, the long-legged quintessential beauty turned to him and smiled. The thrilled to his spine had left him weak so he was unable to smile back at her. He began to strip her with his eyes then suddenly he heard a noise, it sounded like a hungry lion that hasn't eaten for years.

It was trekkie the patient who thought he was Albert Einstein came back in the form of a donkey. Behind him was smile4kenn, the missing patient from Lagos hospital. He knew he must act now, fearing they would hurt the long-legged beauty.

" Nurse, nurse" he shouted to the top of his voice.

"Help, help, crazy man a come" he shouted again

No sooner the doctors and nurses came to his rescue. They gave both patients morphine to calm them down and took them away.

The long-legged beauty walked over to him, leaned against him and said

"You are my hero, there is no telling what those crazy men would have done"

He tried to look her in the eyes but his eyes kept falling back to her breast. She realized his eyes were feasting on her breast and was hoping he would

She became very annoyed that he was looking at her breast. Her hand reached for the small pistol in her hand bang. She shot his head 3 times. He died!

"So you love playing with guns" he asked with a smirk on his face "so what's the name of the game"

"what game" she asked licking her lips

"you know, you shoot me three times with water I play dead" he smiled biting his lips

"you are a naughty patient! let me sign your discharge paper and get you out of here she said pinching his legs
Just when she was about to leave the room, she turned around and said "How about we continue the game"

The private ward turned into a war zone. They were playing the game like they never did. She shot more water guns on him, and he threw pillows on her. He would dive her, and catch her. Squeezed both enormous looking ripe fruits she had on her chest. she could feel the enjoyment right inside her spine. she wanted more. she wanted him to hug her, squeeze her, suck the audibles on her chest.

They both rolled over each-other body. She wants to feel the strong armor between his legs, riding inside of her. In no time, she realized they were both in the hospital, her place of work. she suddenly stopped and grabbed her water gun to continue the casual play. Water in the gun finished, she poured more liquid into it. Shot him three times. He screamed, his body turned red. Blood rushing out from all over him. She had poured 100% acid into her gun mistakenly. He fell down and died!


_{beat it this time}

NO WAY!!!!!! Einstein cant be dead!!!! The Head scientist exclaimed. He summoned the nurse to his office.

What on earth were you doing playing with an acid gun? He asked.

So, so , sorry sir, I did not, not, know, , the nurse stammered.

Sharrrrrrrrrapp!! The scientist shouted. Now get out of my office.

While brooding all alone in his office, he thought strongly of what could be done. After some hours. He screamed YES!!!! i know what to do.

The next day , he placed a call to the Geriogian Neurological institutue.

By the next couple of weeks, plans were made to transplant the brain of Einstein to another living donor.

The operation was top secret as only a few individuals were aware of the project. After, a painstaking process involving series of experiments, the new Einstein opened his eyes and he was transported to a secret location for further study.


Unknown to the Scientists, the nurse who spilled acid on the first Einstein was a Secret spy of the KGB of Russia. The Russians did not want America to have such a formidable person as it could pose a threat to them.


So one faithful day as plans were being made to transport Einstein to the safe house,

The driver checked his wrist watch, it was 4am. He have been driving throughout the night so that he can quickly transport new Einstein to a safe place. The Russians had learn about the existence of Einstein. Russian wants him as their new human weapon. USA wants him so he can help them multiply their economy. England is interested in his existence because queen Eliza wants to take picture with him. Japan needs him because he can be a threat to their new technologies. Korea need him to help test their new nuclear weapon. And the nurse who had shot him with an acid gun, needs him. She is already in love

The driver parked by a Bay of the Red sea in the border of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. He need to sleep for a short while after driving for 14 hours. He slept. Einstein woke up, he was thirsty, hungry and kongi wan kill am. As he looked around to know where he was. He heard a knock on the door of the Van.

