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Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:42am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:

A lil fight here and there keeps it stronger too cool cool
Look at this one  cheesy

C'mon, where is your maths book?  angry
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by glorina: 12:43am On Mar 08, 2009
A lie ia a lie no matter how you paint it cool
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:44am On Mar 08, 2009
tope2000:

he does have a tight body. . . . . . only dat i agree with cheesy
but i will go for stephen n treetop body all day long grin grin grin grin

Leave my men alone!!! I told you to buy Sauron that gym membership and you totally ignored me, now deal with his beer belly.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by TOYOSI20(f): 12:44am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:

LOL, dnt get me wrong.

I'm not into the deceptive part. But I have to admit myself, there are some things I'd rather not want to hear.

He can't get away with the important things. . . . you know what they say "Anything that happens in the dark comes to light".

Like take dayokanu for an example. The dude likes u, but did he mention to you of his wives he left in the village?

He avoids telling you because he knows it'll hurt yor feelings.

Now take me for an example. I won't lie, sometimes I tell half truth in order to avoid complications and trouble cool cool But it's still the truth.

Does it strengthen any relationship? I don't see how sad sad

Ahhh, u don kill me oo, truth be told i lost the whole thing when i saw the bolded part, LOL!! grin grin

I will eat him alive oo if i ever find that out!! shocked shocked shocked angry tongue

As far as the strenthening past it does oo, trust HELLO?? cool cool
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Moonstone(f): 12:44am On Mar 08, 2009
I think all the guys on this thread are liars. . . why is every guy here in support of this?
Not one guy is saying it's true to get it all out there in the open. I guess this proves that guys are ALWAYS hiding something.
HeatFusion:

rotflmao
do you know how hard it is to lose weight?
Mehn cry cry
Best tell him to get used to it grin
exactly.

A lil fight here and there keeps it stronger too cool cool
I know how hard it is. . .
he should tell me that in a sweet way and he won't get a rebuttal.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Sauron1: 12:44am On Mar 08, 2009
doyin13:

chei. . . see me see trouble oo

Adamu. . .because like play like play u see yaself for Wyoming, u think say u can talk like gangster.

ROFLMAO.
Doyin, you need Psych Evaluation. grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:45am On Mar 08, 2009
So A-40's name is Adam Finallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! cool cool
Now I can rest. phew

ibkaye:

Look at this one  cheesy

C'mon, where is your maths book?  angry
lmao, actually, I've been reading it all day.

While you were busy skipping with Eldee cool
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by tope2000(f): 12:45am On Mar 08, 2009
glorina:

A lie ia a lie no matter how you paint it cool

Ok . . . . . . . . . .arent u suppose to be betting married this weekend shocked shocked shocked
liars full nl sha . . . . . see as ppl were congratulating you on ur thread but here u are shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:46am On Mar 08, 2009
Moonstone:

I think all the guys on this thread are liars. . . why is every guy here in support of this?
Not one guy is saying it's true to get it all out there in the open. I guess this proves that guys are ALWAYS hiding something.

I thought it was just me lol . . . go ahead and preach it sister!!
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:46am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:


While you were busy skipping with Eldee cool
Nonsense cool
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Moonstone(f): 12:47am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:

So A-40's name is Adam Finallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! cool cool
Now I can rest. phew
lmao, actually, I've been reading it all day.

While you were busy skipping with Eldee cool
LOL! You're still dying to know his real name?
Kai - should i make this harder for you? How are you sure it's not Abraham?
DaPhoenix:

I thought it was just me lol . . . go ahead and preach it sister!!
LOL! not just you girl! I guess I gotta start spying on some dudes tongue tongue tongue
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:49am On Mar 08, 2009
Moonstone:

LOL! not just you girl! I guess I gotta start spying on some dudes tongue tongue tongue


I'm suspecting Sauron. He's acting strange.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:50am On Mar 08, 2009
TOYOSI20:

Ahhh, u don kill me oo, truth be told i lost the whole thing when i saw the bolded part, LOL!! grin grin

I will eat him alive oo if i ever find that out!! shocked shocked shocked angry tongue

As far as the strengthening past it does oo, trust HELLO?? cool cool
Hmmm so you're thinking abt it? Oya, so fun mi shocked shocked

Abeg, u be cannibal ni? shocked shocked shocked

HELLO ke? kini ye?

