tojahh:


Enyo any day!
Petrocam another one!


Conoil? I rather buy black market
Mobil? E better make I beg lasma fuel.


Once I enter any fuel station and all the attendants begin call me to their pump... I will just do a complete turn and continue to next station.

Freshprince91:




chief, how do you pick up riders At MM2?
Asked them to stay in front of KFC or where?

confusedworld17:
I was at Sanusi Fafunwa yesterday evening when I got this request, rider was at Keystone bank Cres. going to Ikoyi. I checked google map and it was about 10minutes to pick up point due to traffic.
Took me about 45 minutes due to traffic to get to pick up. something ordinarily shouldn't have been more than 5minutes.
While on the trip, the traffic just dey tie wrapper small small.
Rider : How can I buy airtime now ? I need it very urgent.
Me : Buy from your account.
Rider : Yeah I know that, I have tried it several times now but to no avail.
Me : Okay, let me try from my account. What's the # you want to credit ?. - Could do this cos movement was almost at stand still.
Me : Have you received the airtime ?
Rider : No.
Me : I have been debited.
Rider : Are you sure you didn't send it to a wrong # ?

After reconfirming the #, turned out that I missed one #.
Before I could say anything, rider change am for me say ... It's on you, you put the wrong #.
Waka wey no suppose pass 15 minutes from VI to Ikoyi, took us 47 minutes 43 seconds. Total fare 850.
I Burnt extra fuel to get to pick up point, my 1k enter water untop say I want help rider buy airtime, burnt another extra fuel to get to drop off.

E be like say na the chief priest of my village winch and wizad I carry.

Luxurydriverng:


Y not get your own car, u can add some few more thousand and get you vehicle. Trust me it's better than delivering. Chat me I can recommend vehicles Less than 500k you can use for uber.

fasa199:
Na so one driver just ruin my Friday, just at Allen oga go bash my car from back. Frequent impatient driver bashing me don Dey make my partner feel say na me no fit handle the car well or na me dey even use em bash. Las las oga driver must fix this one because local man can not can again ooooo

Cooladex:

The thing is tiring. If you think you're careful for this Lagos. OYO.

I was just by second roundabout lekki, when one okada just broke my back light. I watched him run away,
I just thought if I pursue this one now and him go die, na another gobe for me. I had to let go.
I'm not working again this week.

Gentlelife50:

Lol, that's it.
Airport useless my Wednesday and yesterday, I no do airport again until December and early January or if I find myself in the evening in Ikeja. Otherwise I dey blow go back to my high land

Cooladex:

The thing is tiring. If you think you're careful for this Lagos. OYO.

I was just by second roundabout lekki, when one okada just broke my back light. I watched him run away,
I just thought if I pursue this one now and him go die, na another gobe for me. I had to let go.
I'm not working again this week.

Freshprince91:


I eventually got a trip to Egbeda, i wanted to cancel initially because i am not acquainted with that place, so rider asked me to come to Sahara Group and when i got there the idiot cancelled my trip . I was so furious!

I am not ready to weep on the steering again.
My face hard as i dey drive to ikoyi.

bot101:


Wow, and I spent 600k to get a car, and almost 100k fixing AC, lastma, and bumper!!!!

tojahh:


Lol. Na so one guy cancel on me after I drove 11mins to pick up. I just sent him a text.

"After driving 11mins to your location, hope we meet in heaven"

He replied.. "You weren't moving on my app and besides you didn't call to intimate of the trip status, hopefully we meet in heaven"

Na there I know say some riders sef no well

bot101:
Abeg, anybody knows any Bolt inspection centre close to Ojo?

Freshprince91:


I eventually got a trip to Egbeda, i wanted to cancel initially because i am not acquainted with that place, so rider asked me to come to Sahara Group and when i got there the idiot cancelled my trip . I was so furious!
The mistake i made was paying immediately I got to the parking lot thinking it will not delay when i get a trip, not knowing that if i didn't get a trip out early enough, i will have to pay for the time exceeded.
Na so dem talk say make i pay additional 200 naira join for additional 1 hour. I no fit cry, no trip out, my 700 just waste like that.
Was compensated with Jakande estate, mile 2 trip (1400) inside that traffic. Immediately i dropped the rider off, went to Mega chicken to position and all the trips i got were towards Ago palace, Okota, Lagos -Badagry. I just dey cancel
I am not ready to weep on the steering again.
My face hard as i dey drive to ikoyi.

tojahh:


Sorry bro. Back then one raining morning na so one marwa remove my bumber and it was raining heavily and I was with a rider who was battling sleep.
Immediately he pulled the bomber na so him fire speed. Hahaha inside traffic for Bajulaiye-Igbobi road. I came down inside the rain pursue am . Caught up with him, immediately I went for his keys and remove it, back to my car, he couldn't enter the rain, he couldn't go forward. He just stayed there. After like 5mins he came and say Oga sorry make I fix am na just small thing.

I already wind up so I no care to act like I dey hear am. I just left him in the rain too. Make rain beat am before we discuss. I told him Bros you go buy me new bumber simple. He said ah! Make I give you 2k abeg make you use fix am and pain am. I said its 25k nothing less.

Las las na 4k him pay and I spend 6k fixing it.

mrjaydee:
I just dey laugh reading up inside lekki-ikoyi bridge na so rider dey look me like mad person. Today's work was soft, I pass the tollgate 3times without paying shishi.

Worked for just 4hrs..Local man has closed for the day.

Na to enter bar this night and "blow money fast"

Signed
Lazy Driver.

Cooladex:

The thing is tiring. If you think you're careful for this Lagos. OYO.

I was just by second roundabout lekki, when one okada just broke my back light. I watched him run away,
I just thought if I pursue this one now and him go die, na another gobe for me. I had to let go.
I'm not working again this week.

eyinola:
what car did u buy?

xana101:
no bolt inspection center at ojo. I leave at Igboelerin

bot101:


Hyundai elantra 2008.

Gentlelife50:

Bros the thing tire person, driving in this Lagos is something else.
Hope he drop something?

fasa199:
Today is really my lucky day 2nd trip to ajah

See you on the island in about 2hrs time