Bang! bang!!! bang!!!

three shots rang out. there at the door was man pointing a pistol at einstein's heart. but the bullets ricocheted and killed the attacker. unknown to him einstein was the new robo cop sent to fight the war in the middle east so he was now a cyborg and he has a metal endoskeleton under his flesh

Epi:

, the long-legged quintessential beauty turned to him and smiled. The thrilled to his spine had left him weak so he was unable to smile back at her. He began to strip her with his eyes then suddenly he heard a noise, [size=14pt]it sounded like a hungry lion that hasn't eaten for years.

It was trekkie the patient who thought he was Albert Einstein came back in the form of a donkey[/size]. Behind him was smile4kenn, the missing patient from Lagos hospital. He knew he must act now, fearing they would hurt the long-legged beauty.

i no bin see this one O. tres funny!

The cyborg turned around looking for how to get back to his planet. Where is my space ship he thought to himself?

he heard a beep, and with lightning fast reflexes he whipped out his hand and caught the watcher. it turned out to be a communicating device.
"einstein" a sharp voice rang out.
"this is ur commanding officer speaking"
the voice continued
"you will not come home yet;the planet u r on is in danger and u r d only one who can save earth. here are the details of ur new mission
these categories of trouble makers must be dealt with." i will expand the list over time. for now,
and with a whirring sound einstein dowloaded the list. his first target was,

the Notorious Terrorist Ogama din baden, wanted for bombings in the United states. The were recent threats that the white house was the next target.

The mission.
Infiltrate the enemy stronghold. destroy their weapons and eliminate Ogama.

Einstein smiled, This definitely was going to be interesting. But he knew that it wasnt going to be easy. He had to plan meticolously in other not to fail. But unknown to him, Ogama already had his sights on him and was planning to kill him.

One Hot afternoon, Einstein went to a weapon store to purchase what he needed for the mission. As he walked towards the font door, a bullet passed his ear and hit a nearby passerby. He did a double somersault and hid behind a Truck parked on the sidewalk.

Oh my God!!! Einstien exclaimed, they have got me.

Series of machine gun bullets richoted over him. He knew he had to do something fast,

As Einstein tried to escape, osama sent 3 rocket bomb into the store. Everything turned into ashes immediately. Einstein Died.

[size=5pt]Darn!! this is what happens when u let young men relieve their fantasies [/size]

Einstein found himself transported into the year 2029, , having just accelerated himself from the year 2009 with ogama and his hatred for the world. . . No time to sit and be sad for those who have lost their lives , this is the future, the world has moved on from ogama, the new threat to the world, are the Independent luscious women with tight butts wearing what could be termed as skinny leggings, shaking their backside in a jelly fashion!! These women rule the world, nothing and I mean nothing gets in between those honey gates in between their legs. Men have since moved on to mars, all effort to bring them back to earth is proving futile. This world indeed needs Einstein.

The mission if he chose to accept it is to tame these women, make them electrifying to the men in mars, and finally make them as Hot as pandas in preparation for their return . . . . . . .

HMMMMMMMMMM, This is going to be INTERESTING, Einstein mused. Me and all these beauties all for me,

Well, he couldnt enjoy all this alone. He remembered in horror the last few seconds where he saw those 3 rocket bombs coming towards him. he had just a split second to activate his Time travel capsule that broght him to 2029.

He wondered why they wanted him dead by all means. Intelligence reports had come to him that A man they call SMILE4KENN was behind all these assasination attempts. He just hoped he had died with the old world or else he was in trouble.

Now back to bussiness, hoe would he tame all these women. He could only imagine what made men run to Mars. Women and their troubles, their naggings, insatiable wants could make a man run mad. But how would life be without them around?? They add a sweetness that is indescribable, Hmmm, he felt some emotions stirring up in him already.

AS he sat thinking, Heard the whirring of a small plane overhead him. It shone its bright lights down at him


" Identify yourself,' A sopranic voice came out of the cockpit.

I am Einstein, Your Saviour. I am here to bring man back to earth.


