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Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 2:06pm On Sep 19, 2015
It's very economical - as a guy u need not spend any money taking anybody to eatery cos sometimes u take a gal to the eatery at the end of the day no show

U dnt need a condom- u no dey fear sey u go get belle or give gal belle, and also u no dey fear sey u go catch disease


U can imagine any gal/boy as the person u're banging when masturbating

U can do it anywhere

U can do it anytime


Ur orgasm na sure banker

U're not scared any one will leave u cos they've slept u dat's if u're a gal


It's reduces the level at which konji harrasses u

It reduses the sensitivity of ur penis as a guy hence helping u last longer when fvckn a gal

As a gal u don't feel used after doing it

It helps u sleep when u're done

U can find solace in it when ur partner is far from reach



Feel free to add urs,the space is urs, meanwhile happy masturbation in advance and in arrears . Cheers.


Let he/ she who has neva masturbated before be the first to show how hypocritical he/she can be to bash me, then u go tell me how u take know wetin be masturbation and wetin carry u come here
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Cutehector(m): 2:09pm On Sep 19, 2015
Chai. cry

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 2:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
It's very economical - as a guy u need not spend any money taking anybody to eatery cos sometimes u take a gal to the eatery at the end of the day no show

U dnt need a condom- u no dey fear sey u go get belle or give gal belle, and also u no dey fear sey u go catch disease


U can imagine any gal/boy as the person u're banging when masturbating

U can do it anywhere

U can do it anytime


Ur orgasm na sure banker

U're not scared any one will leave u cos they've slept u dat's if u're a gal


It's reduces the level at which konji harrasses u

It reduses the sensitivity of ur penis as a guy hence helping u last longer when fvckn a gal

As a gal u don't feel used after doing it

It helps u sleep when u're done

U can find solace in it when ur partner is far from reach



Feel free to add urs,the space is urs, meanwhile happy masturbation in advance and in arrears . Cheers
BullCrap angry

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by lekjons(m): 2:11pm On Sep 19, 2015
chai!!.. end-time pikin.

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 2:12pm On Sep 19, 2015
quiinnBee:
BullCrap angry
mumu who asked for ur opinion?
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 2:14pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
mumu who asked for ur opinion?
last time i checked its a public forum.So i can comment on any post i want.you halfwit
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by dharay99: 2:15pm On Sep 19, 2015
if yhu av conscience &
yhu fear The One Who created yhu.


Yhu wunt telme ds crap daht
masturbation is qood...
Neeeeeeexxxxxx†.!

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 2:15pm On Sep 19, 2015
sad

I was giving 'sensibility' a last shot from this quarters, finally inconsolably disenchanted . Too bad !
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 2:24pm On Sep 19, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
sad

I was giving 'sensibility' a last shot from this quarters, finally inconsolably disenchanted . Too bad !
werey

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Sandydayz(f): 2:26pm On Sep 19, 2015
Wow.... Nairaland grin
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by missmary(f): 2:36pm On Sep 19, 2015
grin Even Cutehector no see something talk... I wonder how some people brainclock dey tick... Na anticlockwise this one be.. cool

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Cutehector(m): 2:48pm On Sep 19, 2015
missmary:
grin Even Cute hector no see something talk... I wonder how some people brainclock dey tick... Na anticlockwise this one be.. cool
lmao mary u won't understand.. A lot of people are using my words against me in nairaland and its just too annoyin.. Am tryna watch the things I post here sha...
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 2:54pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
werey
Nie
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 3:10pm On Sep 19, 2015
missmary:
grin Even Cutehector no see something talk... I wonder how some people brainclock dey tick... Na anticlockwise this one be.. cool
undecided
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by 5minsmadness: 3:17pm On Sep 19, 2015
It prevents against blue-ball syndrome.
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2015
dharay99:
if yhu av conscience &
yhu fear The One Who created yhu.


Yhu wunt telme ds crap daht
masturbation is qood...
Neeeeeeexxxxxx†.!
HYPOCRITE-Sex outside marriage is good shay b??
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2015
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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by dharay99: 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2015
markmira:

HYPOCRITE-Sex outside marriage is good shay b??

dumbo, show me where I
mentioned daht trash u jez posted.

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2015
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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by ModiKen(m): 3:38pm On Sep 19, 2015
For guys* you would never be involved in any case of rape or the likes.

