OBSEQUIOUS:
Chai, can't stop laughing, OP but yours isn't explanatory enough like the other

crazysaint:
The start telling their close friends the size of your joystick. If it short , long, big, straight, curvy and so on.. Mehn I fear women pass devil sef

crazysaint:
The start telling their close friends the size of your joystick. If it short , long, big, straight, curvy and so on.. Mehn I fear women pass devil sef

faithfulme:
Inasmuch as you are good on bed they keep calling and calling for more

Sex na bastard

Oyind17:

Hey kid! are u talking to me

Iamoilprince:
10. they will want u to return the favour by cash or gift.

11. They start pretending that you are the first to go down there.

12. they ask you to come see their parents.

13. If u really hit the g spor hard you will see them the next day, but if not they will not pick ur calls again. lol

14. Every girl is guilty of this: They demand for Tissue! lol

babyfaceafrica:
kpelle..oyindamola teminikan...se o ti jeun?

wordbank:
I still dey wia I dey laff e don reach 3rd page

Iamoilprince:
10. they will want u to return the favour by cash or gift.

11. They start pretending that you are the first to go down there.

12. they ask you to come see their parents.

13. If u really hit the g spor hard you will see them the next day, but if not they will not pick ur calls again. lol

14. Every girl is guilty of this: They demand for Tissue! lol

faithfulme:
Inasmuch as you are good on bed they keep calling and calling for more

Ladies that have tested real sex are never satisfied because they keep asking for more would even for as far as sending sms

Baby will you be available tomorrow?

Baby can I come over?

Baby I need to discuss something urgent with u

Even if she end up marrying another guy due to one reason to another she would still be asking to see you

The number 1 key to a woman's heart is DO IT WELL AND SHE WOULD REMEMBER YOU TILL DEATH

Sex na bastard

henrylowe:
Sequel to the thread created by Prof Tosyne2much, i decided to bring up a counter thread

Not only guys behave naughty. As a matter of fact, ladies are also guilty


1. Just because many of them ave only sex to offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

3. They try to start controlling your life after get under ur boxers

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under your boxers

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up, they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on u

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your neck, just because they have gotten under your boxers

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

10. Feel free to add the last one

cc
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala

Oyind17:

you dey laugh the lies abi

Oyind17:

Nope, I know jeun but I don't understand the rest

wordbank:
Babe, admit say u don do 3 or more wey him list

repogirl:
LMAO, dis OP is a clown!

babyfaceafrica:
ndo....ke kwanu?

Oyind17:

I don't understand this too

babyfaceafrica:
abadie?.>>>>>>>ina kwana

Oyind17:

Take your cheating self off my mention

Oyind17:

I no read the silly list

wordbank:
How u take know say e dey silly C'mon, do d needful

flawlessT:
The tissue is for wat?

flawlessT:
The tissue is for wat?