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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by rildwanullahi(m): 11:36pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Mine was when I wanted to do my walimatt ( Muslim school graduation ). I was going to my Alfa house on the eve of the ceremony for final preparation, I came across a dog that met me at a corner, it barked and growled but I just stepped back and almost fell had to use the touch with me for defense by putting it in its mouth 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 11:36pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
awesomesossy:ROFL!!!I was the one. So it was u, never knew I will get u on nairaland Soso. 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Donbasi(m): 11:40pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
My story is simple 13 Likes
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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by FactsTruths: 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta: You be real Character. Where've you been ma'am? |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Ramos16(m): 11:46pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Seun:ogbeni, that one na local dog, german shephards, rots or cocasian, no go work oh, the size of cocasian seff dex enof to kill you, they hardly bark only action na him them know. Pls use that ur practice 4 only local dogs 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Jbond(m): 11:48pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Seun:Not true, sometimes you freeze and they still attack you. My encounter with dogs as a kid was always terrible, the first was wen I was in primary sch, was sent on an errand one evening nd the dog was lurking around a dark street, it started barking when it saw me nd I stopped and freezed, instead it ran up to me from behind and clinched my leg with its canine before I then took off, my mom raked the owner of the dog and nearly hammered somebody that day, till today the scars are still on my leg. Another was when my friend told me to hold the chain of his dog because I was tryin to bring myself to love dogs, immediately I held the chain the dog pounced on me and I took off, after it tore the tshirt I was wearing. The last encounter was when I went to see my godmother when I was in secondary school, the dog was in front of her house so I could not go in, luckily for me (that's what I felt), three men came to see her too, so they entered one after the other and the dog sat there watching, while I was about entering as the last person the dog just sprang up like the devil itself and chased me, while I was running I hit my head at the edge of a door and that's when the dog stopped chasing me, when I got outside I discovered I had a deep cut on my fore head and blood was gushing out like a spring, I dis-godmothered that lady that very day, till today that scar is still on my forehead. Still on still I'm still planning on getting a dog someday. 5 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 11:48pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta: |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 11:51pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by RobinHez(m): 11:53pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
OLUJOSHINS:guy e no funny dat day o 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 11:55pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Seun: it also worked for me. but I had shed lots of tears before realising this trick. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Ramos16(m): 11:58pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
princealexndre:guys be like 'dogs dont chase me', i pity them they never jamb, especially this dog in my street several years ago called Lexi, one of the biggest fastest dogs i have come across, even the owners no dare force lexi do anything, the dog does exactly what it wants, if the owner needs it inside the cage, only water can make lexi go in, only water 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 11:59pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Omotayor123: I was going to school (primary school) but I no send. I was ready to freeze till closing time. it was either I "freezed" or I cried (I was not too courageous in those days) |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 12:04am On Aug 31, 2015 |
megawax8: guy please don't kill me with laughter here oooo |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Ibime(m): 12:09am On Aug 31, 2015 |
I have been charged at by 5 crazy dogs whose owner kept them locked in a cage all year round and let them out once a month to terrorise the neighbourhood These are the craziest, most aggressive dogs you'll ever meet in your life. One day I was coming back from an errand and as I entered the gate the 5 dogs charged at me with the whole neighbourhood screaming at me to climb a tree, but it was too late. I was dead meat! Somehow the idea entered my mind to start grabbing handfuls of sand off the ground and throwing at them. For some reason it worked, they got scared and backed off just long enough for me to scamper up the closest calabash tree. I for die that day. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by leahcimzil: 12:12am On Aug 31, 2015 |
chinnyonwu:haha if you try that one with my dog eh, you won't live to tell the tale 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by TITOBIGZ(m): 12:25am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Gofwane:guy you don kill me wit lafta here 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 12:27am On Aug 31, 2015 |
