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Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 9:53am On Sep 20, 2015
What attributes would you like her to have?

Mine would be:

Appearance: Ebony black
Skin: Smooth, soft.
Lips : average but we'll curved (I'm a pathological kisser grin)
Height: 1.60m just a shade below my eye level
Weight: 75kg (I like a woman with meat on her bones)
Dressing : Decent. But it deeper life(no offeinse angry)
Homeliness: can cook local dishes very well, takes pride in cooking for her man.
Character : Gentle, no sharp mouth.
Hobbies : Likes movies and can follow me to watch cartoons grin
Religion: Moderately religious.
Age: three to 5years my junior.
Education: University graduate.
Outlook on life: traditional, not feminist.
Brains: Intelligent but not confrontational.
Sex: "Exotic" grin

You can build yours cheesy


Cc lalasticlala

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by munchfani: 9:57am On Sep 20, 2015
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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 9:58am On Sep 20, 2015
Lol, here's a magic wand. Abracadabra.. grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:00am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, here's a magic wand. Abracadabra.. grin





i bet you'd create beckam's look alike grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 10:03am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, here's a magic wand. Abracadabra.. grin



I hope you know that in an unforgivable spell... It kills
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:04am On Sep 20, 2015
quiinnBee:

i bet you'd create beckam's look alike grin

If I had a fairy godmother, I'd wish him in my boudoir tonight grin He's not my ultimate crush though. I'm not that into white men, unfortunately. I like mine black & beautiful for the most part tongue

Hello! Come to mama grin

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:09am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


If I had a fairy godmother, I'd wish him in my boudoir tonight grin He's not my ultimate crush though. I'm not that into white men, unfortunately. I like mine black & beautiful for the most part tongue
makes me wonder who's your ultimate crush.cheesy
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:10am On Sep 20, 2015
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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 20, 2015
quiinnBee:

makes me wonder who's your ultimate crush.cheesy

Take a look at my previous post again grin tongue It changes depending on mood though. I like 'em scruffy lol
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:



I hope you know that in an unforgivable spell... It kills

Huh? What kills?
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:16am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Take a look at my previous post again grin tongue It changes depending on mood though. I like 'em scruffy lol
oh,figures.Almost like mine.Except the scruffy partgrin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 20, 2015
quiinnBee:

oh,figures.Almost like mine.Except the scruffy partgrin

I can't do too pretty & put together lol. I need an edge. Gutter. Gutter. So, what's your "type"?
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 10:29am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Huh? What kills?

lol... The abracadabra spell. I guess you need to pay attention in magic classes
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by funlord(m): 10:31am On Sep 20, 2015
grin

Simple! I would just create her without including their default "naturally crazy chip" in her brain! Safety 1st!

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:42am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


lol... The abracadabra spell. I guess you need to pay attention in magic classes

Oh, I got confused there for a bit because me & my girl were talking boys tongue
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 10:45am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Oh, I got confused there for a bit because me & my girl were talking boys tongue

shouldn't you be in church? undecided
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:47am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


shouldn't you be in church? undecided

Are YOU in church?
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 10:51am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Are YOU in church?

yeah, I am currently singing a special number smiley
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 10:54am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


yeah, I am currently singing a special number smiley

Singing & typing? You must be him grin

Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 10:58am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:

Singing & typing? You must be him grin
funny grin
You better go to church tongue
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:02am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


funny grin

You better go to church tongue

What's the point if even those who are there aren't really there but on NL? tongue Is the sermon boring? Why aren't you paying attention to your pastor?
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:04am On Sep 20, 2015
and u are sure all these are realistic
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 11:04am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


What's the point if even those who are there aren't really there but on NL? tongue Is the sermon boring? Why aren't you paying attention to your pastor?

was kidding earlier. I am home, couldn't attend service today
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:05am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


I can't do too pretty & put together lol. I need an edge. Gutter. Gutter. So, what's your "type"?
this guy does it for today.cheesy

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Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:06am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


was kidding earlier. I am home, couldn't attend service today

Ooh, a lie on a Sunday. WWJS? tongue
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 11:09am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Ooh, a lie on a Sunday. WWJS? tongue

Jesus will say "go and sin no more"
So why didn't you go to church? Watching a movie? woke up late? Or feeling lazy
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:11am On Sep 20, 2015
quiinnBee:

this guy does it for today.cheesy

Hmm, you really like them clean grin He's really hot though. Too hot. You have good taste.

My "type" is a little grimy though. I get dizzy when I see the likes of him..

That's Gyptian, btw. My "undying love" kiss

Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by lilmax(m): 11:13am On Sep 20, 2015
5minsmadness, mine would be a feminist cheesy


Fighting till the end of time grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:17am On Sep 20, 2015
vizkiz:


Jesus will say "go and sin no more"
So why didn't you go to church? Watching a movie? woke up late? Or feeling lazy

TBH, I'm still trying to find a church. Not just any church but a good church. Too many freak-show churches these days, so I just wanna be sure, yanno.
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by 5minsmadness: 11:20am On Sep 20, 2015
lilmax:
5minsmadness, mine would be a feminist cheesy


Fighting till the end of time grin
lipsrsealed grin
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by vizkiz: 11:23am On Sep 20, 2015
PunkyVeer:


TBH, I'm still trying to find a church. Not just any church but a good church. Too many freak-show churches these days, so I just wanna be sure, yanno.

oh, so you are new to that area cheesy

And BTW, what is your you of church? The "calm and orderly" or the "crazy and lively"
Re: Guys, If You Could Create Your Own Woman... by Nobody: 11:24am On Sep 20, 2015
they changed the topic.
angry
#YolO

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