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Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by luuvee(m): 5:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
Oya drop ur worst break up line don't dull!!!
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by Caseless: 5:29pm On Jun 25, 2015
I de come...

How about this?this? undecided

Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by boynigeria(m): 5:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
brb
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by luuvee(m): 5:34pm On Jun 25, 2015
Chaiiii! Na so land for lekki dey expensiveany way make I just buy since na me b d first for dis area

Moi su due et nouz vouz et breake' ou line'ez:

Baby wat is your problem?
I told you boil one egg and fry d other, simple intruction!!
You boiled the wrong one and fried d wrong one.
Infact its OVER!!!!
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2015
Baby . . . yesterday I showed you demi lovato's dog.

And you said it was cute . . . didn't know you were into bestiality.

IT'S OVER!!!
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by Phikom(m): 5:42pm On Jun 25, 2015
Baby ur boobs are too huge...can't do such gigantic creatures...its over!
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jun 25, 2015
*Walks into the thread sipping orijin*
I'm here to read comments cool
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by younghartz(m): 6:38pm On Jun 25, 2015

I love you more than you can possibly love another human being. With every flaw, in every moment, at any time, in every way. You don't walk away from that...... I don't think its okay if we continue..I guess its right if we start seeing other person....I love you bt you keep overreacting,its over swty
cry sad
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by classiclee(m): 8:42pm On Jun 25, 2015
Why is it that you don't catwalk when you walk with me but when you walk alone you catwalk you keep advertising yourself abi ?? am not cute enough...

It is over!!!
Re: Check Out Funny Break Up Lines by Update(m): 10:45pm On Jun 25, 2015
Ai gat 5 funny punch lines.

No1. I told u i love ma food h0t buh u refused 2warm de ice cream. Yhu dunt care abt me. Its over!

No2. U are alwaz abbreviatin yo txts, u want our children to be short abi? Its over!

No3. Why are u using broom to sweep ma room wen u know i support PDP. Its over!

No4. I called nd u picked up immediately. U lack patience. I cant date s0meone who's nut patient. Its over!

No5. So now u're drinkin coke that has another man's name on it,beta go and find him becos its over between us!

Its over xo m awt!

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