blackmantis: U deserved what U got. E just pain me say Ur innocent sis had to pay for Ur sins. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 12:30am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Teempakguy: 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by detunj: 12:34am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Seun:laughing in swahili you never see crazy dogs I was only passing by in front of a house....then I saw this big hairy dog barking at me and running towards me....na God save me that day So you are telling me you will wait for that kind dog......I pity you 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 12:37am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Swaggzkid: live & let live |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by OLUJOSHINS(m): 12:40am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Midehi: wicked girl. U could have stood by her |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by NZAN(m): 12:50am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Hmm ....at the northen part of Cross River state where I grew up...I can't recall the numbers of time I have ran from Dogs.....I mean dogs of all sizes and type either stationary or in motion...infact anything doglike give me goose bumps and that reflex to flee at their sight......but fast forward to now in calabar...everything done change...even dog the see me run...them de see us as terrorist...we de see dem as pepper soup...o poor creature...sometimes I put myself in their shoes...anyway...they where born at the wrong site of earth. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Ilekeh(f): 12:51am On Aug 31, 2015 |
No, I've been chased by a stray cat once. Not a fun experience at the age 12. I don't even want to recall it. OMFG, I love cats, but angry/hungry ones are demonic. 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by GeraldSima(m): 1:13am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Dogs instively behave lik wolfs...... Thr re sum inherent behaviour dey exhibit........ Best tin to do 2 avoid being chased by a dog is nvr 2 trigger one in itsef....... "Nvr run out of fear"! Cos once u do, it jst prob might b too late........ Cannines behave funny atimes.... Here-in re sum tips dat can cld b helpful in preventin an attack or a chase: 1. Lookin away; nvr gaze in2 a dogs eyes! Its lik tryin 2 challenge dem in2 a wrestling contest, most esp males cos of their perceived territorial instincts...... 2. If d dog is approachin or running 2wards u, d best stance evr is 2 squat..... Dat way, d dog sees u as being submissive! Most dogs wld hardly evr attack sum1 in dis submissive stance, except its rabid or berserk... For thos who can't squat out of fear, wave an handkerchief in d air if u hv 1 as dat wld distract d dog nd get d attention of d dog b4 d owner coms handy. 3. Try 2 b calm no matter wat...... Cannines re gud at reading once countenance. Jst try nd act normal....... 4..Howl or whin lik a dog, for thos of u who dnt knw wat I mean, try cryin lik a dog or pup........ It works magic! It gets d dog al confused, a normal dog wld jst stare at u in amazement.. An extremely aggressive dog might evn end up barkin at u at a distance! 5. If d dog approaches u nd try's sniffin ur body, trust me, u're out of danger, bt note, pls nvr touch d dog or pat d dog on its head or in any othr part whatsoevr cos u stil hvnt earned its trust yet, u cld get beaten.. Jst wait until d dog turns away after pickin ur scent, most tyms dey jst walk away, then u can quietly leave as well.... 6. Pls if d dog defy's all dis tips nd u stil probably got attacked...... Pls as weird as it might sound, defend ursef nd fight bck gallantly......makin use of any available weapon around u; Stick or metal wld do...nd try as mch as possible nvr 2 fall down no matter wat, Pitbulls re known 2 go 4 d neck instinctly wen their victim is down..... Nd u probably put ursef at a vry fatal risk wen u re down.... A bite on d neck cld render serious damages 2 major veins nd arteries, nd one cld bleed 2 death..... They cld evn bite nd lock on once neck thereby suffocatin their victims... 7. If u hv an exit, pls use it asap..... Even if it means scaling a fence or climbin a tree cos d dog after u sef might nt b normal...... A ribid dog acts irrationally cos rabies affects d nervous system xo badly... Try tips 1-6 only wen u knw u can't access an exit cos of d proximty of d dog 2 u.... Prob u might nt evn hv d luxury of gettin 2 an exit b4 d dog pounces on u........ Hmmm if eventualy u get beaten, oooops pls seek 4 medical attention nd confront d owner wit d health/vaccination records of d dog... Dogs re given anti rabies injection annualy...... Xo if u get beaten by a wel vaccinted dog, it mks it relatively cheaper cos u might nt evn hv 2 tk an Anti rabies inj, evn if u hv 2 do..... Might prob b a single nd nt a repeated or multiple dose...... (I hope dis helps a bit sha........ Goodluck !) 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by sam90s(m): 1:16am On Aug 31, 2015 |
RobinHez: So you sef wear Kito |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Drahmah: 1:25am On Aug 31, 2015 |
I've been chased by too many dogs (different breeds), so i don't know where to start. However, I'll tell a funny story about a man (a plumber) who had an encounter to remember back in the day. We lived in a compound of two bungalows, i and my family in one, and a neighbor and his family in the other. We (my family) had a dog named 'Kimbo', a dog that was hated and feared by all in the neighborhood because he was mean. There was this one time our neighbor had issues with his water tank, so he called a plumber to come to the house, and help fix it (our neighbor was at work). The man (plumber) came, but rather than wait outside and confirm that kimbo was on a leash, he just came right in to do his work. Luckily for him, kimbo was asleep (or not) when he stepped in, so he got right to work on the bad tank. I was inside, seeing a movie, when i heard the dog barking. I stepped out to see what was up, and i saw the funniest scene ever. Kimbo had broken his chain, and The 'brave' plumber was inside the tank, struggling to cover it with it's lid--- while shouting, 'jimbo', 'jimbo', jimbo'. I quickly walked to the scene, and took kimbo back into his house. The man later came out of the tank, and was dripping with sweat. It was a funny experience for me, and i and my siblings still laugh about it every time we remember it. Kimbo got old, and died. 3 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by lepasharon(f): 1:40am On Aug 31, 2015 |
Ilekeh: lol only a cat..was it black or what? |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Ilekeh(f): 1:42am On Aug 31, 2015 |
lepasharon: It was a stray, hungry cat. I had food on me. |
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