Your imagination belongs to you and you alone.

You can fvck any babe you like using ur imagination; no consequences attached. grin

BTW, I heard girls fantasize that they are been ganged raped by like 7 guys but would never discuss such a topic in the real world let alone wish it happens to them..... ladies is that true?
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 3:47pm On Sep 19, 2015
ModiKen:
For guys* you would never be involved in any case of rape or the likes.

Your imagination belongs to you and you alone.

You can fvck any babe you like using ur imagination; no consequences attached. grin

BTW, I heard girls fantasize that they are been ganged raped by like 7 guys but would never discuss such a topic in the real world let alone wish it happens to them..... ladies is that true?
tell me more I'm all ears
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 3:51pm On Sep 19, 2015
See dis mumu miss mary she's been viewing dis thread since smh hypocritical bi*tch, she has so masturbated that her clitoriis is hanging loosely in her va*gina area any little touch again it'll cut off totally
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao mary u won't understand.. A lot of people are using my words against me in nairaland and its just too annoyin.. Am tryna watch the things I post here sha...
U Beta watch it! undecided
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:59pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
See dis mumu miss mary she's been viewing dis thread since smh hypocritical bi*tch, she has so masturbated that her clitoris is hanging loosely in her va*gina area any little touch again it'll cut off totally
why u insult my boo? btw, i luv dis thread grin *Grabs a vaseline and do da necessary grin *

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 3:59pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
It's very economical - as a guy u need not spend any money taking anybody to eatery cos sometimes u take a gal to the eatery at the end of the day no show

U dnt need a condom- u no dey fear sey u go get belle or give gal belle, and also u no dey fear sey u go catch disease


U can imagine any gal/boy as the person u're banging when masturbating

U can do it anywhere

U can do it anytime


Ur orgasm na sure banker

U're not scared any one will leave u cos they've slept u dat's if u're a gal


It's reduces the level at which konji harrasses u

It reduses the sensitivity of ur penis as a guy hence helping u last longer when fvckn a gal

As a gal u don't feel used after doing it

It helps u sleep when u're done

U can find solace in it when ur partner is far from reach



Feel free to add urs,the space is urs, meanwhile happy masturbation in advance and in arrears . Cheers.


Let he/ she who has neva masturbated before be the first to show how hypocritical he/she can be to bash me, then u go tell me how u take know wetin be masturbation and wetin carry u come here

Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Cutehector(m): 4:09pm On Sep 19, 2015
Durent:
U Beta watch it! undecided
so d mods hav finaly unbanned u, nw u hav d balls to quote me... Seems u want another lenghty ban dis tym around.
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 4:13pm On Sep 19, 2015
Durent:
why u insult my boo? btw, i luv dis thread grin *Grabs a vaseline and do da necessary grin *
my broda pls do da needful, may the lord comfort u
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by jonaifame22(m): 4:14pm On Sep 19, 2015
[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=38172715][/quote]hahahahahahahaha, my brother stand up oooooo
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 4:16pm On Sep 19, 2015
Cutehector:
so d mods hav finaly unbanned u, nw u hav d balls to quote me... Seems u want another lenghty ban dis tym around.
U are trashy morafvcka, lets see how u'll manage ur self on NL now dat am bak.. and planning to ban me again is jst a waste of energy, pig!
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 4:18pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
my broda pls do da needful, may the lord comfort u
Amen grin
Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by missmary(f): 4:25pm On Sep 19, 2015
jonaifame22:
See dis mumu miss mary she's been viewing dis thread since smh hypocritical bi*tch, she has so masturbated that her clitoriis is hanging loosely in her va*gina area any little touch again it'll cut off totally

jonaifame22:
See dis mumu miss mary she's been viewing dis thread since smh hypocritical bi*tch, she has so masturbated that her clitoriis is hanging loosely in her va*gina area any little touch again it'll cut off totally

grin Niggy Not everyone is like you... If you like fucking yourself am not judging you but don't drag me into your ish... I don't masturbate

QMA

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Re: Reasons Why Masturbation Is Good For You by Nobody: 4:29pm On Sep 19, 2015
dharay99:

dumbo, show me where I mentioned daht trash u jez posted.
HYPOCRITE guys like you masturbate 4 times daily.

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