STOLEN ADVICE - you can still learn something

"You add him on BBM
•He checks ur pictures.
•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
•He likes you
•He pinged you
•You reply, all excited, you'll want to hook up
•You set a date
•You dress up that Legging With NO UNDERWEAR
•You smell good
•You put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave
•He takes you for lunch
•He Takes you For Drinks
•You two have a good time
•He rubs your hand mildly
•Makes you laugh(all women love that) •Gives you looks and smiles
•You fall in love
•It's like you've known him forever
•He takes you to his apartment
•He makes you feel comfortable
•He lays you on his bed
•He rubs it gently
•Kiss you passionately
•Pulls your Leggings
•They're too tight but he manages to take them off
•You love his aggression, strength, power & you give in
•It feels good
•You know it's wrong, but it feels so good
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late
•You obey & don't disturb
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too
•He f**ked you
•He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water
•He helps you drink it ...Ohh man u feel special
•"He must be the one! " you think to yourself
•You'll get dressed
•He takes you to the taxi rank
•He kisses you on the cheek & say "I had a great time!"
•Gives you( # 1000naira )
•You smile & say "See you tomorrow babe."
•He stays silent
•Your taxi drives away
•In the taxi you can't stop smiling you get home & pinged him that you got home safe
•He reads, but doesn't reply
•It's unlike him, so you pinged him again
•He doesn't respond
•Minutes later you can't find him on your bbm list
•HE BLOCKED and DELETED YOU!!!
•Days, weeks, months passes by
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth
•You go to the clinic
•Get tested
•Minutes later...
•Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!"
•"HOW?" you don't understand
•Reality hits you
•You walk home, Scared, Confused
•You go to the train railway, you lay hopeless and emotionless
•You see the train coming nearer, you look into the sky & mumble a prayer
•That's the end of u
•Don't be that girl! Live well.
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#‎Stop‬ chasing material things...

Ok cool...buh if you can't abstain, use condom

Preach Not... It won't change Naada

I hate nollyhood romance movies. They are just too dumb!
You should try too add more action in the script.
like when the man grabbing her butt from behind b4 taking her to the room.............and others.

Anyway nice Movie!

Ok Thanks

Sassybae:
Ok cool...buh if you can't abstain, use condom

hmm...Not Gold-circle Oo..

Durex

2dice:
hmm...Not Gold-circle Oo..

Brb 2 comment

[quote author=Ibiyomee post=36664903]STOLEN ADVICE - you can still learn something

"You add him on BBM
•He checks ur pictures.
•He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI
•He likes you
•He pinged you
•You reply, all excited, you'll want to hook up
•You set a date
•You dress up that Legging With NO UNDERWEAR
•You smell good
•You put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave
•He takes you for lunch
•He Takes you For Drinks
•You two have a good time
•He rubs your hand mildly
•Makes you laugh(all wo

OP, dey talk frm Experience

2dice:
Preach Not...
It won't change Naada

Lol shutup already

Mtchwww...old joke

Sassybae:
Durex

Confirm..I heard the Vanilla flavour is de Best..
How true is that ?

Ok maybe you should use it, and see for yourself

2dice:
Confirm..I heard the Vanilla flavour is de Best..
How true is that ?

Sassybae:
Ok maybe you should use it, and see for yourself

lol...am under 6 ... Nne pls don't corrupt me

Why not tell me you still crawling

2dice:
lol...am under 6 ... Nne pls don't corrupt me

misspicy:
Mtchwww...old joke

got a new one in mind?

MhizDeedy:


Lol shutup already

somebody need real spanking Where is my koboko

MhizDeedy:


Lol shutup already

somebody need real spanking Where is my koboko

Sassybae:
Why not tell me you still crawling

well here in Venus... Under 6 do shIii... Most of guys haven't done

So you've not tasted punna before?

2dice:
well here in Venus... Under 6 do shIii... Most of guys haven't done

2dice:
somebody need real spanking
Where is my koboko

Shhhhh be quiet

Sassybae:
So you've not tasted punna before?

Tasted as in giving-Heads ...Not my Thing..

MhizDeedy:


Shhhhh be quiet

no respect for ya elders...how u wan take grow so... SMDeek for yor

2dice:
no respect for ya elders...how u wan take grow so...
SMDeek for yor

Lol keep shaking it ooh I pray it falls

Using your di*k nko?

2dice:
Tasted as in giving-Heads ...Not my Thing..

MhizDeedy:



Lol keep shaking it ooh I pray it falls

lol ... Common Stop thinking of my German-Machine

Sassybae:
Using your di*k nko?

Well my Oga@the top ........
Is about 920000 mic.seconds Virgin ..

2dice:
lol ... Common Stop thinking of my German-Machine

Lmao Bish where is it? I can see nothing

A YES or NO is what I want

2dice:
Well my Oga@the top ........
Is about 920000 mic.seconds Virgin ..

Sassybae:
A YES or NO is what I want

ok am a Virgin ...
YeS
YES...
Is she Happi now

how old are you...punna scarce for your area

2dice:
ok am a Virgin ...
YeS
YES...
Is she Happi now

MhizDeedy:


Lmao Bish where is it? I can see nothing

Muntula check your Mail...