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| A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Elsquidme(m): 8:35am On Jul 21, 2015 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC
TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond,branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form
a sexy Opaque surface area.
(2) Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,
Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take
her BF by Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5) Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element
like GUCCI combines with her at a high
temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry
for u!!
Assignment: give me @ least 2 more natures u
think about the element Gl....You are a scientist
try it 1 Like |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Nobody: 8:38am On Jul 21, 2015 |
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Phikom(m): 8:39am On Jul 21, 2015 |
bullshit... |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Houseofglam7(f): 8:39am On Jul 21, 2015 |
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Nobody: 8:39am On Jul 21, 2015 |
see me rushing to the thread with alacrity, op you no try... |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Nobody: 8:42am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Op, you forgot to add that the element has an extremely high affinity for money. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Pinocchioo(f): 8:42am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Lol, That your number 5 ehn, na you know |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by DamselH33(f): 9:03am On Jul 21, 2015 |
Funny |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Elsquidme(m): 8:48pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
any point you can add to it is allowable. |
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