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Chaiii i cant forget in a hurray d day i was chased by a lunatic dog in ma hood and i eventually got bitten on ma bombom. I held that spot till i got home and i was taken to hospital

This is what happened

i remember the day i was chased by i dog... that was in my final year in school.... i went out to buy fish to come and cook MTN rice for me and my guys when this hungry dogs was passing me, and smelt the fish it had to chase me for it, i ran into my compound, and in the compound it was just we students that lived there

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me.
Not the other way round.

lol its depends on the type of dog....trust me if u meet a pitbull ur story will change forecer

ok..
So i went to visit a neighbour.. and normally the dog in their compound is chained.
Immediately i stepped into the compound i realised the dog was unchained. I halted and turned back immediately but not before noticing that the dog was already coming after me.
Adrenaline kicked it and i immediately took to my heels but a fraction of a second later, i was like, If i keep running this dog go pursue me round this street and spoil my reps.
So i decided i was gonno face the dog squarely. I then stood and was waiting for the dog to emerge from the bend ( Yes o!! my intention was to fight the dog)
Funniest shit happened.. dog emerges in full speed, sees me standing waiting for it, then screeched, turned back and went back inside the compound.

Reading comment,can't stop laughing ;DReading comment,can't stop laughing

I once ran away from a dog and the dog took to his heels for me too, so we ran away from each other

Some comments here got me loling big time.Had two experiences.One at my uncle's house.The other in my area.Na those days I know say I sabi run.

Hawlahscho

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me. Not the other way round.

Alhaja Coli



Av u heard of digbolugi?

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me. Not the other way round.

Alhaja Coli



Av u heard of digbolugi?

K

Dogs no dey smile o

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me.
Not the other way round.

for your mind now

Dottore:
Hope there are Calabaris here

ar u frm rivers

I think i was 10years old when i got chased by a Dog, i wanted to buy a biscuit then '' Coster biscuit'' those days the quantity of the biscuit do vary from each other some might be 7 while some might be 6 , there was an old woman in front of my house selling it but its not up to 7 so i left my house and i went to a different shop to get the one of 7 on my way back home i was happy so i started jogging then i got chased by a crazy Dog i ran away but i fell down ...... Could you believe the Dog ate my biscuit and left that day i cried like shit!!! i had a bruise in my left leg lol.......

In Lagos when I was in pry3 and went to pickup my lil sis from school she was in nursery2.

There was this compound that had many dogs near her school. I used to pick up stones that I will use to stone them through the gate bars. So any time they saw me they will start barking.

On this day after picking her on the way home. As usual I had my stones to stone them. They started barking but I was used to that I approached without any fear then the unthinkable happened. Somehow one of the dogs managed to come out then another one and started coming towards me and my lil sis. There was a gutter across the road with a fence behind the gutter. How I managed to jump across the gutter with my lil sis still baffels me today. The dogs after waiting for sometime left.

After that day I never took that road again.

Those days we walk with stones in our pockets

Seun:
I've never been chased by a dog. When I see a scary dog, my instinctive reaction is to freeze and look away, not to run. This hasn't failed yet.

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me. Not the other way round.

You be WAREWOLVE

RobinHez:
As a kid, I was always scared of dogs! They looked so scary gosh, I always avoided them.

But this fateful day, I was to discover myself. Mum sent me out to buy some stuff from the other street. On my way back, I heard the "bark, bark" from behind... Looking back, I saw a ferocious looking beast staring at me.

Ómo na dat day I know say I fit run pass Usain Bolt! I ran to the extent, I couldn't feel my feets touching the ground, and people who witnessed it claimed that, they couldn't see my legs (I knw they were joking sha )
Like say that one no reach, I fell into a shallow grave losing #500 and my kito slippers in the process

After that experience, I had to man up to animals in general!

Thank you!

you can lie sha. Was #500 in circulation then?

d day i entered a frend's compound nd already 4gotten dey've got abt 4 german sherpherd, omo see u're under arrest...(no know wen my body dey handcuff himsef)

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me.
Not the other way round.

U dey chop dog ne?

Seun:
I've never been chased by a dog. When I see a scary dog, my instinctive reaction is to freeze and look away, not to run. This hasn't failed yet.

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Please..............................

dogs don't chase me before I run.
I was born to run.
I run from dogs, cockroaches, lizards, rats, cats, women, and other related Items.
I run in temples, railways, churches, houses, mosques, And other related items.

I am teempakguy.

Captainswag225:
stop derailing.

Look bro, stay on your lane... don't cross over to mine.

This happened to me while i was running to the Mosque so i wouldn't miss the morning prayers.Not knowing i ran past lying dogs,about four of them i guess,then this startled them and they sprang after me chasing me all the way to the Mosque.Then they turned back.I nearly sh*t my pants that day but had my revenge when their squad leader was mating with a dog called puppy.I pursued it with sticks for almost 15 minutes because it could not get his d*ck out

been chased by dogs like multiple times but never been caught by one or bitten by one.... been chased by dogs like multiple times but never been caught by one or bitten by one....

Chased once by a wild dog that was far bck 2004 I ran as if I was propelled by rocket fuel. Jumped one grand ma's half wall and crash landed beside her soup pot.

dogs don't chase me...I chase them...am a dog owner