izzou:
To the new guy

Don't do any pickup at the airport, at least, not now.

Just drop off your rider and zoom off. You can start ending the trip as you approach the terminal so you don't waste time there

Only park at designated car parks. Don't park on the road. Even if your tyre gets blown on that road. Manage it to Conoil in Ikeja, or FAAN staff quarters at Straberg. Don't ever ever stop there

Don't park on the Zebra crossing at MM2. Learn to read signs

Above all, pray to God to be delivered from every evil

Cooladex:


As careful and cautious as I am in that airport , those bastards clamped my car for the first time.

I don't know what came over me, as the guy entered my car I wanted to zoom off with him by my car. d fool was just battling with my gear. HAD to stop and there oga was very angry at what I did. Las Las my hard earned 7k cash was parted with

Aiport is a no no for now

1daboi:
Every monday, I'll be hustling to go 15trips on uber so as to enjoy 3%+100 on every trip. Sometimes I'll ignore bolt, causing me long waiting, after I complete the 15 trips on uber, I'll now start doing bolt and abandon uber and its 3%. Poo is crazy

izzou:


So sorry bro

What did you do wrong?

Cooladex:


Lol. been driving on uber alone for weeks until they tell me they re done with that promotion and taxify receives sense too

Sometimes I finish my 15 trips on tues and enjoy my 3% all through

Cooladex:


Bought fuel at that conoil and just waited 5mins o. Was caught unawares tho

mosesbola:
Taxify drivers on the platform, chat me up on 08051691231,

I have a bundle I am willing to share with you guys..

Can't it be shared here, please?

izzou:


Can't it be shared here, please?

1daboi:
hope somebody never put em bank account for ur uber app o

izzou:
To the new guy

Don't do any pickup at the airport, at least, not now.

Just drop off your rider and zoom off. You can start ending the trip as you approach the terminal so you don't waste time there

Only park at designated car parks. Don't park on the road. Even if your tyre gets blown on that road. Manage it to Conoil in Ikeja, or FAAN staff quarters at Straberg. Don't ever ever stop there

Don't park on the Zebra crossing at MM2. Learn to read signs

Above all, pray to God to be delivered from every evil

izzou:


Ojodu and Ogudu is different, sir

mrsage:
*Your Vehicle Plate Number Is Been Monitored by 282 Cameras in Lagos for Tracking and Traffic Offenses*

THERE ARE 282 CAMERAS MONITORING VEHICLES IN LAGOS METROPOLIS - ENGR OLAYEMI, VIS HEAD OF PLANNING AND RESEARCH

Contrary to the stories making the rounds that a camera device located at Alausa Secretariat capturing vehicles with expired fake documents and sending bills to people sms, an official of Vehicle Institution Service VIS, Lagos State, Engr Olayemi disclosed that there are 282 of such mechanical device installed in many major roads within the metropolis and not in Alausa, Secretariat , Ikeja, alone.

He said the device is called Automatic Number Plate Recognition Device (ANPR) or Number Plate Detector for short.

According to the Head of Planning and Research of VIS , the device only captures the vehicle's number plate and send it to Motor Vehicle License data bank , Insurance Company data bank and Road Worthiness data bank , from where it detects if these documents are genuine or have expired.

When these documents have expired or are fake the device generate a bill and send it to the vehicle's owner phone through sms.

He said, for every infringement committed a bill of N20,000 is generated. A person who default in all the three documents will get a bill of N60,000.00.

He went further to say that the device which he is personally monitoring from his own office has captured 276, 284 vehicles number plate out of which 7,135 owners have been billed fines ranging from N20,000 to N60,000, since December 2018, when they commenced full fledge operation.

He confirmed that many prominent Lagosians including commissioners, lawmakers and senior state government officials have been booked and have quietly paid their bills.

A vehicle owner who refused to pay the fine within seven days stipulated in the sms send to his phone will have his vehicle blacklisted. Meaning the the vehicle will be declared wanted . Wherever such a vehicle is caught by the device again, officials of VIS in such area will be instructed to impound the vehicle.

He agreed that VIO are back on the road not to check particulars but to arrest rickety vehicles or those with overload which the new device cannot capture.

Pls SHARE.

izzou:


For the past two days, traffic light no work for Alausa. I hope my plate was not captured

I dey usually beat traffic light around midnight for Lekki expressway.

I officially quit today

mrsage:


Go and sin no more!!!

Thank you father

izzou:


Thank you father

deedee44:
We have started again. Crvrider see wetin you cause

mrsage:
*Your Vehicle Plate Number Is Been Monitored by 282 Cameras in Lagos for Tracking and Traffic Offenses*

THERE ARE 282 CAMERAS MONITORING VEHICLES IN LAGOS METROPOLIS - ENGR OLAYEMI, VIS HEAD OF PLANNING AND RESEARCH

Contrary to the stories making the rounds that a camera device located at Alausa Secretariat capturing vehicles with expired fake documents and sending bills to people sms, an official of Vehicle Institution Service VIS, Lagos State, Engr Olayemi disclosed that there are 282 of such mechanical device installed in many major roads within the metropolis and not in Alausa, Secretariat , Ikeja, alone.

He said the device is called Automatic Number Plate Recognition Device (ANPR) or Number Plate Detector for short.

According to the Head of Planning and Research of VIS , the device only captures the vehicle's number plate and send it to Motor Vehicle License data bank , Insurance Company data bank and Road Worthiness data bank , from where it detects if these documents are genuine or have expired.

When these documents have expired or are fake the device generate a bill and send it to the vehicle's owner phone through sms.

He said, for every infringement committed a bill of N20,000 is generated. A person who default in all the three documents will get a bill of N60,000.00.

He went further to say that the device which he is personally monitoring from his own office has captured 276, 284 vehicles number plate out of which 7,135 owners have been billed fines ranging from N20,000 to N60,000, since December 2018, when they commenced full fledge operation.

He confirmed that many prominent Lagosians including commissioners, lawmakers and senior state government officials have been booked and have quietly paid their bills.

A vehicle owner who refused to pay the fine within seven days stipulated in the sms send to his phone will have his vehicle blacklisted. Meaning the the vehicle will be declared wanted . Wherever such a vehicle is caught by the device again, officials of VIS in such area will be instructed to impound the vehicle.

He agreed that VIO are back on the road not to check particulars but to arrest rickety vehicles or those with overload which the new device cannot capture.

Pls SHARE.

chillex8:

How much is minimum wage again

izzou:
Epphy, how far?

izzou:


Can't it be shared here, please?

izzou:


#30000

Pay fine of #20000

Renew the necessary paperwork with let's say 5k

Survive with 5k for the rest of the month

FreeMejoor1:
Can i still invest in Uber..is the business still striving up to expectations..i want to purchase two corolla for dis Biz.can i go ahead to do so..

chillex8:

Next level. Ajeee

Dis your meme sef

chillex8:

Fire On brother. Fire on