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| My Ideal Future Partner by asunmoGGMU(m): 6:18pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
When I shall be on the look out for my future partner. These are the qualities she needs to possess before we tie the knot. 1. She should be a Manchester United fan or be ready to be one cos when it is time to watch United, I don't want to hear stories like 'African Magic please'. 2. None of her parents should like Looserfool and Citeh 3. Old trafford should be her Dream Land. 4. All the household equipments shall be Manchester United branded. 5. Our future kids shall learn how to spell "Manchester United F.C" before being grounded in Alphabet recitation. 6. Her favorite colour should be Manchester United COLOURS. 7. Anything with the colour BLUE (either sky or deep) shall be use in the toilet. 8. Manchester United anthem shall be our house anthem. 9. The theme of Manchester United anthem shall be use as the RINGTONE, CALLER RINGTONE and ALARM of every phone in the house. 10. Every lose for Manchester united is tantamount to 3 days fasting and Prayers for the team. |
| Re: My Ideal Future Partner by SUGARBEE(f): 6:20pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Lol.. You a football sadist [size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size] |
| Re: My Ideal Future Partner by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
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| Re: My Ideal Future Partner by adonbilivit: 6:27pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
no girl wants to marry a red DEVIL. 1 Like |
| Re: My Ideal Future Partner by asunmoGGMU(m): 6:38pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
adonbilivit: Says who? |
| Re: My Ideal Future Partner by BB12(f): 8:11pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Well, it appears you'll die single  1 Like |
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