Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

How come I am at the bottom of the list?

biina:

How come I am at the bottom of the list?

Nice one!!

Damn, are you for real

chai what about types of girlfriends now abi where is the girls version lets see nah

biina

biina:

How come I am at the bottom of the list?

you wish

nice, x

@poster

Which among these category does your boyfriend falls into

Dem, she must have been around the block

tngtech:

@poster

Which among these category does your boyfriend falls into

number 9

yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@poster,U failed to mention the 10th type of boyfriend which i fall into,Mr. Perfect-always does his things perfectly,a perfectionist,never nag,always there for u,faithful,fun to be with,very homely,a husband material,and every womans dream man. Advantages:he's always perfect disadvantage:never does nothin imperfect,and never takes BULL*SHIT

not so perfect still

tngtech:

@poster

Which among these category does your boyfriend falls into

sexyLeamon:

number 9

benjy if studio catch u apapa go reject u

Another example of man hating rubblish stop hating men, Poster i hate girls like you. Girls like you make guys call us gold diggers "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"" stupid girl

haba which one be transfer of aggression kip it cool it was all copy & paste

sexyLeamon:

number 9

@SEXYLEAMON,U CAN ONLY WISH.STOP READING MILLS AND BOOM.

charles316:

@SEXYLEAMON,U CAN ONLY WISH.STOP READING MILLS AND BOOM.

Lol. I second that.

d guy above me is btw 1 & 8

lomade u r no. 5

@romade,why did u say i'm not still perfect,"ogini kan mae" what have i done

tiniyata:

@poster,U failed to mention the 10th type of boyfriend which i fall into,Mr. Perfect-always does his things perfectly,a perfectionist,never nag,always there for u,faithful,fun to be with,very homely,a husband material,and every womans dream man. Advantages:he's always perfect disadvantage:never does nothin imperfect,and never takes BULL*SHIT

no one is perfect my dear anyway nice attitude keep at it!

charles316:

@SEXYLEAMON,U CAN ONLY WISH.STOP READING MILLS AND BOOM.

please be clear

Tranngirls:

Another example of man hating rubblish stop hating men, Poster i hate girls like you. Girls like you make guys call us gold diggers "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"" stupid girl

I wouldn't insult u, before I turn this topic into a 10 page of argument.

Ben20001:

romade:

benjy if studio catch u apapa go reject u

studio knows ben as my friend so all is well

yawns

@poster is a gold digger.come and have sex,not in my yacht

Nice one .
But that is not all, we still have a lot more other types of boy friends.

fubiluv:

Nice one .
But that is not all, we still have a lot more other types of boy friends.

so discuss

@ sexy leamon
seriously girl ,what were you thinking when you started this thread? Oh Thats right you weren't really thinking were you? ^{admit it!}  . you were like '' am in a bad mood right now so i'll log on to nairaland and dump this two-bit drivel  online just for a cheap thrill " . Can you say IMMATURE

P.S    if your current guy falls into the '' Mr Right" group as you claim , doesn't it make sense that you would be too busy having the time of ur life with him to dump this trashy post on NL ?   i think ur spending too much time in La La Land ,  wake up !!!

Tranngirls:

Another example of man hating rubblish stop hating men, Poster i hate girls like you. Girls like you make guys call us gold diggers "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"" silly girl

@ Tranngirls
Tell me about it !!! everty time i turn around  more of this childish crap[/b]turns up on NL but you know what don't waste ur energy being mad at her rather you might even want to shed a tear for her since she has told us that being a pampered Bleep BUDDY  on a private yacht is her idea of a perfect relationship ! 

*Filani dancing to the Lyrics of the song [b]Golddigger by Kanye West*

im all combined in one!!