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Please Read This!!! by HelpeeDeck(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2015
An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man (black), sitting in one corner.

He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except for that BLACK guy over there. The waiter collected the money and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African.

Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"

This infuriated the American. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"

The waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African.

When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African simply smiled at the American man and said, "Thank you!"

That made the American furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the waiter, "What is wrong with that black man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, and instead of becoming angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad?"

The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the "OWNER OF THIS RESTAURANT."

May our enemies work unknowingly in our favor.

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Re: Please Read This!!! by DuchessLily(f): 3:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
Amen ooo oooo oooooooo


Wow! Sense making write-up
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2015
AMEN oooo though i did nt read bt only saw d 1st comment.
Re: Please Read This!!! by DuchessLily(f): 3:59pm On Aug 08, 2015
softapples:
AMEN oooo though i did nt read bt only saw d 1st comment.

Lol... cheesy
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2015
DuchessLily:

Lol... cheesy
ha ha na so na, dis is what we call tapping of blessings
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2015
DuchessLily:

Lol... cheesy
ha ha na so na, dis is what we call tapping of blessings
Re: Please Read This!!! by Onemansquad(m): 4:08pm On Aug 08, 2015
grin grin the black man keeps thanking him while making his sales #Proudlyafrican
Re: Please Read This!!! by HelpeeDeck(m): 4:11pm On Aug 08, 2015
Onemansquad:
grin grin the black man keeps thanking him while making his sales
#Proudlyafrican

Yes Bro, Proudly African no matter where i am
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 6:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
Lovely write up... Thumbs up
Re: Please Read This!!! by HelpeeDeck(m): 8:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
jomile:
Lovely write up... Thumbs up

thanks the pretty one
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
HelpeeDeck:

thanks the pretty one
u r welcome
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 08, 2015
o make sense...
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2015
jomile:
u r welcome
d pretty one indeed...u luk gud.
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 08, 2015
justified19:
d pretty one indeed...u luk gud.
ooooh please stop am blushing already
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
jomile:
ooooh please stop am blushing already
I knw u hear dat often...u must be used to it by now
Re: Please Read This!!! by IamLEGEND1: 9:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
































SO WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AMEN AGAIN?
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
justified19:
I knw u hear dat often...u must be used to it by now
am hearing it from u for the first time grin
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 08, 2015
jomile:
am hearing it from u for the first time grin
dat is because we re talking for d first time...likely I repeat it ifwe get to talk anoda tym
Re: Please Read This!!! by Hormoniyi25(m): 10:54pm On Aug 08, 2015
Amen... so touching
Re: Please Read This!!! by therealdeal10: 11:46pm On Aug 08, 2015
Amen
9ice wan op
If na u form am den u smart
Re: Please Read This!!! by Brugo(m): 11:55pm On Aug 08, 2015
jomile:
ooooh please stop am blushing already

grin do you really want him to stop? Ladies.
Re: Please Read This!!! by Nobody: 4:33am On Aug 09, 2015
Brugo:

grin do you really want him to stop? Ladies.
Naaah I don't think so

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