Having convos with the feminine gender at times can be damn funny, there are some phrases which are more like applying salt to a wounded part of the body to them and if you try to use some those phrases for them during a convo, what happened in the year 1717 might just repeat itself

Here are the few phrases I've been able to compile:

1 Whatever

This statement is one of the best statements to give a nagging girlfriend/wife, the best way to make use of it is to keep mute and watch her exhaust all her energy shouting, immediately she's through, just make use of that magical word and gently watch her go through a short-term emotional breakdown.. .. ..
NB: It's advisable to apologize to her few minutes after telling her that so that she won't cry her eyeballs out of her socket

2 Do Your Worst

This phrase is one of the deadliest phrases i've came accross, the reason why i said that is because I've seen and heard of relationships that has been detached due to that magical word. This phrase is really a slap on the face to the feminine gender.. .. ..
NB: Make sure there are no instruments in the vicinity where you are about to make use of that statement coz it might lead to something like WWE extreme rules battle, *in patience's voice: Bloods shall be shared

3 Let me have peace, please!

Guys, don't ever try to make use of this statement if you are not the type that can endure long term grudges from your partner, this phrase is more like sending your partner on a vocal-coma.. .. ..
NB: Just make sure you are also ready to go on hunger/sex strike after making use of that phrase

4 Are you through?

This phrase is also good for a nagging girlfriend/wife, just apply the procedure i stated in number 1 and after that, give her a kinda soar smile then amiably walk out of her front.. .. ..
NB: Don't ever make use of this statement to your babe if you know she's a lil bit psycho coz there is a high probability that you won't leave home that day, if it's in the night, be ready for night vigil

5 You are not good at cooking

This phrase reminds me of the incident that ensued between a female-friend and i last year, i visited her on that faithful day and she served me jollof rice, to cut the long story short, i had to tell her that day that her food was not good.. .. .. you won't believe it, she still reminded about that statement few weeks ago, and told me how vexed she was the day i told her.. .. ..
NB: Even if you are about to die due to starvation, don't expect her to help you with anything edible

6 Are you on your period again?

Never try to make use of this phrase to an angry lady or one who is truly on her period. Have you ever seen a starving pitbull devouring its prey before? That's the same reaction she's gonna show you whenever you say that statement to her.
NB: Expect a resounding slap at anytime after making use of that statement to her

7 Continuous Okays

The same way some guys find this statement annoying while having an online convo with babes is the same way the ladies find it annoying while having a tete-a-tete with guys in reality. This phrase is more like telling them to say that nonsense they have to to say and shut the fvck up.. .. ..
NB: This statement might make a lady hate you for life!!!! Coz she will always feel humiliated around you

8 SHUT UP!

This statement is just as deadly as it sounds! I don't need to give a detailed explanation about it coz I'm sure most of us guys has used it in one way or the other to the feminine gender and we know what the outcome is always like
NB: Make sure you are with your swimming trunk coz she will definitely fill your room with gallons of tears

Feel free to add yours
Orijin101

Jacksparrow0712:
See them

2dice:
my keypad dey fail me

priscaoge:
9. You ain't good in bed/Romantic just like my Ex

He might be telling the truth tho

Twaci:

Emodeee:


Twaci, dis ur lips is good for mouth action.

Twaci:
Whareva

Shut up!!! Wahreva

Omavik:
lovely compilation Orijin,,atleast .this will make guys knw wat not to say to their partners in fierce scenarios...

Hehehehe....if we don't say those things what exactly do you want us to say?

Those are words that come out due to frustration or when it has become too much.

Sometimes it's out of reflex.

Una get una own for body too.

popeferd:
nice writeup OP. no just try use that... "Do your worst" where my cousin dey. she fit shook you knife...

Bros, your cousin temper go dey boil pass 200°c ooo

Orijin101:

Shut up!!! Wahreva

Orijin101:

Bros, your cousin temper go dey boil pass 200°c ooo

Twaci:
Thanks?