No, I mean doe being deceptive st regthen the relationship?

@moonstone
Sweet way? an Equivocation?
That's also a lie na. ah ahn
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Sauron1: 12:50am On Mar 08, 2009
DaPhoenix:

I'm suspecting Sauron. He's acting strange.

I am squeaky clean.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Moonstone(f): 12:51am On Mar 08, 2009
DaPhoenix:

I'm suspecting Sauron. He's acting strange.
Let's create a list. I know a good friend of mine who can do the hacking. . . ready?
HeatFusion:

@moonstone
Sweet way? an Equivocation?
That's also a lie na. ah ahn
LOL! yeah but at least it's sugarcoated. . . it's like sugarcoated kolanut. . . I'll eat more kolanuts that way.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:52am On Mar 08, 2009
Moonstone:

LOL! You're still dying to know his real name?
Kai - should i make this harder for you? How are you sure it's not Abraham?
Jessie, tell me na. . . .the dude is my hometown boy. . . .I have a right to know  angry grin grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by tope2000(f): 12:52am On Mar 08, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Leave my men alone!!! I told you to buy Sauron that gym membership and you totally ignored me, now deal with his beer belly.

Beer belly u say?? Mba tongue
Besides he doesnt need a gym . . . . . he is pretty fit if u know what i mean cheesy grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:53am On Mar 08, 2009
Sugarcoat coconut?

And she wonders why she gained 5 pounts in a week sad sad cheesy

Mehn, when was the last time I had them? All roasted and suger coated.lovedddddddddd it cool cool
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:54am On Mar 08, 2009
~Sauron~:

I am squeaky clean.

Sauron, don't even lie, you know I know you better than anybody else on here lol.

Moonstone:

Let's create a list. I know a good friend of mine who can do the soiling. . . ready?

Yes!!

1. Sauron - Lies as if there's no tomorrow

Who's number 2?
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by tope2000(f): 12:54am On Mar 08, 2009
Doyin, David, 4play grin . . . . .infact all nl dudes angry
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by TOYOSI20(f): 12:55am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:

Hmmm so you're thinking abt it? Oya, so fun mi shocked shocked

Abeg, u be cannibal ni? shocked shocked shocked

HELLO ke? kini ye?

No, I mean doe being deceptive st regthen the relationship?

Oh i see whatchu saying now, nahhh!!!, it doesnt oo, and it cant too,

Gurl pls Ma bro ke??, won tie to be oo!! cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 12:55am On Mar 08, 2009
sugarcoat coconut?!!
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:56am On Mar 08, 2009
tope2000:

Beer belly u say?? Mba tongue
Besides he doesnt need a gym . . . . . he is pretty fit if u know what i mean cheesy grin

lol aww. . . how cute. You're standing by your man.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 12:57am On Mar 08, 2009
tope2000:

Doyin, David, 4play grin . . . . .infact all nl dudes angry


I'm suspecting StephenP just because he's too good to be true.
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Moonstone(f): 12:58am On Mar 08, 2009
HeatFusion:

Sugarcoat coconut?

And she wonders why she gained 5 pounts in a week sad sad cheesy

Mehn, when was the last time I had them? All roasted and suger coated.lovedddddddddd it cool cool
KOLANUT. . . I'm actually off chocolate now. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed I ate them so much one day that I had a sugar rush and. . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I need a guy who does not lie to me, that way I can trust him better.I can't trust a liar. It's just not right to me.

