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Dude pls look for a gf whr u r and end dat rship. I bet u she's having fun here in Naija with ur hard earned bucks with Anoda nigga she prolly loves. Get out while u still can to avoid being hurt very much. If u were in Naija then it's no p, at least u go dey knack am akpako on top the money so u no go too lose and she will love u vry much as u now take her dad's responsibility. Use ur head.

My advice, invest only what you can spare and don't expect too much in return. Getting dat Pvssy or dxck or Wateva u like to get from d person is fine, not expecting shiiiit like marriage or long term commitments. No human being shud eva be trusted not to betray one 100%. If u like go borrow money say u dey give ur gf or even wife, when the sorrow comes she go collect Chioma ajunwa for ur side

Omo, this is the height of it mehn. I wonder how she lives with herself wen she sees her reflection in d mirror, or he she feels when she sees her old pics. I hope u Knw no mata wat u do now, u can Neva make heaven cos ur creator won't recognize his creature anymore; dats except u unbleach. Most girls dat do this really need psychological and mental help. Give urself a few yrs and u'll b regretting thr first day u rubbed that cream. May God help us all.

This is the most hilarious thread I've seen this year on NL. Bookmarked so I can hv a gud laff anytym I want. Thanks to the nigga who opened the thread. But come to think of it, thr's no proof dat the guy in the pic is dsame person as d OP.

arsetalks:
What you fail to understand is that someone who does no wrong in your eyes had all the power in the land and the support from the world over to bring to book the miscreants and their sponsors but failed woefully to do so.

lol, but who will b crredited with wiping out the BH boys? Isn't it dsame GEJ the current president? So how ha he failed woefully? Also note that terrorism exists evrywhr in the world, and nothing anyone can do to stop it really.

omode2:
I used to accuse we yorubas as not been business savvy like Igbos bt I now knw beta must of them front wt business bt underneath is crime. Bt d most worrisom is dt Igbos neva see anything wrong always defending crime as hustling.

Don't say u know better because ibos still are astounding businessmen, millions of them out there. Even if it's crime, it still hustle. After all most of the legendary rich Yoruba men of our tym got most of their wealth via ill means. Wether u stole govt money or sold govt properties to urself or thief nubu dat did drugs and even d glo guy dat laundered money all got wealthy thru illegitimate means. One person got caught, it's no biggie. There a millions of those guys out thr. It's hustle bro, not crime, u buy and u sell dats d definition of business. Note I condemned armed robbery and ritualism for money, drugs is buying and selling period!

IMO anything you do aside spilling blood or armed robbery is hustle mehn. After all we know of American n Colimbian drug lords who even after they were caught are still highly revered by their people. I'm proud to be ibo notwithstanding what the man has done. He was only hustling for his daily bread. Also note that many countries including USA and China make money from running drugs and even guns too. Stay here and be bashing the man, after 6 yrs he'll be out there flexing his hard earned bucks. Or do u think drugs is easy business? Igbo kwenu joor!

PDPmamapiss:
U R VERY SENTIMENTAL TO GEJ AND REGION OR TRIBAL THINGS. UR SUPPORT FOR SUBSIDY REMOVAL IS COS OF UR SENTIMENT ON GEJ OR PEOPLE OF SOUTH.
EVEN WICKED REGIME LIKE ABACHA, DIDN'T REMOVE SUBSIDY. IF U HAVE BEEN TO NIGER DELTA VILLAGES, U WILL KNOW THAT THE ONLY BENEFIT THE LOCALS GET FROM GOVT. IS SUBSIDY. ..... FORGET HOW MUCH THEY PAYING TOMPOLO AND DOKUBO; PEOPLE R SUFFERING IN THE VILLAGES.
INCREASE PUMP PRICE BY 10 NAIRA WILL LEAD TO 100 NAIRA INCREASE IN PRICE OF GOODS AND SERVICES.

mean pdp destroyed our refineries to create vacuum for oil contracts and subsidy scam as well as political empowerment to selected greedy few.

Senseless post

Vickybee:
I can't marry a Lawyer. They have time on hands to cheat, flex and form bossy husband.

I want a banker that would work 24/7 tirelessly and have time for only me.

Did u cal me? HR anyway. Don't even Knw anything about banking anymore

efilefun:
Great news, this shows we have a great leader in Buhari. Just being a president-elect and things are taking shape back. After the promise of giving terrorism a bloody nose and investigating the nigerian military, everybody is now fully awake to their responsibilities.

