JiggamanGh:


Reminiscing about the good ol days. Unfortunately I don't have her digits.

sorry bro, am sure u will meet her one day.

Captainswag225:
sorry bro, am sure u will meet her one day.

One day? I am surfing Facebook right now.

JiggamanGh:


One day? I am surfing Facebook right now.

lol, gudluck bro, i hope u find her.

firstEVA:
I find it sexy as a matter of fact, that's one topic that is never boring.

I was about asking you out on a date until I saw your DP.
Is dat really you?

onila:

fcck off from my thread
poor wretched church mouse

Get a brain update miss crackhead

starlingslimnet:
Get a brain update miss crackhead

dumb silly gay dinosaur

you speaking all that grammar makes you a genius

dumb fcck

onila:
dumb silly gay dinosaur

you speaking all that grammar makes you a genius

dumb fcck

If your outdated,obsolete and obscene inverted brain cannot accurately processed information I suggest you take a brain surgery....complicated seed of a thousand father.

starlingslimnet:
If your outdated,obsolete and obscene inverted brain cannot accurately processed information I suggest you take a brain surgery....complicated seed of a thousand father.

.Go eat some dog you stinky little Bleep

ur father wished ur mother never opened her legs

onila:
.Go eat some dog you stinky little Bleep

ur father wished ur mother never opened her legs

Gibberish from an adjacently depressed Lady...get a factory reset as soon as possible.... Fuc.ktard

starlingslimnet:
Another useless,baseless and senseless post coming from a morongenoric senseless reta'rded nincompoop. This is an article of no commercial value,an hypothesis of no substantial proof.Needless to say, this,is a portray of acute stupidity, a manifestation of ripened foolishness, a devoid of common sense and a demonstration of cluelessness

Guy u dey vex o

Love doing it, bite me

starlingslimnet:
Another useless,baseless and senseless post coming from a morongenoric senseless reta'rded nincompoop. This is an article of no commercial value,an hypothesis of no substantial proof.Needless to say, this,is a portray of acute stupidity, a manifestation of ripened foolishness, a devoid of common sense and a demonstration of cluelessness

U DESERVE A TROPHY BRO

JiggamanGh:


Just ignore the fools.

u are the fool here guy, do u tink by being on her side she will accept ur pm? nigeria girls dont date wrecthed bleeping bastard black ugly charcoal made ghanians, go and and marry all those dirty luking shapeless slowpoke ghanian girls.

Johnnoah1st:
u are the fool here guy, do u tink by being on her side she will accept ur pm? nigeria girls dont date wrecthed bleeping bastard black ugly charcoal made ghanians, go and and marry all those dirty luking shapeless slowpoke ghanian girls.

dude, be warned. U dont wanna get me angry. Its a holy sunday.

Captainswag225:
dude, be warned. U dont wanna get me angry. Its a holy sunday.

WHO is dis mumu, foolish, fuuckard, iidiot stupiiid ghanian?

Johnnoah1st:
WHO is dis mumu, foolish, fuuckard, iidiot stupiiid ghanian?

ur last warning. I wont be merciful next time.

Captainswag225:
ur last warning. I wont be merciful next time.

PRAYING ON YOUR MATTER

starlingslimnet:
Another useless,baseless and senseless post coming from a morongenoric senseless reta'rded nincompoop. This is an article of no commercial value,an hypothesis of no substantial proof.Needless to say, this,is a portray of acute stupidity, a manifestation of ripened foolishness, a devoid of common sense and a demonstration of cluelessness

starlingslimnet:
Another useless,baseless and senseless post coming from a morongenoric senseless reta'rded nincompoop. This is an article of no commercial value,an hypothesis of no substantial proof.Needless to say, this,is a portray of acute stupidity, a manifestation of ripened foolishness, a devoid of common sense and a demonstration of cluelessness

abeg take am easy b4 HBP catch u

gregzone:

I was about asking you out on a date until I saw your DP.
Is dat really you?

hahahahahahahaha

JiggamanGh:


Hey if you feeling the guy and the guy is feeling you, go at it because it would eventually happened. Trust me sleeping with the guy the first night or one year later is not going to change the man opinion about you.

it depends on the guy, some guys consider girls who sleep with them on the first date cheap.

