AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

northbird:
D driver was blinded by the outrageous fare he bargained, he was outsmarted.

Personally, I don't get moved by anyone bragging. Talk is cheap. If you have DT kind of money, you shd have an android phone wt a bank app that transfers n not using third party ATM.


riders asking whether I have money , d response is No. Even if its obvious.

Cos I'm not your bank.

tojahh:
Tell Madam I have Older School Mix

eyinola:
my second day on this job, I miss my way to ado road ajah and i hv to go turn at vgc round about..Rider was a young lady in her early twenties, she was mad seriouly but later she said oga i forgive u because os this jamz u hv been playing, ur playlist is mad ooooooo so she say

Crvrider:


Reminded me of what happened yesterday.

Picked up 3young ladies headed for idumota market from ipaja. Relied heavily on the map, so I took the exit at under bridge, turned at akowonjo round about, climbed the bridge and headed towards agege, through Ikeja, oworonshoki na so I face 3rd mainland bridge like no mans business.

On the bridge, the app was just rerouting. Na him I swallow spit like what the fk? Me when no no road for Lagos.

Last, last na apongbo I go see myself. Has anyone ever experienced this on 3rd mainland bridge?

And by the way, for those who know, where would I have exited from the bridge?

davit:
Either inward Yaba on 3rd mainland bridge or Adeniji descending 3rmb.

Crvrider:


Reminded me of what happened yesterday.

Picked up 3young ladies headed for idumota market from ipaja. Relied heavily on the map, so I took the exit at under bridge, turned at akowonjo round about, climbed the bridge and headed towards agege, through Ikeja, oworonshoki na so I face 3rd mainland bridge like no mans business.

On the bridge, the app was just rerouting. Na him I swallow spit like what the fk? Me when no no road for Lagos.

Last, last na apongbo I go see myself. Has anyone ever experienced this on 3rd mainland bridge?

And by the way, for those who know, where would I have exited from the bridge?

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

dru23:


13k naira

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

Mjosh1000:


We the good people of abule egba reject this offer cos we are smart and always active without any dull moment, we patch and send him to the good people of surulere

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

Maax23:
Lol. I got a trip to Sango ota yesterday at Obalende, I wanted to turn it down, but d rider pleaded with me not to cancel and promise to offer me more money. He said about 5 drivers cancelled and refuse to go because of bad road. Omo mehn! That place is very very bad. After Abule Egba, Is like they dug hundreds of 3feet grave from Abule egba to Sango ota. As you coming out from a big deep pit you are entering another one. It continues like that all d way to Sango ota. Rider was telling me that a truck fell and killed 2 hawkers due to d bad road. Hammadiya, Kola, Alakuko these places are eyesore. Very annoying and irritating place to go. I wonder how that place will be when it rains. I can't count how my silencer hit d ground. The trip ended 6,600, rider added extra 2,400 making 9k. Luckily for me I got another trip from Sango back to Abule Egba under bridge. I got to kola and change route followed AIIT road to Ekoro road to burst out to Abule Egba. I am saying these here to sensitize U guys how that place looks like before U go. Greed of extra pay made me take such adventure.
But I don't think I can try that again.

Sirdave333:

Help! My 2006 Corolla odo meter is stuck at 299999 miles since last week, how can get it reading further. I need a professional advice.

AngryIgboDon:
Honestly, I can't stop laughing over this.

Mmadu nona ihu oru, na alacha Yoghurt

Just nodu na alacha yoghurt from a total stranger

Last week, another one on Twitter said they gave him Okro Soup and Semovita and was even proud saying it online.

Na ihu oru ka ino na ata semovita di oku na Okro Nwanyi Asaba.

Godspeed My brothers.

Babadee1900:
It has reached its limit. That’s how it’s programmed to work. Either you roll it back or change the Instrument Cluster

AngryIgboDon:
Honestly, I can't stop laughing over this.

Mmadu nona ihu oru, na alacha Yoghurt

Just nodu na alacha yoghurt from a total stranger

Last week, another one on Twitter said they gave him Okro Soup and Semovita and was even proud saying it online.

Na ihu oru ka ino na ata semovita di oku na Okro Nwanyi Asaba from a stranger.

Godspeed My brothers.

izzou:


When you get to the end of 3MB, you would have climbed up, like you wanted to make a U-turn, but instead of coming down, keep going straight..

You can make a U-turn under Carter bridge and enter Nnamdi Azikiwe

Na so I take dey enter Idumota oh

Biodunforu:
how can I reach u on Friday brother

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

donfortune48:


You're still thinking?

dru23:


That engine will not last more than six months after ringing so you taking a 50/50 risk .. No matter how skill a mechanic is ,once they start to mess with the engine taking it apart either ringing ,replacement etc that car will never be like factory fitting again ..

tojahh:
Tell Madam I have Older School Mix

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching

AngryIgboDon:
Honestly, I can't stop laughing over this.

Mmadu nona ihu oru, na alacha Yoghurt

Just nodu na alacha yoghurt from a total stranger

Last week, another one on Twitter said they gave him Okro Soup and Semovita and was even proud saying it online.

Na ihu oru ka ino na ata semovita di oku na Okro Nwanyi Asaba from a stranger.

Godspeed My brothers.

Blackbishop:
Good day house, I will like to share another update about a fault code that was tackled today.

How do you feel when you match on your gas pedal and your RPM was not responding?

That was the issue with a Hyundai SantaFe 2007......
Read more on this link
https://www.nairaland.com/5770914/mechanic-roundtable/6#91717150

B-Automobile Nigeria Limited
08055347947

peeps4u:


Keep it up with this, you will soon become a household name on nairaland, just be good and no do yago-yago.

Good luck to you.

AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? All the way from Command Ipaja to Sangatedo?" Can you imagine? All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky . But it ended in premium tears.

It was on same Twitter that I read where one driver narrated how he was so hungry on a particular day that his rider took him home and offered him Okro Soup and Semovita. Can you imagine? Una get mind for this world oo. This one will just be licking away his destiny without knowing.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the morale to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you? You are licking Frenchie Yoghurt just laidat?... Chai

ina alacha Yoghurt abi? Jisie Ike.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching