Feel free to confess ur sins against ur spouse or bf/gf here, be it adultery, cheating (in the case of gf/bf), theft, lookery, touchery, masturbation, porn watching, lying and even murder. pls remember that all have sinned

Of what use would it be?

Take da lead Woodpecker!

And what is wrong with 'lookery'??

and if we confess our sins, who will absolve it?

are u a rabbi or a priest?

'touchery', 'lookery' . . . where did you get these words from?

'touchery', 'lookery' . . . where did you get these words from?

From his acts.

well i guess i have sinned already by reading ur post.

the only sin i have committed was 'pursuery' a lady, 'toastery' her and she did not 'acceptery'. so i went 'homery' & 'weptery'

there a priest in the house talk to him

Yall are yet to konfesz!

lol

Moyola:

Yall are yet to konfesz!

I confess i fear moyola is stalking me. Just look at her profile pix, i'm currently in one of those buildings

Genuine:

I confess i fear moyola is stalking me.

Yu r now on da list! so watch it!!

Genuine:

Just look at her profile pix, i'm currently in one of those buildings

Uhmmmmmn!! yu wish!! oya, which of d buildinz?

Moyola:

Uhmmmmmn!! yu wish!! oya, which of d buildinz?

Your picture is not telling the truth because the tallest one is not the tallest in real life. I'm in the tallest building in london

dunno d tallest buildin in lndn?
Which buildin? talk mahn!

No clues, u cant stalk me if u dont know

Yeah, yeah whurevaaa!
Yu still gon get stalked by moi
hia on nland!! pbbbbttt!!

Lol
Talk, talk, talk.
No action, no action, no action.
Lol

Yeah, Yeah whurevaa!
Yu may say whurevaa!
M still gona stalk ya!
I bet yu can do dhiz  pbbbbtt!!     [size=4pt] _{Lawwd 've mercy on mii!} [/size]

wo enu e
i will pinch it for u now

Lyk yur mouth!
Ma ge e jee l'aiye e oni 4get !

Na there your power finish

Mine's long i confess for
1.being so tribalistic and a bloody bigot especially towards the easterners
2.smoking and drinking.
3.the thought of killing someone cuz i hated him
4.lastly Conspiracy of Silence this is my greatest sin.

Genuine:

Na there your power finish

Finish ke?! oti o!
_{Mo ri ziggy e o!! Ma show e pepper!!}

Pepper ko, sugar ni iwo? o oni she anything

I wanna pour chocolate all over his body and lick it off, that is probably the dirtiest thing I've ever submitted here

ok, i am outta here, have to be at L'cole for 12pm

epi:

I wanna pour chocolate all over his body and lick it off, that is probably the dirtiest thing I've ever submitted here

ok, i am outta here, have to be at L'cole for 12:30pm

oops!!4got to post the source just in case y'all thinking


http://www.experienceproject.com/confessions.php?reaction=funny

I'm 'Pure'. . .

moyola and genuine dont u the house of love? abeg jo if una no wan confess una luv sins make i 4give u then carry ya wahala comot

the only sin i have committed was 'pursuery' a lady, 'toastery' her and she did not 'acceptery'. so i went 'homery' & 'weptery'

LOL!

@OP afta the confession, what next?

Genuine:

Pepper ko, sugar ni iwo? o oni she anything

Oun dare me abi?! 'till yhu cum onlyn!

Woodpecker:

moyola and genuine dont u the house of love? abeg jo if una no wan confess una luv sins make i 4give u then carry ya wahala comot

Uhmmn!!. . . .