ReadaDream:
VIO guys were everywhere around Victoria Island today.

They used one Toyota Matrix to stop me at Dideolu estate approaching Ligali Ayorinde. I wanted to clear off the road for them to do their thing, then I remembered I have a straight line crack on my windscreen (about 10inches in length) . I wasn't ready to part with 20-40k for fine.

The one that stopped realized I wasn't going to park, he called on his colleague, now they are two standing in front of my car. I waved to them to move aside, they didn't, I put the gear in Neutral, reved the engine (as chance will have it, I have a leaking exhaust only noticeable when I rev)... They heard the sound, nobody told them before they moved aside. One of them hit my side mirror luckily it didn't break.

Naso I take escape. One of the girls wey I carry talk say so as this man calm since, he get shoko for head Lagos go teach you

ReadaDream:
Me wey still they gather money to replace tires and one front shock. VIO no fit spoil my joy lailai

dahflemzy:


I applaud you
But then, shey u know sey driving with a straight line crack is not an offence though dangerous... Only a shattered one is considered an offence
Most people don't know this.
I've been driving my mum's car with a cracked windshield to some far destinations and I've never been stopped.
I even get one screenshot... Mah post am

Those people don chop people money gan

Gentlelife50:

If chance dey I dey even climb their spike japa, buying another tire is better than begging someone for hours.

dahflemzy:


I applaud you
But then, shey u know sey driving with a straight line crack is not an offence though dangerous... Only a shattered one is considered an offence
Most people don't know this.
I've been driving my mum's car with a cracked windshield to some far destinations and I've never been stopped.
I even get one screenshot... Mah post am

Those people don chop people money gan

ReadaDream:
Bro, that's the best thing. Escape first, the rest is secondary. Imagine they got hold of me, they would have successfully ruined my day. Second trip of the day o.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:




No be all of dem bro.

YeyeGbami:



you follow buy from baz001 abi

BAZ001:


Until una go put me for trouble

ReadaDream Na correct guy, he no follow dem do time na money… strategy (drive 15mins to pick for 700 trip, cos no traffic )

But Lagos is something else, na so so side mirrors dem dey target, dem break my side sotee my Igbo spare part seller called me on phone to come buy side mirror from someone that removed follow come to put fancy side mirrors.
since Ive been driving here, no single scratch at all on my car, tyre's intact no picking of nails, no pot hole, no muddy roads to dey wash car everyday.

Upon all my defensive driving lesson I go reach house still see yellow paint on my car… how ?when ? Lagos go humble you.

AgentXxx:
You don quick pass their driver’s test Abi na international license you Dey use

BAZ001:


Bro I don pass every ooh. Without license you can’t register a car and drive here. (Own a title)
But the physical test na war, you must fail twice before you pass shaaal
You must use two hands throughout, if you take one hand off … Gbam failed.
If you want to reverse and you don’t look out for blind spot… Gbam failed.

Upon all my defensive driving and Lagos driving.


But guys gave me code on 2nd attempt and it worked… follow who know road.
Not all this old uncles

Modified: you can drive with Nigerian or intl license but you can’t register a car without yankee license. Cos he will soon come for me now

BAZ001:


Bro I don pass every ooh. Without license you can’t register a car and drive here. (Own a title)
But the physical test na war, you must fail twice before you pass shaaa
You must use two hands throughout, if you take one hand off … Gbam failed.
If you want to reverse and you don’t look out for blind spot… Gbam failed.

Upon all my defensive driving and Lagos driving.
But guys gave me code on 2nd attempt and it worked… follow who know road.
Not all this old uncles

Modified: you can drive with Nigerian or intl license but you can’t register a car without yankee license. Cos he will soon come for me now

dru23:

BAZ001:


You have forgotten you don’t know how to drive until last year/covid 19 break
When veteran drivers are talking newbies like you should be silent

dru23:



You are dry u are not creative at all .......u can see how I use ur words or foolishness to match the memes...
Try to be creative and let's have fun don't be dry ..........just be more creative ... It will give the readers better thing to laugh with......

dru23:



You are dry u are not creative at all .......u can see how I use ur words or foolishness to match the memes...
Try to be creative and let's have fun don't be dry ..........just be more creative ... It will give the readers better thing to laugh with......

YeyeGbami:


You wan do give away for boyz?

fk001:


Johnchrix

BAZ001:


Or na dis one you want ?

BAZ001:


Until una go put me for trouble

ReadaDream Na correct guy, he no follow dem do time na money… strategy (drive 15mins to pick for 700 trip, cos no traffic )

But Lagos is something else, na so so side mirrors dem dey target, dem break my side sotee my Igbo spare part seller called me on phone to come buy side mirror from someone that removed follow come to put fancy side mirrors.
since Ive been driving here, no single scratch at all on my car, tyre's intact no picking of nails, no pot hole, no muddy roads to dey wash car everyday.

Upon all my defensive driving lesson I go reach house still see yellow paint on my car… how ?when ? Lagos go humble you.

ReadaDream:
The time and energy to argue this with them is what I don't have. You know that in Nigeria, the official account of a particular public office will tweet about their rules of engagement with the citizens but when their boys get to the field, they do something else entirely e.g Police and Checking of people phones.

Time is money, and today been Friday, those guys need to take money home I bet they won't listen to anything I have to say. Best is to avoid them at all cost.

See that their base at Anthony/Ilupeju, I avoid taking trips to that axis except on Sunday or morning before 8am.

BAZ001:


Se you don drive in and out of Lagos trenches before?
You know trenches ? Akute , agbado ijaiye , ogolonto, trade fair …?

When you drive in and out of trenches without going to ladipo the next day then you can talk to me

AgentXxx:
You don quick pass their driver’s test Abi na international license you Dey use

YeyeGbami:


Be a man and do your job

Lush100:
.

If u mean registration of vehicle papers for freshly bought vehicle for road usage.
55k.

If u mean registration of vehicle on e-hailing app.
Ask a hoodlum expert such Viking, Felicity,pope,Glithronix.

sonshyne:



I saw it. I was at Olowora when the request entered. I just look away. Nah him sabi

obinoral1179:
this should be cruise..

Lush100:
.

If u mean registration of vehicle papers for freshly bought vehicle for road usage.
55k.

If u mean registration of vehicle on e-hailing app.
Ask a hoodlum expert such Viking, Felicity,pope,Glithronix.