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10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home by dhorlipizzu(m): 3:07pm On Jul 24, 2015
Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick you have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss  omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….



checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the  room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up

6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Freaky Friday so Feel free 2 add yours…lolz

(Enjoy the rest of your day)



Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy

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Re: 10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home by Blonchilli(m): 3:26pm On Jul 24, 2015
I think I've read this back in 2013 here... anyways undecided grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home by nerdfrost(m): 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2015
me sef don taya for this kian post. well sha its because it hasn't happened to me cheesy
Re: 10 Hilarious Things Most Guys Do When Expecting A Girl At Home by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jul 24, 2015
No go find better job for yourself @op

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