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Games Women Play by Pennah(m): 12:52pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
I thought I would spend this week just chilling
out,
reminiscing about the games men and women
play. But first, women! Women play games in
love and relationships. As a man, you need to
be at your best to figure out when the game
starts, the kind of game and the rules of the
game.
First, a joke
A man walked into a supermarket with his
zipper down. A lady walked up to him and said,
‘Your barracks door is open.’ He did not
understand her, so he went on his way looking
puzzled. When he was done shopping, a man
came up and said, ‘Your fly is open.’ He zipped
up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line
where the lady was who told him about his
‘barracks door.’ He was planning to have a little
fun with her. So, when he reached the counter
he said, ‘When you saw my barracks door open,
did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?’ The lady (naturally the smarter sex)
thought for a moment and said, ‘No, no, I didn’t.
All I saw was a disabled soldier sitting on a
couple of old duffel bags.’
The first time
Of course, she did not plan to spend the night
but she did! What was strange, however, was
that she asked to have a shower and wash her
knickers. She left the knickers on the window
sill to dry and came to bed naked. To a man,
this means open house and an invitation to the
house warming party! But, you still have to ask
nicely or you would
be denied.
However, if, for example, you refuse to take the
bait and force her to make another move, this
is what she would do. She would curl up and
pretend to sleep.
Then, sometime during the night, she would turn
over and accidentally put her leg across your
legs and her knee in your groin. A little later,
her hand will slam across your chest, waking
you up. An apology will follow but, of course,
she now has your attention. From stroking your
chest, she would move lower to the soldier now
standing at attention. The games women play!
Another joke
A man accidentally bumped his elbow into the
breast of a woman. He apologised, saying, ‘I
hope your heart is as soft as your breast.’ She
looked him over and replied, ‘Well, if your penis
is as hard as your elbow, I am in room 302.’
The move
Early on in the relationship, the girlfriend of one
of my mates came to stay for the weekend. We
noticed that she ‘forgot’ her pair of slippers and
makeup bag when she left. Guess what? It was
a prelude, as the next time she came, she
brought a suitcase and never left. She moved in
permanently, taking over the cooking, the
washing, gave regular sex and ran his entire
life. The games women play!
The marriage
After the marriage, my friend’s girlfriend started
making demands on him, stopped washing his
clothes, got a cook instead of cooking for him
and didn’t really put out regularly again.
All the ‘love’ appeared to become stale quite
quickly after the marriage. The game is not
funny if, after a few months of the marriage,
you discover that your ‘wife’ is pregnant for her
ex-boyfriend. But perhaps it’s better now than
after 14 grown children who all belong to the
ex!
The final joke
A woman wanted to know how her husband
would react if she left him. She decided to
write him
a letter saying she was tired of him and didn’t
want to live with him anymore. She then
climbed under the bed to hide until her husband
got home.
He came home and read it. After some silence,
he picked up the pen and added something to
the letter. Then he started to get changed,
singing and dancing while he did.
He grabbed his phone and dialled a number. His
wife listened from under the bed as he started
chatting with someone. “Hey babe, I’m just
changing clothes, then will join you,” he said.
“As for my wife, it finally dawned on her that I
was fooling around and left. It was wrong to
have married her; I wish you and me had met
earlier.”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from
under the bed to read what her husband had
written.
Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your
feet, you silly woman. I am going out to buy
bread.”
Women play games and cannot stop digging
holes for you to jump into. They test your
faithfulness and commitment all the time: using
lies, tricks, crocodile tears and emotional
baggage to take you
on a trip.
Once your guard is down and your soldier has
been beaten into submission, they start to wear
trousers around the house. 1 Like |
Re: Games Women Play by AfricanApple(f): 1:01pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
the last joke got me roflmao. women can be funny when it comes to testing their partners. |
Re: Games Women Play by yemstok(m): 1:19pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
interesting piece. 1 Like |
Re: Games Women Play by kelvinatkins(m): 1:47pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Why must they test their partners. Dem be Hypothesis wey dem wan test? |
Re: Games Women Play by drnoel: 5:11pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
its the hypocrisy of the whole love thing... |
Re: Games Women Play by Raymysterio(m): 6:08pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmm... |
Re: Games Women Play by Houseofglam7(f): 6:11pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Hmmmmmm..... Got me thinking what my next move should be. |
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