.

Kk

sharp guy but ashawo na ur serious date

Dancing alingo..sharpbadguy ..typing..

#sharpguybut you dey chase girls while your mates are busy making money

#youbesharpguybut
Introvert and ladyP they beat you for FTC

#sharpguybut....this isn't making any sense!

....

#SharpGuyBut
...... DO U KNOW
1. Snails can sleep for 3
yrs without eating.
2. Male mosquitoes live
for as short as one
week while female
mosquitoes live for
about a month.
3. A crocodile can't stick
it's tongue out.
4. When u sneeze, your
heart stops for a few
seconds.
5. It is physically
impossible for pigs to
look
up into the sky.
6. Men can read smaller
prints than women.
Women can hear better
than men.
7. More than 50% of
people in the world
have never made or
receive a phone call.
8. If u sneezed too
hard, u can
fracture a rib.
9. Do u know that a
Dog's Life span is
7times faster than
that of a
human.meaning
if a human is 1year
old,a dog will be 7years
older...
10. Rats & horses can't
vomit.
11. Wearing headphones
for just an hour
will increase the
bacteria in your ear by
700
times.
12. You cant pronunce
the letter "P" without
seperating your lips.
13.In the course of an
average life time, u
would av eaten some
assorted insects
while sleeping.
14. Chewing gum while
peeling onion will
prevent u from crying.
15.House fly can only
live for 13days after
birth.
16. Have u notice,u cant
sneeze while
opening ur eyes...
17. It is practically
impossible to lick your
elbow.
18. Over 75% of
people who read
no.17 will try to lick
their elbow!!

Who will do #SharpGirl

foxxynik:
#sharpguybut....this isn't making any sense!

I tell you!

lolz

that last one though. sharpest guys no dey copy note.

#SharpGuyBut you dey show ur parents ur report card.

Ok....... let me join them.

#Sharpguybut nothing to say

Ghenghen.....Action film

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[quote author=ladyF post=36447202]Who will do #SharpGirl /quote]oya let us do!!!

ladyF:
Who will do #SharpGirl

#SharpGirl but u no knw say u be Side Chick.

#SharpGuyBut you are still the zonal chairman of friend zone

#SharpGuyBut you still think Lionel Messi is a female lion called Mercy

#SharpGuyBut I still be Sharp guy...

[quote author=iamkingzlee post=36452958]

#SharpGuyBut you are still the zonal chairman of friend zone

hahaha. nice one

this is actually funny, is some people's life that hard that they no longer see the funny side of things

lighten up murderfuckers

Now this his hilarious......

chai... #SharpGuyBut you cant find a lady to blow you.... i mean hand fan.. *covers face* *runs out of thread*

#sharpGuyBut your girlfriend still dey call you idiot and you dey laugh...

#SharpGuyBut u dey marol wit gucci belt, vessace trouser, Jordan's shirt but wit €mpty pooket

Pot make sound when u thief meat??

#sharpguybut you still say good evening ma when you receive ladies call in front of your girlfriend

Funny

sharp guy but your padi the lash your babe and go still hail you. chairman mi when e see you for road

sharp guy but your shit d flush once