About A, you really wanna know his real name? I'll tell you under several conditions cheesy cheesy We'll discuss them on quieter levels, k?

DaPhoenix:

Yes!!

1. Sauron - Lies as if there's no tomorrow

Who's number 2?
Other girls should contribute too but I suspect ALL NL guys. I don't know a truthful one among them, as you can see.
tope2000:

Doyin, David, 4play grin . . . . .infact all nl dudes angry

I seriously concur
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Sauron1: 12:58am On Mar 08, 2009
tope2000:

Beer belly u say?? Mba tongue
Besides he doesnt need a gym . . . . . he is pretty fit if u know what i mean cheesy grin

Tell her, abeg!!!
She's mixing me up with Doyin13 who is being favoured to be the next Papa Ajasco. grin grin grin grin

DaPhoenix:

Sauron, don't even lie, you know I know you better than anybody else on here lol.

U don't wanna let out our secrets, are ya??


1. Sauron - Lies as if there's no tomorrow
Who's number 2?

Defamation of character. angry
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by tope2000(f): 12:59am On Mar 08, 2009
DaPhoenix:

lol aww. . . how cute. You're standing by your man.

just saying it like it is na grin

DaPhoenix:

I'm suspecting StephenP just because he's too good to be true.

me too. . . all that work excuse is getting too much, something is going on grin cheesy
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by A40(m): 12:59am On Mar 08, 2009
doyin13:

chei. . . see me see trouble oo

Adamu. . .because like play like play u see yaself for Wyoming, u think say u can talk like gangster.

Orisirisi tongue tongue
I have told you to stop smoking cohiba times without number!! Its splintering your brain cells  tongue tongue

How did your 12 step program for drug and alcohol addiction go?  grin grin

HeatFusion:

Jessie, tell me na. . . .the dude is my hometown boy. . . .I have a right to know  angry grin grin
Naah its top secret!! you would need to join the Gestapo to find that out
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Moyola(f): 12:59am On Mar 08, 2009
Can someone lie to you, keep secrets from you and still love you?

Errm. . . in some cases, yeah! as d saying goes "what yu dont knw wont hurt yu" yu get me?! tongue
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 1:02am On Mar 08, 2009
TOYOSI20:

Oh i see whatchu saying now, nahhh!!!, it doesnt oo, and it cant too,

Gurl pls Ma bro ke??, won tie to be oo!! cheesy cheesy grin
bro ko sis ni

You better own up b4 a typical nl girl comes and steal him away grin grin

Iheard that he's trying to romance moonstone shocked shocked

Moonstone:

KOLANUT. . . I'm actually off chocolate now. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed I ate them so much one day that I had a sugar rush and. . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I need a guy who does not lie to me, that way I can trust him better.I can't trust a liar. It's just not right to me.

About A, you really wanna know his real name? I'll tell you under several conditions cheesy cheesy We'll discuss them on quieter levels, k?

I hate chocolate with passion. Makes me thirsty sad
Hmmm, am seeing a non nigerian man in ur future cool cool uz a naija man would lie to you until kingdon come undecided

pLZ, EHRRRRM, am asking nicely.But if you dnt change ur location in the next minute, I'll hunt you down angry angry angry

What conditions, am ready to obey grin grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by DaPhoenix(f): 1:03am On Mar 08, 2009
tope2000:

me too. . . all that work excuse is getting too much, something is going on grin cheesy

Something IS going on. He posts poems, leaves us applauding and walks away.

~Sauron~:

U don't wanna let out our secrets, are ya??

What secret are we talking about? I already told you, that tape was as a result of a drunken night ok? lol

~Sauron~:

Defamation of character. angry

Nope  grin
Re: Lies, Secrets & Love by Nobody: 1:03am On Mar 08, 2009
@A-40
awe so fun mi jor.
kilo top secret. see this one. hiss tongue
How can I join the club? cool cool Am a VIP, ya know wink

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