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
Love doing it, bite me

At least he 'saved' it for the date, Onila.

So, there was this one time I was with my mom at the mall for some holiday shopping, and as usual we'd hit the food court first for some drinks and an aspirin (shopping is usually headache-inducing for the both of us). I headed to the line to get us our drinks when some guy behind me struck up a casual conversation. It was the usual stranger small-talk you have in public lines - he complained about how understaffed they were and how slowly the line was moving as a result, and then asked me what I thought was good there anyway (the menu). He did compliment me a few times. When I finally got my stuff, I walked off only to have him follow after me without having placed his order.

He said, "Sooo. How 'bout you and I go for a pizza and a fvck sometime...*pause*...what you don't like pizza?"

I think I just stared at him. I honestly thought I might've heard him terribly wrong! He looked a bit dejected at my silence. I soon realized I didn't have a hearing problem, and excused myself from the awkward situation.

I suspected he wasn't in the line for the drinks that entire time.

I died twice.

EnlightenedSoul:
At least he 'saved' it for the date, Onila.

So, there was this one time I was with my mom at the mall for some holiday shopping, and as usual we'd hit the food court first for some drinks and an aspirin (shopping is usually headache-inducing for the both of us). I headed to the line to get us our drinks when some guy behind me struck up a casual conversation. It was the usual stranger small-talk you have in public lines - he complained about how understaffed they were and how slowly the line was moving as a result, and then asked me what I thought was good there anyway (the menu). He did compliment me a few times. When I finally got my stuff, I walked off only to have him follow after me without having placed his order.

He said, "Sooo. How 'bout you and I go for a pizza and a fvck sometime............what you don't like pizza?"

I think I just stared at him. I honestly thought I might've heard him terribly wrong! He looked a bit dejected at my silence. I soon realized I didn't have a hearing problem, and excused myself from the awkward situation.

I suspected he wasn't in the line for the drinks that entire time.

I died twice.

hahahahahahaha poor guy

This useless OP,is clearly an embodiment of herself and should be jailed for stupidity

benedict100:
This useless OP,is clearly an embodiment of herself and should be jailed for stupidity

its ur mother that shld be as.s fccked in jail by fagg.ots not me

f00l

Captainswag225:
hahahahahahaha poor guy

What's so 'poor' about him?

EnlightenedSoul:


What's so 'poor' about him?

not abt him, the poor part was his plan was foiled and thats whats funny to me, on a more serious note, i would have understood u if u slapped him.

Captainswag225:
not abt him, the poor part was his plan was foiled and thats whats funny to me, on a more serious note, i would have understood u if u slapped him.

Why would I slap him? If anything, it was one of those moments you just wish you'd had a witty comeback on hand. But I was dead on my feet, and couldn't deal.

It has to be one of the more eccentric pick up lines I've heard yet. I did wonder if it had ever actually worked for him before..

starlingslimnet:
Another useless,baseless and senseless post coming from a morongenoric senseless reta'rded nincompoop. This is an article of no commercial value,an hypothesis of no substantial proof.Needless to say, this,is a portray of acute stupidity, a manifestation of ripened foolishness, a devoid of common sense and a demonstration of cluelessness

..bobo take it easy..

EnlightenedSoul:


Why would I slap him? If anything, it was one of those moments you just wish you'd had a witty comeback on hand. But I was dead on my feet, and couldn't deal.

It has to be one of the more eccentric pick up lines I've heard yet. I did wonder if it had ever actually worked for him before..

lol, i will be shocked if that works on any lady, am sure it will take him the whole week for him to recover from that rejection.

Captainswag225:
lol, i will be shocked if that works on any lady, am sure it will take him the whole week for him to recover from that rejection.

There are plenty other fish in the sea. Some may like getting straight to the point with supplemental pizza. Besides, why shocked? One night stands, hello?

EnlightenedSoul:


There are plenty other fish in the sea. Some may like getting straight to the point with supplemental pizza. Besides, why shocked? One night stands, hello?

yeah thats true but such situations happen mostly at clubs and parties, i will shocked if it occured at a place like the mall