Yesterday the scam in NNPC was revealed and today the chibok girls are been found, patiently waiting for the next drama to unfold. seems alot of people are scared of losing their jobs and spending some quality years behind the bars.

God bless GMB
God bless PYO
God bless Nigeria

GMB is surely my Hero!!!!

Pls lord!!!

Mhizizzy:
So NA badguy sure pass

I will put dat in mind

Yes dear. U dint Knw b4 ni? U look kinda familiar, u schooled in UNN?

Hyped news. Sack always happens in dat industry. It's a normal thing just like promotion, so . This is no news.

[quote author=cordj2 post=12844545][/quote]Guy u make me dey laff like Mumu by 1 am u dey mad ni?

Proud of big bro Ikenna Christopher Okwara. Go out there an make us proud

If it were Nigerians, they wud just be making noise and twitter and social media instead of going out to fight for their rights. Some things can only be gotten via violence; fact! Now those imps will know their people are really angry.

My Girlfriend is way finer and sexier than this... Maybe she's a fire dancer on the bed dats why Wiz KID hold am tight.

Orijin101:
Lemme jez pretend as if i understand

woOoOow. . . Very hilarious

This guy sef. Funniest post so far

Xiadnat:
Oh yeah.......

I use to say dick size don't matter.....Na lie.


It matters plenty ooo. My rubber band is very tight and needs some serious loosening.

Gurlz....please stop lying. Tell the truth and shame the devil.

Ok....ok....albeit: if he can pull off in the bedroom regardless of size, then you can cut him some slack with the depth of his pocket.




*The gospel according to Xia.*
*covers face and runs outta thread*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......classic. Girl is crazy.

Not crazy but d truth. I like u already for ur undiluted truth.

maryjames9:
He has been a Sissy and puppet all these years. A man without balls who couldnt tame his wife from using power recklessly. He has been a failed Leader until Buhari was declared winner of presidential election. It was like a movie acted by Tony Umez, Genevieve and Tonto Dikeh when Poko a friend of Genevieve make her mad, married Tony Umez,Genevieve's husband. After 20 years of being under Poko's love spell, Tony Umez suddenly came to his senses and discovered the havock he has caused but this time around unlike in Nollywood, Nigeria has kicked Mr Jonathan out of power. It would take Buhari sometime to begin to correct the damage Jonathan has done to our security,unity,economy,power. He has just woken up from 6 years of self,Patience,FFK,Alison Maduekwe,NOI,Boko Haram,Stella-induced Slumber. Jonathan doesnt deserve to lead a country like Nigeria, may be SS and SE or a Classroom and even at that,he is inherently an ungifted leader

You obviously have low comprehension skills. I said with all his failings, which means he is not perfect. Ur soo negative minded. Do u not know the positives achieved by the present govt!!! If u don't then I guess my first post applies to u too. #Brainwashedbythemedia

Different strokes for different folks.

Times magazine is American so wat do u expect? Bunch of warped folks over there. Explains why ppl do all sorts of sh..it over there just to become "famous"

midolian:
oh pls shut it! GEJ is just back to his senses after a resounding defeat. EOD

hollow drum beating the chant change.

AlfaSeltzer:
Of course you are

Ur point? Small boys always showing themselves on nairaland.

jimi4us:
i just have the feeling that so many people won't make heaven

Starting with urself.

jimi4us:
i just have the feeling that so many people won't make heaven

Starting with u urself.

midolian:
For the first time ever, I commend GEJ too.

U've been blinded all the while by the media propaganda against him, masterminded by Thief.nubu. GEJ with all his failings remains the best GCFR Nigeria has ever had. Quote me anywhere!

Why always Sahara Reporters

AlfaSeltzer:
Nigerians are the target of violence attacks in SA but the new president-elect has decided that tending his cows is more important than Nigerian lives. Is it because it is not the lazy, murderous ones amongst us that are targeted in SA?

Each and everyday, a new reason to hate this stuppid country called Nigeria comes to
I believe that SA are targeting Igbos either with the tacit accord of the new government of with the knowledge that the incoming government will not mind at all.

I'm ibo but nna OP a n'ako OP

Ifetex:
Girls needs supricess
suprice ur girl this valentine, inroduce her 2 ur real girl friend

lwkmdh Wicked surprise!