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tpia:

did you read my response to david at all?

I'm even uglier than you.

btw, hard for anyone to be uglier than david, but you won that prize. Us uglies should get together and smoke something.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Shoot. . .I find Eartha Kitt sexy 

show thyself, and our union might set nland on fire

Who cares?

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tpia:

not in our case.

some types of ugly no get cure, unfortunately.

Eartha kitt don die- you wan sex dead body?


"Our" union?

you seem to be a rapist as well as a rat poisoner.

I dont seem to recall agreeing to unionize with you.

na so you dey force your victims who you pretend are boy/girlfriends?

all these hard to get bizness sef. . .

u berra be warned, aloy. emeka looks like his name

I say make u come drink oyin, you dey do anyhow. shior

come jo

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tpia:

better go promote your rat poison.

If you want aloy emekraze- ie if you two dudes want each other- you dont need me as a go between. You're both adults walahi. wetin concern me.

awww. . u even gave him a pet name.

how so uncute.


tpia. . .Doyin is on your case now.

Ready or not, I am gonna get you and take it slowly

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tpia:

oooohhh, I'm shaking in my boots!!!!

Do yin and his gang of convicted criminals are coming after me!!!!

yeparipa!!!!!!!!!

wetin i go do ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


fear don catch me fa!!!!! Some lousy jobless vulgar Yoruba goons are on my case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where can I hide ohhhhhhhh- they have my photo, ip address, home address, village address, phone number, every where I fit go them go track me there!!!!!!!!!


ach Gott!!!!! I should have licked their stinking behinds!!!!!!!!

na wa oo. . .i have never had a victim display such dramatics before.

I knew you would be an experience the moment i set my mind on you. Haven't been disappointed so far

tpia:

oooohhh, I'm shaking in my boots!!!!

Do yin and his gang of convicted criminals are coming after me!!!!

yeparipa!!!!!!!!!

wetin i go do ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


fear don catch me fa!!!!! Some lousy jobless vulgar Yoruba goons are on my case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where can I hide ohhhhhhhh- they have my photo, ip address, home address, village address, phone number, every where I fit go them go track me there!!!!!!!!!


ach Gott!!!!! I should have licked their stinking behinds!!!!!!!!

.rotflmao

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tpia:


Christmas goat wey dey threaten others.

yes oo. . .tpia. I will gladly be your christmas goat.

slaughter me with ur animal passions

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tpia:



I'm not bestial like you.

abeg dont change the subject. You're gonna get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when where and how is the problem that's got me quaking in fear!!!!!!

I'm turning to a nervous wreck oh! Doyin and his gang of gay perverts are after me!!!!!!

OMG see what my big mouth has done oh!!

why cant I just be a good Nigerian Yoruba woman and kiss these guys behinds!!!!!

na wa oo. . .this lady is wholesomely mad 



I like 

I get it tpia. . .you want to fulfill a fantasy. You want to be taken unawares by a ''bad boy''

I will gladly be your bad boy. . .Drop your details in my mail box

See as railway crew derail thread completely.  

Wetin rat poison and animal passions and goat get to do with homosexuals storming national assembly?

Support equal rights (save marriage) for gay people and get the best out of them instead of ostracizing them.

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debo i just tire . . . fine thread don become a monstrosity. And na me una dey accuse of derailing threads o.  

tpia:

you like the thought of hearing my screams when you eventually get me, right?


Heeeeeee, I don enter trouble oh!!!!!! I offended the big jackasses on nairaland!!!!!!!

the movers and shakers!!!!! the Nigerian sacred cows VIPs who must not be questioned!!!!!

oh dear!!!

Na wa ooo. . . .this one don pass be careful sha

get a hold of yourself woman. . .I will spank you oo

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tpia:

Ah don enter do yin wahala!!!!!


people have been warning me to watch what I type on nairaland oh!!!!! why didnt I listen!!!!! Havent I learnt my lesson from past encounters with all these people who dont like me!!!!! I'm supposed to beg them nah!!!!!!

as davidylan and the rest of his vampires always say- nobody likes me so why do I keep offending all these ghouls nah!!!!!!

eeewo. . .I suspect I have perused the wrong anatomy

Tpia. . .no vex. I no do again

Save us from these Homos  

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tpia:

I still dey fear oh!!!!

I've offended do yin and his gang of fools!!!!!!!


I should try to be more submissive and worshippy like a good person!!! See wetin my mouth don cause!!!!

Idiots people are after me!!!!!

E ma gba mi oo. . .

My player days are truly over. . . .they don't make the women like they used to walahi

na wa o . . . people can keep grudges sha . . .

rotflmaooooooooooo. . . .I like this Tpia

A-40:

Save us from these Homos

You are saved

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davidylan:

na wa o . . . people can keep grudges sha . . .

but me i wasn't grudging na. . . and see all the trouble i got into

the lass is insane

i only called her a ratpoison seller

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tpia. . .no vex na

I recuse myself from all your issues. .

I leave you in the hands of aloy.emeka

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Ebony-Silk:

rotflmaooooooooooo. . . .I like this Tpia
You are saved

By who ooh?

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