jaybee03 Jaybee Sexkillz Jacksparrow lekinz Kinglekan agapechris Mr cork agarawu jerico01 jarizod |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima:me, gentle boi Oya check my siggie  |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by francizy(m): 3:44pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima: So because I don't agree with you on your feministic shyt, am now a woman beater eh? Till you divorce your husband and change your moniker then I take your stance on feminism seriously. Moreover, I decided not to quote you for sometime now because you trade insulting words a lot even when the person you insult don't behave in same manner towards you. The fact that I don't trade words with you, even when I should, is enough reason to show you that I respect women but not the the point one gets mad enough to hit me tho.. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by kinglekan: 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima:Did you just hit menopause? 
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| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 3:57pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
francizy: Again feminists believe in gender equality which means we are equal to a man and partnership how can you have a partnership alone? I don't get your point about the marriage thing because it makes no sense however if I am a womanist then I shouldn't be married or even associated with a male. Please stop confusing the two and there are too much information available to be ignorant. I treat people in the same manner they treat me. Just because I don't sugarcoat things doesn't mean I am trying to be rude or vile. Truth isn't always pretty. if you hit a woman that makes you a woman beater and if you haven't clap for yourself! |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 3:58pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
kinglekan: Did your mammy? |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by ronald4lif(m): 4:16pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima: Who's a woman beater |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
[quote author=ronald4lif post=35143696][/quote]boss.. Please vote ur boi today |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by kinglekan: 5:10pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima:
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| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 5:21pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
[quote author=kinglekan post=35145568][/quote] I do too nigga.  |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 5:22pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Youuuuuuu! |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima:Have I beaten you before? Btw, it's AgapeCharis. Not AgapeChris. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by kinglekan: 5:28pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrCork: 5:28pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima:  1 Like |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima: ..Mrs Chima u r confused as alwayss.....I don't wannna beat u...I juss wanna fuk... gerrrrit!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by friedcorn: 5:31pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
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| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by steppin: 5:40pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
francizy:If you believe she's married, you'll be believe anything. The little slut is still young and she ain't married, she's just tired of sitting on dickss. 2 Likes |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by francizy(m): 5:46pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrsChima: Well, as long as am alive, I will always accord women some respect, even though not all deserves it. But the day one of em abuses me physically, I wouldn't mind if the dad is a major, I will give dish her own dose back to her in two folds then wait for the dad to come kill me.. You guys idea of feminism borders on the Solange vs Jay z ordeal. Your likes would call Jay z a real man because he allowed his ugly årse swooped by a woman and never condemn the inhumane behaviour of that thug.. Lemme repeat it so you get it clearer, I will respect women whether they deserve it or not but will never tolerate physical abuse from any, whether you call me wicked or not.. |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by francizy(m): 5:51pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
steppin: I wouldn't know.. The fact is that I don't give a hoot how one is placed outside NL. That she used the moniker Mrs and her husband's/boyfriend's/ex-boyfriend's name isn't my concern. I only wish she respects people as much as they respect her. If a woman wouldn't find it difficult to open her mouth and let out insults even when she's not insulted, then imagine if she can keep a man. The woman may not even be able to keep a lesbian partner too.. 1 Like |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 6:26pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
MrCork: Confused these nuts!!! |
| Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrsChima(f): 6:29pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
francizy: As I have stated I treat people the way they treat me and if I hurt your feelings let me kiss it! All is well. I am glad you don't worry about faceless chatter's offline life that means you are sane! |
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