After some silent 5 minutes, the plane gently landed and OH MY GOSH, the door opened and ,

Einstein watched the foot steps stepping out, He saw her. She was the one. Her Skin glittered like a fresh baked cake. The dirty and dusty smell of Mars waved away, he felt his nostrils were chewing the sweet scenting air. Einstein couldnt take his eyes off her. Her eyes, her lips, were all he cared for. To look into her eyes, kiss and lips. He wanted to grab her again like they did on earth in the hospital. She was the nurse. Yes, She is the nurse. He thought.

She ordered 6 virgins to give Einstein a bath before he could touch her. In the pool, a sweet looking 16 years old virgin scrubbed his chest. Another gently massaged his back with soap. The third virgin washed the thing under his legs. The other vigins washed his legs and hands. Einstein wished earth never existed and he was born this way.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwh" Einstein screamed. He couldnt imagine what happened. He tried, but he couldn't imagine if he creamed for joy or pain.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwh" He screamed again.

and she said 'Blood of Jesus'

She smiled in satisfaction as she watched him writhing in pleasure.

Einstein felt as though he could burst.

PLEASEEEEEEEEE STOP!!. he screamed.

Alright, ladies she raised her hand. I think he has had enough for now.

Now , to business, As you know, we the female folks have been in charge on earth since men left to Mars but our species are depleting rapidly. very soon, there would not be any females left on earth and that would be a disaster.
Now, i want you to be our emissary to Mars and convince the men to come back to earth.

Einstein replied, ' I will gladly oblige your request" but first i wqould like to rest here for a while before i embark on these journey.

No problem. I guess i have not told you my name. My name is Sheila and this is my assistant Medina. An Ebony pretty lady stepped forward and bowed. Einstein stared at those lovely eyes and she smiled back.

Sheila was enraged but she tried to control it.

Alright, now, Sheila said. You will be escorted to my chambers for the night.

Einstein wondered if he could cope with two jealous ladies,

l thought Einstein was a robot?
how the hell does IT feel pleasure?


in the middle of the night . . . Einstein killed the two women.


[size=40pt]THE END[/size]

brand new mercedez benz. The old school type. She picked a passenger on the way and he turned out to be Einstein,

Einstein was glad for the ride. He had been waitng for hours under the scorching sun, hoping for a free ride to where he was headed but noone seemed to have bothered until these sleek Mercedez pulled over.,,
Hmmm, he wore dark sunglasses & beneath it he surveyed the beauty who was driving. she couldnt be up to 30 years of age, pretty, he could make out the bra outline below the white blouse she was wearing. His eyes wondered down to the well tanned thighs. He felt emotions stirring,

For Christ sake, what was he doing thinking all these of a woman who was obviously married and was helping him out?/.

it turns out she was telepathic,

face flushed wit anger n shock,Einstein glares at her,respect my privacy,,

This sure is a rather strange lady. So she could actually read my thoughts, he mused.

Now, young man, where are you headed? She asked.

I am going to my girlfriends house, she is celebrating her birthday and i want to give her a surprise.

Thats nice, she said. i cant remember the last time my husband bought me anything for my birthday.

'So sorry'.

'Never mind'.

Shr drove silently for about 30 minutes and pulled over at a neighbourhood close to the theatre.

Thanks for the ride. Einstein said as he stepped out of the car.

You are welcome.

Einstein watvched as she drove away. Interesting lady,

He walked slowly towards the residence of his girlfriend. Everywhere was strangely silent.

He walked to the door and knocked,

guess who answered the door, the husband of the lady who just gave Eistein a ride. He warmly welcomed Eistein in, hurried upstairs to call Eistein's girl "Madam, Oga don come!"

what einstein did not know was that the woman and her husband were secret service agents who had been sent by the government to keep an eye on him. he heard footsteps coming down the stairs

BANG! BANG! BANG!
silence

*suicidal note found next to Eistein and madam oga*

[size=58pt]THE END[/size]

After these messages. we'll be right back.

messages

CSI lagos investigators came quickly to the scene. they discovered after dusting for prints and comparing dental records that it was the telepathic woman's husband that was shot in error. einstein escaped

messages

After his escape he ran, weaving through traffic. Einstein could not remember who he was or why he was running. All he knew is his cheeks hurt from the slaps.